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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:36 pm

Lordieth wrote:
Gallade wrote:Nonsense. You have the vibrating egg, don't you?


Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.

.... the elegance of a cucumber?
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Postby Gallade » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:36 pm

Lordieth wrote:
Gallade wrote:Nonsense. You have the vibrating egg, don't you?


Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.

What if we added Bluetooth? Men like Bluetooth.
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Postby Divair2 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:37 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Divair2 wrote::(
At least one person does..


apparently two.

A 100% increase?! I shall soon become a new trend among teenage girls.
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Postby Auremena » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:37 pm

Lordieth wrote:
Gallade wrote:Nonsense. You have the vibrating egg, don't you?
Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.
I'm lost. I know nothing about sex toys, actual or improvised, male or female.
I blame a sheltered youth.
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Postby Divair2 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:37 pm

Gallade wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.

What if we added Bluetooth? Men like Bluetooth.

What's Bluetooth?
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:37 pm

Auremena wrote:
Lordieth wrote:Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.
I'm lost. I know nothing about sex toys, actual or improvised, male or female.
I blame a sheltered youth.

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Postby Kannap » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:38 pm

Yoite wrote:
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Now Tom Daley is a good looking man.

Plus, considering that I am 17, Tom Daley is 19, and Benedict Cumberbatch is 37, it is reasonable to see why I am far more attracted to Tom Daley. He is very much so closer to my own age.


Cumberbatch does not look thirty seven, and Tom Daley looks...I don't know how to define the indeterminable aspects of him that naturally repulse me.


I dunno, I just don't think Cumberbatch looks good, and if he did look good to me, the whole 37 thing would kill it.. Don't need to be attracted to a man three years younger than my dad.. Ew.

Tom Daley looks more my age and is near enough my age for me to hold an attraction to him. Plus Tom is very good lookin'
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Postby Yoite » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:38 pm

Gallade wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.

What if we added Bluetooth? Men like Bluetooth.

:rofl:

Lordieth wrote:
Gallade wrote:Nonsense. You have the vibrating egg, don't you?


Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.


Yes, "elegance"
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Postby Luziyca » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:38 pm

Kiruri wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Yeah, those are a bit creepy.

Buahahah lol, I still like your flag! I can't believe I have one of those "easter pics" Ughs! I can't even look at it without feeling ill

Oh... Show it to me.

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or..
"Wanna put your baby in the lap of my easter bunny"

Kinky. :P

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Luziyca wrote:It's only a circle if you put your baby in the lap of my easter bunny. :P


What parent hates their child that much?

One who truly loves their child will get to experience my easter bunny. He's on my flag...
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Postby Divair2 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:38 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Auremena wrote:I'm lost. I know nothing about sex toys, actual or improvised, male or female.
I blame a sheltered youth.

Oh
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Shipped. Have fun.
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Postby Kannap » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:38 pm

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Thafoo wrote:So I finally got around to reading the summary of the movie God's Not Dead.

What a piss-stupid premise.


Shame on the movie producers. Thumbs down. Boo.


Hey, I liked that movie, bub
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:38 pm

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Coffee Cakes wrote:I really love the south, but the gross lack of professional hockey teams would be the death of me, if I ever moved there.


We got the Dallas Stars :p


Yes, but no hockey unless I move to a big city, which even still may not have public transit. v.v

Up here, even if my beloved P-Bruins moved or folded, I could go to Worcester, Hartford, Springfield, Manchester, Portland, or Bridgeport, and be back home in under 12 hours.

Down there, if the Hurricanes, Stars, Rampage, Predators, Panthers, Lightning, or Checkers move, the nearest hockey would be... at least a half day away by Greyhound bus.
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Postby Auremena » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Auremena wrote:I'm lost. I know nothing about sex toys, actual or improvised, male or female.
I blame a sheltered youth.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
apparently two.

A 100% increase?! I shall soon become a new trend among teenage girls.

it depends, how big are you in japan?
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Postby Notnormalgirl » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
apparently two.

A 100% increase?! I shall soon become a new trend among teenage girls.

:rofl: Sorry Div, I find this funny! :rofl:
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Postby Kannap » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Gallade wrote:What if we added Bluetooth? Men like Bluetooth.

What's Bluetooth?


Oh hey Div, Ireland has become a part of the UK for good.
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:


What I did, I had to do it in the name of shits and giggles.

I'm trying to drink here, you know? It's hard to do so when I'm stuck between vomiting and dying from breath-less laughter.


Sorry about that :lol:
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Postby Yoite » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Kannap wrote:
Yoite wrote:
Cumberbatch does not look thirty seven, and Tom Daley looks...I don't know how to define the indeterminable aspects of him that naturally repulse me.


I dunno, I just don't think Cumberbatch looks good, and if he did look good to me, the whole 37 thing would kill it.. Don't need to be attracted to a man three years younger than my dad.. Ew.

Tom Daley looks more my age and is near enough my age for me to hold an attraction to him. Plus Tom is very good lookin'


Meh, age isn't a factor in whether or not I find someone attractive.
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Kannap wrote:
Yoite wrote:
Cumberbatch does not look thirty seven, and Tom Daley looks...I don't know how to define the indeterminable aspects of him that naturally repulse me.


I dunno, I just don't think Cumberbatch looks good, and if he did look good to me, the whole 37 thing would kill it.. Don't need to be attracted to a man three years younger than my dad.. Ew.

Tom Daley looks more my age and is near enough my age for me to hold an attraction to him. Plus Tom is very good lookin'

You're worried about age...
while I'm wondering what kind of things Sean Connery could do to me with that much "life experience"...
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Postby Lordieth » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Gallade wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.

What if we added Bluetooth? Men like Bluetooth.


Statistics, too. It has to have an android app that tracks our progress.

It also has to double up as a multi-functional screwdriver set.

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Lordieth wrote:Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.
I'm lost. I know nothing about sex toys, actual or improvised, male or female.
I blame a sheltered youth.


Well, consider the ones designed for women. Now consider how the ones for men must be designed to perform the same function, based on those anatomical differences.

That's basically it.
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:40 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Oh
Darling
I can teach you everything

Shipped. Have fun.


This post killed me. :rofl:
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Postby Divair2 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:40 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Divair2 wrote:A 100% increase?! I shall soon become a new trend among teenage girls.

it depends, how big are you in japan?

I don't know. Go find some Asian teenage girls and ask them.

Notnormalgirl wrote:
Divair2 wrote:A 100% increase?! I shall soon become a new trend among teenage girls.

:rofl: Sorry Div, I find this funny! :rofl:

Good.

Kannap wrote:
Divair2 wrote:What's Bluetooth?


Oh hey Div, Ireland has become a part of the UK for good.

Good.
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Postby Divair2 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:40 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Divair2 wrote:I'm trying to drink here, you know? It's hard to do so when I'm stuck between vomiting and dying from breath-less laughter.


Sorry about that :lol:

Good.

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Divair2 wrote:Shipped. Have fun.


This post killed me. :rofl:

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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:41 pm

Auremena wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Oh
Darling
I can teach you everything
Eau mai.
I'm imbetween screaming out "INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE FORUMS!!!!!!!11!," feeling slightly (read: quite) awkward that I know very little, and wanting to whisper tell me more.

My experience rivals Sasha Grey.
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Postby Auremena » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:41 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Oh
Darling
I can teach you everything
Shipped. Have fun.
Wait, what?
Lordieth wrote:
Auremena wrote:I'm lost. I know nothing about sex toys, actual or improvised, male or female.
I blame a sheltered youth.
Well, consider the ones designed for women. Now consider how the ones for men must be designed to perform the same function, based on those anatomical differences.
That's basically it.
Men can accept penetration as well...
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