TET: Chocolate Lava Lamp Cake Edition

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Why Lordi? Why must you feed my imagination thinking about mutated cucumbers

Not that the original vegetable doesn't have its uses in dire straits.

Well, the original vegetable has its uses, just not when it comes to thinking about this

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I picture him in a suit at my feet, jacket open, tie loose, begging for my love and stuff

I can just imagine him being at your floor right now in the form of a green cucumber, just shivering trying to convey a message. Silently, he shivers and tries to approach your feet using the vibrations of his shivering to touch at least your feet with his hard skin like a cucumber, through which he can barely feel anything but hard. His hard interior but mushy core trying to struggle to keep itself intact and not be all mushed up for what approaches: the insertion of the "Cumbercock" into a deep, dark, and moist hole where only the brave dare to go into.

i'm going to piss myself laughing, holy shit

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Why Lordi? Why must you feed my imagination thinking about mutated cucumbers

Imagine that thing rearing its ugly head out of your bowl of salad.

"Cheque please!"

It has to have red sideburns.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Why Lordi? Why must you feed my imagination thinking about mutated cucumbers

Imagine that thing rearing its ugly head out of your bowl of salad.

"Cheque please!"

Oh I can imagine that it's the kind of thing an Alfred Hitchcock movie can be made out of.

[Yoite]

*dismembers you while humming happily*

You don't have to worry about me being after him, I don't think he is good looking in the slightest.

Considering the man in your flag, your tastes are questionable.

[Lordieth]

Why Lordi? Why must you feed my imagination thinking about mutated cucumbers

Not that the original vegetable doesn't have its uses in dire straits.

In that regard; Women: 1 Men: 0

[Ethel mermania]

That is bad how?

Jesus is cuter

if you like long haired hippy jews.

[Auremena]

Why Lordi? Why must you feed my imagination thinking about mutated cucumbers

Imagine that thing rearing its ugly head out of your bowl of salad.
"Cheque please!"

I already didn't really like salad before...

[Gallade]

Not that the original vegetable doesn't have its uses in dire straits.

In that regard; Women: 1 Men: 0

Nonsense. You have the vibrating egg, don't you?

[Kannap]

You don't have to worry about me being after him, I don't think he is good looking in the slightest.

Considering the man in your flag, your tastes are questionable.

Now Tom Daley is a good looking man.

Plus, considering that I am 17, Tom Daley is 19, and Benedict Cumberbatch is 37, it is reasonable to see why I am far more attracted to Tom Daley. He is very much so closer to my own age.

[Divair2]

I picture him in a suit at my feet, jacket open, tie loose, begging for my love and stuff

I can just imagine him being at your floor right now in the form of a green cucumber, just shivering trying to convey a message. Silently, he shivers and tries to approach your feet using the vibrations of his shivering to touch at least your feet with his hard skin like a cucumber, through which he can barely feel anything but hard. His hard interior but mushy core trying to struggle to keep itself intact and not be all mushed up for what approaches: the insertion of the "Cumbercock" into a deep, dark, and moist hole where only the brave dare to go into.

What the utter fuck did I just read.

[Thafoo]

So I finally got around to reading the summary of the movie God's Not Dead.

What a piss-stupid premise.

[Divair2]

Jesus is cuter

if you like long haired hippy jews.

At least one person does..

[Notnormalgirl]

Considering the man in your flag, your tastes are questionable.

Now Tom Daley is a good looking man.

Plus, considering that I am 17, Tom Daley is 19, and Benedict Cumberbatch is 37, it is reasonable to see why I am far more attracted to Tom Daley. He is very much so closer to my own age.

I like Chris Evans.

[Coffee Cakes]

I really love the south, but the gross lack of professional hockey teams would be the death of me, if I ever moved there.

[New Vaxon]

I really love the south, but the gross lack of professional hockey teams would be the death of me.

Hi, CC. LONG ASS TIME, NO SEE, Yes?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I can just imagine him being at your floor right now in the form of a green cucumber, just shivering trying to convey a message. Silently, he shivers and tries to approach your feet using the vibrations of his shivering to touch at least your feet with his hard skin like a cucumber, through which he can barely feel anything but hard. His hard interior but mushy core trying to struggle to keep itself intact and not be all mushed up for what approaches: the insertion of the "Cumbercock" into a deep, dark, and moist hole where only the brave dare to go into.

i'm going to piss myself laughing, holy shit

I can just imagine him being at your floor right now in the form of a green cucumber, just shivering trying to convey a message. Silently, he shivers and tries to approach your feet using the vibrations of his shivering to touch at least your feet with his hard skin like a cucumber, through which he can barely feel anything but hard. His hard interior but mushy core trying to struggle to keep itself intact and not be all mushed up for what approaches: the insertion of the "Cumbercock" into a deep, dark, and moist hole where only the brave dare to go into.

What the utter fuck did I just read.

What I did, I had to do it in the name of shits and giggles.

[Lordieth]

In that regard; Women: 1 Men: 0

Nonsense. You have the vibrating egg, don't you?

Not quite the same thing. I mean, there are male alternatives out there, but they don't quite have the same elegance in design.

[Yoite]

Considering the man in your flag, your tastes are questionable.

Now Tom Daley is a good looking man.

Plus, considering that I am 17, Tom Daley is 19, and Benedict Cumberbatch is 37, it is reasonable to see why I am far more attracted to Tom Daley. He is very much so closer to my own age.

Cumberbatch does not look thirty seven, and Tom Daley looks...I don't know how to define the indeterminable aspects of him that naturally repulse me.

[Auremena]

Considering the man in your flag, your tastes are questionable.

Now Tom Daley is a good looking man.

Plus, considering that I am 17, Tom Daley is 19, and Benedict Cumberbatch is 37, it is reasonable to see why I am far more attracted to Tom Daley. He is very much so closer to my own age.

Antoine Griezmann is 23 and Thibault Courtois 21. Very much within striking distance.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I really love the south, but the gross lack of professional hockey teams would be the death of me, if I ever moved there.

We got the Dallas Stars

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Considering the man in your flag, your tastes are questionable.

Now Tom Daley is a good looking man.

Plus, considering that I am 17, Tom Daley is 19, and Benedict Cumberbatch is 37, it is reasonable to see why I am far more attracted to Tom Daley. He is very much so closer to my own age.

Benedict Cumberbatch is 16 days younger than my mother.
See also: I would fuck the living shit out of Rupert Graves, RDJ, Richard Gere, etc. at the drop of a hat. Give them to me now.

[Divair2]

i'm going to piss myself laughing, holy shit

What the utter fuck did I just read.

What I did, I had to do it in the name of shits and giggles.

I'm trying to drink here, you know? It's hard to do so when I'm stuck between vomiting and dying from breath-less laughter.

[Ethel mermania]

if you like long haired hippy jews.

At least one person does..

apparently two.

[Uieurnthlaal]

So I finally got around to reading the summary of the movie God's Not Dead.

What a piss-stupid premise.

Shame on the movie producers. Thumbs down. Boo.