TET: Chocolate Lava Lamp Cake Edition

[Thafoo]

Shame on the movie producers. Thumbs down. Boo.

Hey, I liked that movie, bub

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

[Kannap]

I dunno, I just don't think Cumberbatch looks good, and if he did look good to me, the whole 37 thing would kill it.. Don't need to be attracted to a man three years younger than my dad.. Ew.

Tom Daley looks more my age and is near enough my age for me to hold an attraction to him. Plus Tom is very good lookin'

You're worried about age...
while I'm wondering what kind of things Sean Connery could do to me with that much "life experience"...

I dunno, I just don't think Cumberbatch looks good, and if he did look good to me, the whole 37 thing would kill it.. Don't need to be attracted to a man three years younger than my dad.. Ew.

Tom Daley looks more my age and is near enough my age for me to hold an attraction to him. Plus Tom is very good lookin'

Meh, age isn't a factor in whether or not I find someone attractive.

I make a few exceptions but not many. Chris Evans is a very good lookin' fella to me and he is 32

[Yoite]

Eau mai.
I'm imbetween screaming out "INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE FORUMS!!!!!!!11!," feeling slightly (read: quite) awkward that I know very little, and wanting to whisper tell me more.

My experience rivals Sasha Grey.

O_O

[Divair2]

Shipped. Have fun.

Wait, what?

You've been shipped.

[Kannap]

Hey, I liked that movie, bub

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

Hey, I like that movie, bub

*sashays away* And you can't say anything that'll change my opinion on the movie

[Divair2]

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

Hey, I like that movie, bub

*sashays away* And you can't say anything that'll change my opinion on the movie

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

[Kannap]

Wait, what?

You've been shipped.

By Fed-Ex, expect to arrive at your destination in 5 to 10 business days.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Shipped. Have fun.

Wait, what?

Well, consider the ones designed for women. Now consider how the ones for men must be designed to perform the same function, based on those anatomical differences.
That's basically it.

Men can accept penetration as well...

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

[Lordieth]

Shipped. Have fun.

Wait, what?

Well, consider the ones designed for women. Now consider how the ones for men must be designed to perform the same function, based on those anatomical differences.
That's basically it.

Men can accept penetration as well...

I'm quite aware of that.

[Divair2]

You've been shipped.

By Fed-Ex, expect to arrive at your destination in 5 to 10 business days.

You're being shipped too.

[Auremena]

Eau mai.
I'm imbetween screaming out "INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE FORUMS!!!!!!!11!," feeling slightly (read: quite) awkward that I know very little, and wanting to whisper tell me more.

My experience rivals Sasha Grey.

Hang on, let me Google that.
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Wat. Marina is a pretty name, why did she change it?

[Notnormalgirl]

You've been shipped.

By Fed-Ex, expect to arrive at your destination in 5 to 10 business days.

[Kannap]

Hey, I like that movie, bub

*sashays away* And you can't say anything that'll change my opinion on the movie

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

*sashays in circles around you* La la la la la la la la la clap along if you feel like a room without a roof

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Eau mai.
I'm imbetween screaming out "INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE FORUMS!!!!!!!11!," feeling slightly (read: quite) awkward that I know very little, and wanting to whisper tell me more.

My experience rivals Sasha Grey.

This leaves a lot to the imagination

[Coffee Cakes]

Wait, what?
Men can accept penetration as well...

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

lmao what?

[Notnormalgirl]

By Fed-Ex, expect to arrive at your destination in 5 to 10 business days.

You're being shipped too.

I better not be being shipped......

[Yoite]

Hey, I like that movie, bub

*sashays away* And you can't say anything that'll change my opinion on the movie

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

As if a stupid premise wasn't enough to make a bad movie bad.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

You're worried about age...
while I'm wondering what kind of things Sean Connery could do to me with that much "life experience"...

Meh, age isn't a factor in whether or not I find someone attractive.

I make a few exceptions but not many. Chris Evans is a very good lookin' fella to me and he is 32

I want who I want regardless of age.
Unless they are f(n)<n+5. I don't date f(n)<n+5.

[Kannap]

By Fed-Ex, expect to arrive at your destination in 5 to 10 business days.

You're being shipped too.

Wait what? To whom?

[Divair2]

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

*sashays in circles around you* La la la la la la la la la clap along if you feel like a room without a roof

Clap along if you're Kannap and you cannot handle the truth

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

lmao what?

Vaginas.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Wait, what?
Men can accept penetration as well...

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

I don't know whether this would make me millions or just leave me looking like a weirdo.

[Lordieth]

Wait, what?
Men can accept penetration as well...

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

I, for one, welcome our new oscillating overlords.

[Divair2]

You're being shipped too.

I better not be being shipped......

You're being shipped.

It's not just that the premise is stupid, though. It was low-budget and got terrible reviews.

As if a stupid premise wasn't enough to make a bad movie bad.

It is.

You're being shipped too.

Wait what? To whom?

Take a guess.

[Auremena]

Wait, what?

You've been shipped.

On a boat?

Wait, what?
Men can accept penetration as well...

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

Oscillating sock lawl

And no, I don't like the external FTR. But that's likely due to anatomical differences.

[Divair2]

You've been shipped.

On a boat?

Men, like women, generally achieve... ehem.... only through.... ehem external .... good touching.
Penetrative devices, whether they... oscillate... or not, generally provide fewer people (regardless of the sum of their parts) with fewer ... big moments.
What men NEED is an eternally wet, oscillating... sock.

Oscillating sock lawl

And no, I don't like the external FTR. But that's likely due to anatomical differences.

No. Plane. Boats are too slow.