TET: Funky Milk and Cookies While Supplies Last

[United Regions of Verona]

That new TET smell

[Lunatic Goofballs]

You'd want something with maximum spiciness with minimum flavor to add heat without compromising the flavor of the milk.

Yes...

Hmm...

This needs further investigation. I'm virtually certain that there would be a marketable product here.

Spice Milk even sounds tasty. And we could market it has a health thing. I'm sure capsaicin has some purported benefit we could exploit.

[Grenartia]

Ah. I see.
Meh, I've had similar. V8 mixed with 2% and I think some bread thrown in.

Eew, that's nasty. Milk and vegetables do not mix.

I handled it perfectly fine, actually. Just chug it, ignore the taste. Then again, you had to drink it for a relay...

1. How is an actual joke on the same level as "FIRST!" or "last page!"?

2. And the underlined is the problem that's causing the decline of the thread.

3. Actually, I'm only offering advice for improvement.

1. I can be more strict about quality than you. Why? Because I have more material for jokes than you and I can be more eloquent while delivering it. Your joke, if you may allow me to put it this way, was very low quality. Hence, like I said, if you want to speak about quality yea, I'm also entitled to tell you that the quality of your jokes suck and that you need to improve them to make a contribution to this thread since you are making a big deal out of "I'M ON THE LAST PAGE!" posts that only come every once in a while now.

2. So far, I don't see you bitching about the quality of my posts even though I could give less of a shit.

3. What you did wasn't advice, it was merely you taking it out on someone just because of one post.

1. There's an inherent difference between a joke (of any quality, short of just plain offensive) and "I'M ON THE LAST PAGE!" That should be plainly obvious.

2. Because you've not managed to make a poor quality post yet.

3. No. I saw an error. I pointed it out, and offered an alternate course of action. That's advice. I didn't go on an all-caps, insult-filled raegrant. That would've been taking it out on them. There's the inherent difference.

First page!

Well, it seems I may have spoken too soon with regards to 2.

[Desmendura]

That new TET smell

*sniffs* Fresh from the box isn't it?

[Tagmatium]

Really?

Surely you've got Post-its or a scrap of paper you can write that on, rather than on here?

Point of it was someone to ask why....

Why?

Not so much to ringing your uncle, but why to the attempt to fish for a question.

You could have said something along the lines of "I need to call my uncle later, because of *reasons*".

[The Grim Reaper]

Yes...

Hmm...

This needs further investigation. I'm virtually certain that there would be a marketable product here.

Spice Milk even sounds tasty. And we could market it has a health thing. I'm sure capsaicin has some purported benefit we could exploit.

"If you pour it in your eyes lots, eventually you become desensitized to pepper spray!"

[Lunatic Goofballs]

That new TET smell

*sniffs* Fresh from the box isn't it?

Phrasing.

[Auremena]

Oooooh my gooooood, la mia testa è cazzo mi sta uccidendo...
;~;

Should have listened to Reppy and drank water. Tu cabesa va a dolar para unas horas...

[The Grim Reaper]

*sniffs* Fresh from the box isn't it?

Phrasing.

We were all fresh out of the box at one point.

[Chestaan]

Not much different to 3 but still awesome.

I never got 3..

I'm only interested in the Collection bundle for 6 bucks.

Bargain. Go for it.

[Lonbonia]

It's been a tough day.

I know right? How did your day go?

Eh.. Not really eventful.

[Desmendura]

*sniffs* Fresh from the box isn't it?

Phrasing.

It's also pretty ironic that the title has "funky" in it while I said fresh.

[Tagmatium]

Yes...

Hmm...

This needs further investigation. I'm virtually certain that there would be a marketable product here.

Spice Milk even sounds tasty. And we could market it has a health thing. I'm sure capsaicin has some purported benefit we could exploit.

Remarkably cynical of you - I like the way you think.

Initially, I was thinking of some sort of prank-drink, but the market for that isn't all that large - most buyers might only get it once or a handful of times before their friends grow weary or they're left with no friends.

A health food, however...

People will buy that sort of thing time and time again.

[Desmendura]

I know right? How did your day go?

Eh.. Not really eventful.

Me too.

[Ionian Knights]

I never got 3..

I'm only interested in the Collection bundle for 6 bucks.

Bargain. Go for it.

Is it like Sim City, but more... silly?

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

Point of it was someone to ask why....

Ah...

So...

Doing anything interesting this week?

Hopefully yes, it depends if I can call my uncle and convince him to buy me a game, it can be his payment instead of cash.

[The Grim Reaper]

Ah...

So...

Doing anything interesting this week?

Hopefully yes, it depends if I can call my uncle and convince him to buy me a game, it can be his payment instead of cash.

Wow, nicely saved.

[Ethel mermania]

time for the jym

[Desmendura]

time for the jym

Say whaaaaaaaat?

[Tagmatium]

Ah...

So...

Doing anything interesting this week?

Hopefully yes, it depends if I can call my uncle and convince him to buy me a game, it can be his payment instead of cash.

Was that too difficult?

[United Regions of Verona]

That new TET smell

*sniffs* Fresh from the box isn't it?

The milk makes the world go all blurry and colourful though.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Spice Milk even sounds tasty. And we could market it has a health thing. I'm sure capsaicin has some purported benefit we could exploit.

Remarkably cynical of you - I like the way you think.

Initially, I was thinking of some sort of prank-drink, but the market for that isn't all that large - most buyers might only get it once or a handful of times before their friends grow weary or they're left with no friends.

A health food, however...

People will buy that sort of thing time and time again.

Yep. It doesn't even have to work. Hell, it doesn't even need to have an active ingredient. Look at Homeopathic medicines. Our product would actually do something by comparison.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

1. There's an inherent difference between a joke (of any quality, short of just plain offensive) and "I'M ON THE LAST PAGE!" That should be plainly obvious.

2. Because you've not managed to make a poor quality post yet.

3. No. I saw an error. I pointed it out, and offered an alternate course of action. That's advice. I didn't go on an all-caps, insult-filled raegrant. That would've been taking it out on them. There's the inherent difference.

First page!

Well, it seems I may have spoken too soon with regards to 2.

1. Doesn't matter. Like I said, quality is quality and I did call out on your joke to let you see that quality is subjective.

2. And even if I did (like I just did with the above quote of "First page!" just to spite you) I would still not care.

3. You saw an error, yes, but an error that isn't consistent. If you notice I almost never call out on people, there's a reason behind that - I pretty much use a "3-strike rule" on people when they do something. His post wasn't as egregious as yours was because of different reasons: while he may do it once in a while you have consistently complained about the quality of TET since what? TET 91?

[Desmendura]

*sniffs* Fresh from the box isn't it?

The milk makes the world go all blurry and colourful though.

And that's why it's called "funky milk"

[Grenartia]

Spice Milk even sounds tasty. And we could market it has a health thing. I'm sure capsaicin has some purported benefit we could exploit.

"If you pour it in your eyes lots, eventually you become desensitized to pepper spray!"

Reminds me of the time my former neighbor's little brother sprayed his dad's (who was a county sheriff's deputy) pepper spray into my eyes. Didn't feel a thing other than what felt like water on my face. Even though it smelled like hot sauce, and tasted like it.

Phrasing.

It's also pretty ironic that the title has "funky" in it while I said fresh.

What is this? The late 80s? I pheel like I should be putting "ph" in phront of words starting with "f".

See how phunky phresh and phat I am?