TET: Funky Milk and Cookies While Supplies Last

[Ionian Knights]

My bed is always empty...

;_;

Well, other than when there's me in it, of course.

It was quite nice lying in bed and listening to the storm this morning. Especially when one of the thunderclaps rattled my bedroom door.

I know the feeling. I want to wake up to my fiancée ㅠ.ㅠ

That wasn't a dream?

Wait till June, and then force her on a plane to England, so you both can live together forever, and she can get her education via british profs.

[Grenartia]

I hope not. Seems like one of those things that gets old faster than milk in 90F weather.



Give me 80s hair metal, if we're going to go for weird. Dee Snider in drag, FTW.

My refrigerator is colder than 90F weather...

True, but you can't exactly put a thread joke in a fridge.

[Tagmatium]

My bed is always empty...

;_;

Well, other than when there's me in it, of course.

It was quite nice lying in bed and listening to the storm this morning. Especially when one of the thunderclaps rattled my bedroom door.

My bed is always empty, but I've grown used to it already.

It would be nice to have someone in it besides me though.

Same, really.

But I suppose sitting here, moping about it isn't really going to change that.

Oh, well.

It's wet outside.

[Desmendura]

My refrigerator is colder than 90F weather...

True, but you can't exactly put a thread joke in a fridge.

Says who?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

1. Except it is. You've not yet explained how a joke is on the same level as "LAST PAGE!". Also, I never claimed to be better at writing than you.

2. They're not impossible standards, and some standards are better than none at all. Also, they're based on common complaints about post quality.

3. How was it condescending? Also, I never claimed to be better than anybody else here. If you saw that in my posts, then you misread them.

1. I think I don't need to explain also the fact that you're getting annoyed at me calling you out for a joke which, subjectively, I can say "it's shitposting" to me.

2. Whatever complaints you had have already been addressed. So far I have seen nobody complain in two TETs. You're the only one coming here and complaining, says a lot about things.

3. It was condescending because it was unnecessarily preachy.

[Divair2]

I know the feeling. I want to wake up to my fiancée ㅠ.ㅠ

That wasn't a dream?

Wait till June, and then force her on a plane to England, so you both can live together forever, and she can get her education via british profs.

Were it so easy.

[Destrovia]

I have no idea what you said or what your even talking about.

Je ne parles pas vous Allemagne.

I'm gonna assume that's surrender monkey.

[Divair2]

1. Except it is. You've not yet explained how a joke is on the same level as "LAST PAGE!". Also, I never claimed to be better at writing than you.

2. They're not impossible standards, and some standards are better than none at all. Also, they're based on common complaints about post quality.

3. How was it condescending? Also, I never claimed to be better than anybody else here. If you saw that in my posts, then you misread them.

1. I think I don't need to explain also the fact that you're getting annoyed at me calling you out for a joke.

2. Whatever complaints you had have already been addressed. So far I have seen nobody complain in two TETs. You're the only one coming here and complaining, says a lot about things.

3. It was condescending because it was unnecessarily preachy.

Can we not do this shit?

[The Grim Reaper]

I think my bed is empty.

I don't know.

When I was five, you see, my parents took me aside one day, after school, and sat me down. It's hard for me to talk about it. Basically, apparently my bed had moved to our uncle's farm.

I know better now, of course - it ran away. I guess after five years of thankless treatment, it had had enough.

I still think of it sometimes. It was always there for me - when I had nightmares, when I was having trouble sleeping. It was the first thing I saw every morning when I woke up.

Still brings tears to my eyes.

I think my bed is empty, I don't know. I hope it's not.

[Ionian Knights]

Wait till June, and then force her on a plane to England, so you both can live together forever, and she can get her education via british profs.

Were it so easy.

Well, college is nothing more than taking money and throwing it at the college and get a degree. British colleges could allow it.

And I think a one way ticket to London is cheap enough for you, if you look now.

[Luziyca]

No. Is it what the young'uns are calling sex these days?

Search it up in Google translate. It's my local language.

Swedish. *sigh and shakes fist*

[The Grim Reaper]

Je ne parles pas vous Allemagne.

I'm gonna assume that's surrender monkey.

Your guess is as good as mine.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

1. I think I don't need to explain also the fact that you're getting annoyed at me calling you out for a joke.

2. Whatever complaints you had have already been addressed. So far I have seen nobody complain in two TETs. You're the only one coming here and complaining, says a lot about things.

3. It was condescending because it was unnecessarily preachy.

Can we not do this shit?

Sure, I'll drop it.

[Desmendura]

Search it up in Google translate. It's my local language.

Swedish. *sigh and shakes fist*

What does the word itself mean then?

[Divair2]

Were it so easy.

Well, college is nothing more than taking money and throwing it at the college and get a degree. British colleges could allow it.

And I think a one way ticket to London is cheap enough for you, if you look now.

Money isn't the issue. If it were all down to money, all my problems would be solved.

[Desmendura]

I think my bed is empty.

I don't know.

When I was five, you see, my parents took me aside one day, after school, and sat me down. It's hard for me to talk about it. Basically, apparently my bed had moved to our uncle's farm.

I know better now, of course - it ran away. I guess after five years of thankless treatment, it had had enough.

I still think of it sometimes. It was always there for me - when I had nightmares, when I was having trouble sleeping. It was the first thing I saw every morning when I woke up.

Still brings tears to my eyes.

I think my bed is empty, I don't know. I hope it's not.

I get the same feeling back in the days were I was a kid.

[Destrovia]

...
I wen't through my telegrams at the request of some people at their request, and searched my name in the last TeT.

I feel like an idiot. I am so sorry to anyone I offended, I did not mean to get on the internet.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

All my good ideas appear three to five years later as marketed products.

Bah!

Maybe we could try to pip them to the post this time?

We need to buy up gallons of milk and a large selection of spices, post haste!

Sorry for the delay in response. It's Easter and I have kids. Mayhem is ensuing. I'll have to get back to you.

[Grenartia]

True, but you can't exactly put a thread joke in a fridge.

Says who?

SCIENCE!

1. Except it is. You've not yet explained how a joke is on the same level as "LAST PAGE!". Also, I never claimed to be better at writing than you.

2. They're not impossible standards, and some standards are better than none at all. Also, they're based on common complaints about post quality.

3. How was it condescending? Also, I never claimed to be better than anybody else here. If you saw that in my posts, then you misread them.

1. I think I don't need to explain also the fact that you're getting annoyed at me calling you out for a joke which, subjectively, I can say "it's shitposting" to me.

2. Whatever complaints you had have already been addressed. So far I have seen nobody complain in two TETs. You're the only one coming here and complaining, says a lot about things.

3. It was condescending because it was unnecessarily preachy.

1. I'm not annoyed.

2. Because it got to the point where I was basically the voice of those who were complaining.

3. I fail to see how.

[The Grim Reaper]

Bah!

Maybe we could try to pip them to the post this time?

We need to buy up gallons of milk and a large selection of spices, post haste!

Sorry for the delay in response. It's Easter and I have kids. Mayhem is ensuing. I'll have to get back to you.

Su-su-sugar rush!

[Auremena]

Should have listened to Reppy and drank water. Tu cabesa va a dolar para unas horas...

I have no idea what you said or what your even talking about.

Last night you were posting under the influence and reppy said for you to drink water to avoid a hangover. You likely don't remember that tidbit, and woke up with a case of the headaches anyways.

[Divair2]

Can we not do this shit?

Sure, I'll drop it.

Thanks. It gets boring after the 15th time.

[Desmendura]

Says who?

SCIENCE!

1. I think I don't need to explain also the fact that you're getting annoyed at me calling you out for a joke which, subjectively, I can say "it's shitposting" to me.

2. Whatever complaints you had have already been addressed. So far I have seen nobody complain in two TETs. You're the only one coming here and complaining, says a lot about things.

3. It was condescending because it was unnecessarily preachy.

1. I'm not annoyed.

2. Because it got to the point where I was basically the voice of those who were complaining.

3. I fail to see how.

Oh.

[The High Tatras]

I am rather disappointed right now with "Naturnalia Holistic Pet Food", because they refused to do business with my nation since I asked them to make their subsidiary in my nation either a sole proprietorship or a worker cooperative. Apparently they believe that not being organized as a corporation would somehow jeopardize their company.

If they take such confidence in their products, why would they be afraid of taking personal responsibility instead of hiding behind a separate legal entity? This is the first time I have been refused service on the basis of being a socialist nation.

[Grenartia]

1. I think I don't need to explain also the fact that you're getting annoyed at me calling you out for a joke.

2. Whatever complaints you had have already been addressed. So far I have seen nobody complain in two TETs. You're the only one coming here and complaining, says a lot about things.

3. It was condescending because it was unnecessarily preachy.

Can we not do this shit?

Whoops, didn't see this.

Damn this thread's moving fast...