[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Why drink tea when vodka cures radiation poisoning?

Because alcoholic drinks cause problems, instead of solving them.

[Monfrox]

Why drink tea when vodka cures radiation poisoning?

Because alcoholic drinks cause problems, instead of solving them.

Not unless you're getting piss drunk all the time.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Because alcoholic drinks cause problems, instead of solving them.

Not unless you're getting piss drunk all the time.

Which should happen quite fast when drinking vodka.

[Monfrox]

Not unless you're getting piss drunk all the time.

Which should happen quite fast when drinking vodka.

You'd think so, but not the usual case with my people.

[Stormhound]

Why drink tea when vodka cures radiation poisoning?

Tea is awesome, vodka is... bleh.

Moonshine trumps all, though.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Which should happen quite fast when drinking vodka.

You'd think so, but not the usual case with my people.

Then they drink a lot and have grown some "resistance" against the alcohol. Poor livers.

[Monfrox]

You'd think so, but not the usual case with my people.

Then they drink a lot and have grown some "resistance" against the alcohol. Poor livers.

I have a decent healthcare system. Don't talk about my people's livers.

[The BranRiech]

Monfrox: a nation of alcoholics

The Branriech: a nation of a little less alcoholics

[Transgravitas Directorate]

Then they drink a lot and have grown some "resistance" against the alcohol. Poor livers.

I have a decent healthcare system.

Haha! Ha! You're funny.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Then they drink a lot and have grown some "resistance" against the alcohol. Poor livers.

I have a decent healthcare system. Don't talk about my people's livers.

And where would you be from, then?

[Stormhound]

Monfrox: a nation of alcoholics

The Branriech: a nation of a little less alcoholics

Stormhound: a nation of Appalachian alcoholics who think they're Roman soldiers.

[Monfrox]

I have a decent healthcare system. Don't talk about my people's livers.

And where would you be from, then?

Wrong universe...

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

And where would you be from, then?

Wrong universe...

Oh, we were talking NS Nations? Phah!

[Monfrox]

Monfrox: a nation of alcoholics

The Branriech: a nation of a little less alcoholics

There's nothing wrong with going out for a drink late at night when you're off duty, and anyone who says there is either a stick in the mud or isn't drunk enough yet.

[Constaniana]

Not unless you're getting piss drunk all the time.

Which should happen quite fast when drinking vodka.

Vodka was developed because the only way the Russians thought they could escape the bleak reality of living in Russia was to be completely drunk all the time, with the hope that'd you'd drink too much and die, thereby escaping Russia forever.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Which should happen quite fast when drinking vodka.

Vodka was developed because the only way the Russians thought they could escape the bleak reality of living in Russia was to be completely drunk all the time, with the hope that'd you'd drink too much and die, thereby escaping Russia forever.

That's still its use in Russia nowadays, for the men. The women appear to all be wanting to date me right now.

[Zeinbrad]

Vodka was developed because the only way the Russians thought they could escape the bleak reality of living in Russia was to be completely drunk all the time, with the hope that'd you'd drink too much and die, thereby escaping Russia forever.

That's still its use in Russia nowadays, for the men. The women appear to all be wanting to date me right now.

You get those Colombian cupid ads to?

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

That's still its use in Russia nowadays, for the men. The women appear to all be wanting to date me right now.

You get those Colombian cupid ads to?

And Russian, and Chinese, and [insert country].

[Hornesia]

You get those Colombian cupid ads to?

And Russian, and Chinese, and [insert country].

Not as bad as me, for some reason all the ads I get are in Spanish.

[Constaniana]

You get those Colombian cupid ads to?

And Russian, and Chinese, and [insert country].

Google seems to have deduced that I'm in favour of all attractive foreign women, as well as all attractive domestic women. But it still thinks I'm Mexican sometimes.

[Gvozdevsk]

I mostly get the Filipino cupid ad. I don't even like Asian women I like Russian and Middle Eastern women get your shit together dumb ads.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

When I was in South Africa, I got ads suggesting I emigrate.

I thought that quite funny.

[Agritum]

I don't have adds, due to using a certain Firefox addon.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I don't have adds, due to using a certain Firefox addon.

I don't use those so that the websites I visit earn some money.

[Stormhound]

You get those Colombian cupid ads to?

And Russian, and Chinese, and [insert country].

*grumbles* Stupid sexy Jamaican girls. *grumbles*