[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse

[Rupudska]

Well now, I'll just take all my damn coal and go back to the Anglo-Scottish border then.

Because West Virginia is the only source of coal in North America.

Remember children, western Pennsylvania isn't real, just like Wyoming and lesbian Mormon girls.

[Wolfenium]

Well now, I'll just take all my damn coal and go back to the Anglo-Scottish border then.

Because West Virginia is the only source of coal in North America.

Remember children, western Pennsylvania isn't real, just like Wyoming and lesbian Mormon girls.

You lie! It can't be true! NOOOOOOOoooooooo!... *huddles in the corner to cry*

[Nationstatelandsville]

western Pennsylvania isn't real...

I am but an imagining of your feverish minds, a perversion you've rendered upon the virgin landscape of reality. You monsters.

[The Grey Wolf]

Well now, I'll just take all my damn coal and go back to the Anglo-Scottish border then.

Because West Virginia is the only source of coal in North America.

Remember children, western Pennsylvania isn't real, just like Wyoming and lesbian Mormon girls.

Silly Rup, we have infiltrated the coal industry in all corners of the States.

You do not go through two thousand years of hate fucking, xenophobia, and alcoholism, and not have a plan for when something like this happens.

[Rupudska]

western Pennsylvania isn't real...

I am but an imagining of your feverish minds, a perversion you've rendered upon the virgin landscape of reality. You monsters.

I'm pretty sure that's Wolfenium's job description.

[The Grey Wolf]

I am but an imagining of your feverish minds, a perversion you've rendered upon the virgin landscape of reality. You monsters.

I'm pretty sure that's Wolfenium's job description.

Which I am slowly usurping day by day.

[Wolfenium]

I am but an imagining of your feverish minds, a perversion you've rendered upon the virgin landscape of reality. You monsters.

I'm pretty sure that's Wolfenium's job description.

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ { Remember kids! Hopes and dreams and your eternal souls are just a wish away!)

I'm pretty sure that's Wolfenium's job description.

Which I am slowly usurping day by day.

No.

[Rupudska]

I'm pretty sure that's Wolfenium's job description.

Which I am slowly usurping day by day.

You aren't prevalent enough on Diplomacy, and your flag doesn't even have the Nordic cross.

0/10.

[The Grey Wolf]

Which I am slowly usurping day by day.

You aren't prevalent enough on Diplomacy, and your flag doesn't even have the Nordic cross.

0/10.

I'm a Nordicist though, doesn't that count?

[Rupudska]

You aren't prevalent enough on Diplomacy, and your flag doesn't even have the Nordic cross.

0/10.

I'm a Nordicist though, doesn't that count?

That counts even less.

[The Grey Wolf]

I'm a Nordicist though, doesn't that count?

That counts even less.

Would $20 and photoshopped nude photos change your mind?

[Rupudska]

That counts even less.

Would $20 and photoshopped nude photos change your mind?

That's not enough money, and I need to know who's being photoshopped.

[The Grey Wolf]

Would $20 and photoshopped nude photos change your mind?

That's not enough money, and I need to know who's being photoshopped.

$50 and you and Nat.

[Wolfenium]

That's not enough money, and I need to know who's being photoshopped.

$50 and you and Nat.

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You can't buy superior Großdeutscher spirit, Englischer yoke

[Constaniana]

Your pride in West Virginia can only be born of some kind of disorder, however.

Probably genetic and brain-related, as everyone knows West Virginia is worst Virginia.

Except when we want illegal fireworks. Then the inbred traitors are tolerable.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Probably genetic and brain-related, as everyone knows West Virginia is worst Virginia.

Except when we want illegal fireworks. Then the inbred traitors are tolerable.

"Good explosives vendor! I shall begin ignoring your inbred physical disorders and the dark scent of death which clings to you, and you shall commence in helping me violate state law."

[The Grey Wolf]

Probably genetic and brain-related, as everyone knows West Virginia is worst Virginia.

Except when we want illegal fireworks. Then the inbred traitors are tolerable.

We ended up being thrown out of one border just to end up on another one.

So yeah, we're not exactly the nicest people in the world. Go back to your wives, Const.

[Constaniana]

Except when we want illegal fireworks. Then the inbred traitors are tolerable.

We ended up being thrown out of one border just to end up on another one.

So yeah, we're not exactly the nicest people in the world. Go back to your wives, Const.

And you can go back to your relatives.

[The Grey Wolf]

We ended up being thrown out of one border just to end up on another one.

So yeah, we're not exactly the nicest people in the world. Go back to your wives, Const.

And you can go back to your relatives.

At least I'm monogamous.

[Constaniana]

And you can go back to your relatives.

At least I'm monogamous.

You end up going through more wives than super-fundamentalists since they die in childbirth, or from horrendous obesity, plenty of other health reasons that the rest of the Western world can treat easily, or simply your gnarled festering DNA.

[The Grey Wolf]

At least I'm monogamous.

You end up going through more wives than super-fundamentalists since they die in childbirth, or from horrendous obesity, plenty of other health reasons that the rest of the Western world can treat easily, or simply your gnarled festering DNA.

When you spend all your life working in a coal mine, you don't really care too much in way of appearance.

Mainly because you can't see a damn thing.

[Altito Asmoro]

Here's what amuses me - nobody would say that a Brit discussing the UK or an American discussing America is biased. If they do, they're laughed off. No, in those cases being from that country strengthens your argument.

But my upbringing in India somehow weakens it.

I don't understand with this post.

[Ayreonia]

You aren't prevalent enough on Diplomacy, and your flag doesn't even have the Nordic cross.

0/10.

I'm a Nordicist though, doesn't that count?

What the hell is a Nordicist?

No, seriously. I'm Nordic and I've never heard that term.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I'm a Nordicist though, doesn't that count?

What the hell is a Nordicist?

No, seriously. I'm Nordic and I've never heard that term.

It's probably pretending to believe in Nordic gods, because that's like, cool, man.

[Ayreonia]

What the hell is a Nordicist?

No, seriously. I'm Nordic and I've never heard that term.

It's probably pretending to believe in Nordic gods, because that's like, cool, man.

That's a lot of overlapping gods.