"Manny thinks, I gotta tell you I like this place" He looks around
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by Low bloods » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:54 pm
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by Low bloods » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:47 pm
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by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:44 am

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:50 am
Kitsune France wrote:Cloverleaf is humming to herself while skating.
Asuka is at the bar.
Maximus is in the parking lot.

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:54 am
New Babylonia wrote:When suddenly a rock flies in beneath one of her skates probably knocks her down.
Hangs upside down from rafters.
Probably stares, not knowing he's also a living thing.

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:56 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:When suddenly a rock flies in beneath one of her skates probably knocks her down.
Hangs upside down from rafters.
Probably stares, not knowing he's also a living thing.
(Wow, you chose all three...)
She trips and falls, getting up unscathed but confused.
Her ears twitch, "Are there more rats in the rafters?"
The car revs to life and suddenly performs donuts in the parking lot.

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:00 am
New Babylonia wrote:(Was i not supposed to?)
Another, similar sized rock hits her at relatively low velocity. The origin appears to be a small child.
"Not to my knowledge."
Watches, confused as to how this is happening when there is no driver.

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:03 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:(Was i not supposed to?)
Another, similar sized rock hits her at relatively low velocity. The origin appears to be a small child.
"Not to my knowledge."
Watches, confused as to how this is happening when there is no driver.
(Usually people pick one or two.)
Cloverleaf frowns as the rock bounces off her green coat, "Hey... stop it."
She looks up, "Are you that shadow pony?"
The car slams into a small truck with a loud, "Dammit!"

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:06 am
New Babylonia wrote:(Yes, but i'm not normal like them.)
The small child, now more clearly barely a toddler, levitates another rock in her grasp, and launches it at Cloverleaf.
"I know of no other, do you?"
Runs over to the collision, jumping up too look inside both vehicles, perplexed as to how a car was driving without a driver, and how it was also talking. "H-how is that even possible?"

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:09 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:(Yes, but i'm not normal like them.)
The small child, now more clearly barely a toddler, levitates another rock in her grasp, and launches it at Cloverleaf.
"I know of no other, do you?"
Runs over to the collision, jumping up too look inside both vehicles, perplexed as to how a car was driving without a driver, and how it was also talking. "H-how is that even possible?"
She dodges the rock, "Kid, how are you even able to use telekinesis?"
"Yes, the murderous speciesist filly..."
The car repairs itself and backs away from the truck, "How is what possible?"

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:13 am
New Babylonia wrote:She giggles and throws another rock. As she looks for another, all that remains is a boulder roughly the size of her head. Seeing this as un acceptable, she hits it with a fist, shattering the boulder into more small rocks.
"Oh, right. That one. Did they ever catch her? I know that one colt saved everyone here including me, but did they actually catch her?"
Her jaw hangs disbelief. "H-h-how... w-wha...i-i...i don't even..."

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:16 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:She giggles and throws another rock. As she looks for another, all that remains is a boulder roughly the size of her head. Seeing this as un acceptable, she hits it with a fist, shattering the boulder into more small rocks.
"Oh, right. That one. Did they ever catch her? I know that one colt saved everyone here including me, but did they actually catch her?"
Her jaw hangs disbelief. "H-h-how... w-wha...i-i...i don't even..."
The pony looks with disbelief, unaware she has been hit by another small rock, "I think I should be going now..." She skates away.
"No, she's still walking... what happened to that archangel I pissed off?"
"Another pony? You here to ask me what a vehicle is?" There is no face or mouth on the car, just a ambient double voice emitting from it.

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:19 am
New Babylonia wrote:A small tongue of the ground kicks up and stops her, before slowly trying to pull her back. The small child continues giggling.
"Oh, great." He opens his eyes, and looks around. "You mean that one? Looks fine to me." He points over to a corner of the room.
"N-no i know what one is... b-b-but... they're not supposed to talk! Or drive themselves!"

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:20 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:A small tongue of the ground kicks up and stops her, before slowly trying to pull her back. The small child continues giggling.
"Oh, great." He opens his eyes, and looks around. "You mean that one? Looks fine to me." He points over to a corner of the room.
"N-no i know what one is... b-b-but... they're not supposed to talk! Or drive themselves!"
The mare closes her eyes and panics, "What do you want from me?"
Asuka glances to the corner of the room.
"It's a long story involving my original vessel being hit by a car... this very car to be exact."

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:29 am
New Babylonia wrote:The toddler crawls over to her, and pokes her head. "Hor-sie." She giggles.
Where said Archangel was meditating.
"T-that doesn't explain how you're a talking self-driving car at all."

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:32 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:The toddler crawls over to her, and pokes her head. "Hor-sie." She giggles.
Where said Archangel was meditating.
"T-that doesn't explain how you're a talking self-driving car at all."
"Oh, hehehe, hello there."
"Oh, okay... that is unexpected."
"Hm, my human vessel was destroyed, eliminating all chances I had to bringing myself back to the realm of the living. I was cast into Purgatory where I met a leviathan who decided to infuse his soul with mine in hopes of becoming resurrected, because humans are the only ones who can escape purgatory. We escaped and I had no body, time was running out before I was to fade from existence, so I was able to seize this car on the last minute, accidentally and permanently incorporating the leviathan in the process. I can still hear him..."

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:35 am
New Babylonia wrote:"Col-ur-ful hor-sie." She pokes Cloverleaf's cheek this time, still giggling.
"That he's alive?"
"Probably not what the leviathan had in mind huh?"

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:38 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:"Col-ur-ful hor-sie." She pokes Cloverleaf's cheek this time, still giggling.
"That he's alive?"
"Probably not what the leviathan had in mind huh?"
"Yep... where are your parents?"
"Or that he or his pseudo-army made no attempts to kill me after shooting Twinkly."
"Definitely not, no. Say, you haven't seen a tan colored bat pony anywhere have you?"

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:41 am
New Babylonia wrote:"Mommy! I found a col-ur-ful hor-sie see! And it talks!"
Krystal looks at her daughter with a bemused expression. "Kylie, what are you doing to her?"
"Maybe they haven't noticed you? And supposedly he's an angel of peace or some hopeful crap like that, maybe he just moved on."
"Uh, i saw her yesterday... why?"

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:44 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:"Mommy! I found a col-ur-ful hor-sie see! And it talks!"
Krystal looks at her daughter with a bemused expression. "Kylie, what are you doing to her?"
"Maybe they haven't noticed you? And supposedly he's an angel of peace or some hopeful crap like that, maybe he just moved on."
"Uh, i saw her yesterday... why?"
"Poking... are you her mother?"
"Shame, I was looking for a challenge."
"Oksana... Me and her been friends since she first arrived here... and I never saw her since her tree was destroyed."

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:47 am
New Babylonia wrote:"Yes, i am."
"Go punch him in the face then. I'm sure you'll get more than you bargained for."
"Yeah, she died for a little while... she's alive now... otherwise i'd probably turn into a shadow monster again."

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:51 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:"Yes, i am."
"Go punch him in the face then. I'm sure you'll get more than you bargained for."
"Yeah, she died for a little while... she's alive now... otherwise i'd probably turn into a shadow monster again."
"She has quite the talent..." Cloverleaf nervously laughed.
"Because you stated such an idiotic approach known to ponykind. You can't win in an arm wrestling match against an archangel."
"That's really surprising, glad to know she is safe now... at least I hope anyways."

by Kitsune France » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:56 am
New Babylonia wrote:"Well, she is an Earthbender, just like i'm a firebender." She hold out an open palm, a calm, red flame bursts into life from it.
"You can't win alot of stuff against an Archangel. Unless you are one, or greater."
"Well... i'm not sure. She said she got us into something she doesn't like. We're trying to leave here... for... reasons."

by New Babylonia » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:58 am
Kitsune France wrote:New Babylonia wrote:"Well, she is an Earthbender, just like i'm a firebender." She hold out an open palm, a calm, red flame bursts into life from it.
"You can't win alot of stuff against an Archangel. Unless you are one, or greater."
"Well... i'm not sure. She said she got us into something she doesn't like. We're trying to leave here... for... reasons."
"I take it you are new here?"
"It isn't impossible... there are Enochian sigils and holy fire among all other spells capable of suspending or incapacitating them. Not to mention weapons crafted for the sole purpose of killing celestial beings. That is how mortals defeat them, especially experienced hunters. I been a sorcerer and a healer in my tribe, I learned there is way more to slaying beasts than brute force."
"Yes... how peculiar."
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