TET: Chocolate Lava Lamp Cake Edition

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

My experience rivals Sasha Grey.

Hang on, let me Google that.
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Wat. Marina is a pretty name, why did she change it?

Because Marina is a girl you want to take home to mother.
Sasha is a girl you want to rip in two with your manparts.

[Yoite]

Wait, what?
Men can accept penetration as well...

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

[Divair2]

Hang on, let me Google that.
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Wat. Marina is a pretty name, why did she change it?

Because Marina is a girl you want to take home to mother.
Sasha is a girl you want to rip in two with your manparts.

My sister is called Sasha
<_<

[Kannap]

I better not be being shipped......

You're being shipped.

As if a stupid premise wasn't enough to make a bad movie bad.

It is.

Wait what? To whom?

Take a guess.

Tom Daley? Mary Cain? Shane Harper?

[Divair2]

You're being shipped.


It is.


Take a guess.

Tom Daley? Mary Cain? Shane Harper?

No.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

I, for one, welcome our new oscillating overlords.

Ooooh trust me if I had a hitachi I wouldn't be leaving my room or ever getting married.
Benedict be damned.

[Liberonscien]

How dangerous?

fucking murderous
if it came down to me vs. 1 million to get to the Cumber, there would be 1 million fewer people on earth.

Even if I was one of them?

[Notnormalgirl]

I better not be being shipped......

You're being shipped.

With who? TELL ME NOW!!!!

[Divair2]

I, for one, welcome our new oscillating overlords.

Ooooh trust me if I had a hitachi I wouldn't be leaving my room or ever getting married.
Benedict be damned.

I've heard some things about that.
And I mean "heard" in the literal sense.

[Kannap]

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

Great, now I just re-read everything Axon wrote above in a Morgan Freeman voice

Do you see an issue here? Because there is not one. Morgan Freeman makes everything sound awesome

[Thafoo]

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

As if a stupid premise wasn't enough to make a bad movie bad.

Terrible execution certainly didn't help.

[Divair2]

You're being shipped.

With who? TELL ME NOW!!!!

It's a surprise.

[Liberonscien]

That is bad how?

Jesus is cuter

True.

[Yoite]

*sashays in circles around you* La la la la la la la la la clap along if you feel like a room without a roof

Clap along if you're Kannap and you cannot handle the truth

Sounds like a better song.

[Divair2]

As if a stupid premise wasn't enough to make a bad movie bad.

Terrible execution certainly didn't help.

It's a religious movie. They're all so booooooooring.

[Kannap]

Because Marina is a girl you want to take home to mother.
Sasha is a girl you want to rip in two with your manparts.

My sister is called Sasha
<_<

Your sister is a girl "you want to rip in two with your manparts." - Stagnant Axon Terminal

[Divair2]

Jesus is cuter

True.

I am?

Clap along if you're Kannap and you cannot handle the truth

Sounds like a better song.

I am a lyrical genius, obviously.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Because Marina is a girl you want to take home to mother.
Sasha is a girl you want to rip in two with your manparts.

My sister is called Sasha
<_<

Your sister gets or will get once she reaches an appropriate age, fantasized about a lot.
Sry 2 brk ur hrt.

[Divair2]

My sister is called Sasha
<_<

Your sister is a girl "you want to rip in two with your manparts." - Stagnant Axon Terminal

She's my sister..

[Kannap]

Tom Daley? Mary Cain? Shane Harper?

No.

Ah, well I have nothing to live for during the journey then

[Yoite]

Great, now I just re-read everything Axon wrote above in a Morgan Freeman voice

Do you see an issue here? Because there is not one. Morgan Freeman makes everything sound awesome

I did the same thing when I thought of the meme, which is why I posted it.

[Divair2]

My sister is called Sasha
<_<

Your sister gets or will get once she reaches an appropriate age, fantasized about a lot.
Sry 2 brk ur hrt.

I'm surprised she's not pregnant already.

[Kannap]

fucking murderous
if it came down to me vs. 1 million to get to the Cumber, there would be 1 million fewer people on earth.

Even if I was one of them?

Especially if you were one of them

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Ooooh trust me if I had a hitachi I wouldn't be leaving my room or ever getting married.
Benedict be damned.

I've heard some things about that.
And I mean "heard" in the literal sense.

If you had heard me that one time...
Well, I wouldn't doubt it, even 3,000 miles off...

[Divair2]

No.

Ah, well I have nothing to live for during the journey then

No. Have fun. Snacks are on the left.