[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse

[Astrolinium]

Still waiting for that duck RP...

Good ducks come to those who wait.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Still waiting for that duck RP...

Good ducks come to those who wait.

Now, for the uprising of the Ducktariat.

[The Starlight]

Still waiting for that duck RP...

Good ducks come to those who wait.

*nods obediently*

[Astrolinium]

Good ducks come to those who wait.

Now, for the uprising of the Ducktariat.

All they are is a bunch of quacks.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Enough foreplay; just duck and get it over with.

[Astrolinium]

Enough foreplay; just duck and get it over with.

You cannot duck me. I am unduckable. I have never been ducked, and if you try and ducking duck me you'll find my ducking bill will ducking grow ducking fangs and ducking snap your ducking wings off.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Enough foreplay; just duck and get it over with.

You cannot duck me. I am unduckable. I have never been ducked, and if you try and ducking duck me you'll find my ducking bill will ducking grow ducking fangs and ducking snap your ducking wings off.

I ducking love you.

[Nature-Spirits]

I sense that Ducks! The Roleplay will involve a shitload of puns.

*his fingers fly across the keyboard with increasing speed as his excitement rises*

[Astrolinium]

You cannot duck me. I am unduckable. I have never been ducked, and if you try and ducking duck me you'll find my ducking bill will ducking grow ducking fangs and ducking snap your ducking wings off.

I ducking love you.

Our love can never fly, Jon. We'll only end up migrating apart.

I sense that Ducks! The Roleplay will involve a shitload of puns.

*his fingers fly across the keyboard with increasing speed as his excitement rises*

That's most of the reasons of why I'm in this.

[Nature-Spirits]

I ducking love you.

Our love can never fly, Jon. We'll only end up migrating apart.

You're so punny.

Besides, we apparently just got married, and ducks are monogamous (so says Wikipedia).

[Nationstatelandsville]

I ducking love you.

Our love can never fly, Jon. We'll only end up migrating apart.

Well, you've gone and ducked it all up now.

[Lavan Tiri]

Our love can never fly, Jon. We'll only end up migrating apart.

Well, you've gone and ducked it all up now.

Well, Kirby Delauter all y'all. You're ducking crazy.

[Astrolinium]

Our love can never fly, Jon. We'll only end up migrating apart.

You're so punny.

Besides, we apparently just got married, and ducks are monogamous (so says Wikipedia).

That too.

Our love can never fly, Jon. We'll only end up migrating apart.

Well, you've gone and ducked it all up now.

It was not meant to be. *stares dramatically off into the distance as the scene fades to black and white and a mist rolls in off the bay*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Our love can never fly, Jon. We'll only end up migrating apart.

You're so punny.

Besides, we apparently just got married, and ducks are monogamous (so says Wikipedia).

Ducks are violent rapists.

This is true. I'd suggest you Google it, but "duck rape" probably won't turn up what you intend.

[Nature-Spirits]

You're so punny.

Besides, we apparently just got married, and ducks are monogamous (so says Wikipedia).

Ducks are violent rapists.

This is true. I'd suggest you Google it, but "duck rape" probably won't turn up what you intend.

Oh, I know.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Ducks are violent rapists.

This is true. I'd suggest you Google it, but "duck rape" probably won't turn up what you intend.

Oh, I know.

Well, I'm just saying; they might be monogamous, but what the fuck does that mean? Only one victim?

[Astrolinium]

Ducks are violent rapists.

This is true. I'd suggest you Google it, but "duck rape" probably won't turn up what you intend.

Oh, I know.

I feel like our roleplay should maybe gloss over this fact.

[Alleniana]

You're so punny.

Besides, we apparently just got married, and ducks are monogamous (so says Wikipedia).

Ducks are violent rapists.

This is true. I'd suggest you Google it, but "duck rape" probably won't turn up what you intend.

They also have ridiculous penises.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, I know.

I feel like our roleplay should maybe gloss over this fact.

Why do you hate character depth, Astro?

Ducks are violent rapists.

This is true. I'd suggest you Google it, but "duck rape" probably won't turn up what you intend.

They also have ridiculous penises.

To help with the rape, of course.

[Nature-Spirits]

Oh, I know.

I feel like our roleplay should maybe gloss over this fact.

Yes, definitely. Our portrayal of ducks will not be extremely realistic, methinks.

[Astrolinium]

I feel like our roleplay should maybe gloss over this fact.

Why do you hate character depth, Astro?

Think of the children, Nat.

I feel like our roleplay should maybe gloss over this fact.

Yes, definitely. Our portrayal of ducks will not be extremely realistic, methinks.

But extremely adorable.

[Alleniana]

Any of you played Duck Life?

[Lavan Tiri]

Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why do you hate character depth, Astro?

Think of the children, Nat.

Dare you subvert great art with such meager defenses?

[Nature-Spirits]

Yes, definitely. Our portrayal of ducks will not be extremely realistic, methinks.

But extremely adorable.

Indeed.

Think of the children, Nat.

Dare you subvert great art with such meager defenses?

PG-13 rule.

'Nuff said.