TET: Chocolate Lava Lamp Cake Edition

[Kiruri]

What about the guy that isn't thrusting. Does he get exercise benefits too? so many questions...

Maybe if he holds some yoga poses.

Oh, right, forgot about that. That seems like a fun way of becoming more limber

UK

Fine, I'll be the UK, but do expect to be constantly updated on the successes of my crusades against the European continent

destroy those Spaniards, please, do it in my honor :3 I beg you

[Destrovia]

I was all into sex until I got into Highschool, then they taught me about aids.
I avoid butts like the plague.

I have had a loooooooooooooot of sex with a loooooooot of people. I do not have AIDs or any STDs or STIs.

yet

[Ethel mermania]

i have only been to paris and bordeaux. i ate well in both

You always eat well in france

its one of the reasons i like france, even the places on the highways are pretty good. not to mention the wine.

[Divair2]

I have had a loooooooooooooot of sex with a loooooooot of people. I do not have AIDs or any STDs or STIs.

yet

It's very simple: Use protection and don't fuck people you don't know.

[Chestaan]

I have had a loooooooooooooot of sex with a loooooooot of people. I do not have AIDs or any STDs or STIs.

yet

They are reasonably difficult to come by to be fair. Personally I think it's well worth the risk.

[Divair2]

yet

They are reasonably difficult to come by to be fair. Personally I think it's well worth the risk.

Especially if there's no risk if you know the person.

[Kiruri]

yet

It's very simple: Use protection and don't fuck people you don't know.

Exactly

[Destrovia]

yet

It's very simple: Use protection and don't fuck people you don't know.

But what if they engineer a plot to have sex with you knowing full well the have Aids for the express purpose of sharing their disease? People have done that.

I'm really, really paranoid Signore Divair.

[Kiruri]

It's very simple: Use protection and don't fuck people you don't know.

But what if they engineer a plot to have sex with you knowing full well the have Aids for the express purpose of sharing their disease? People have done that.

I'm really, really paranoid Signore Divair.

Then don't get played. Simple.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I have had a loooooooooooooot of sex with a loooooooot of people. I do not have AIDs or any STDs or STIs.

yet

Or ever. Considering I never have sex without a condom and I never have sex with someone who I do not trust.

[Divair2]

It's very simple: Use protection and don't fuck people you don't know.

But what if they engineer a plot to have sex with you knowing full well the have Aids for the express purpose of sharing their disease? People have done that.

I'm really, really paranoid Signore Divair.

Then you put your dick in a condom and fuck them. Or meet better people who aren't psychopaths.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I feel like in a very Latin American film noir setting: cooking some food for myself, relaxing music in the middle of everything and in the background a faint sound of an argument going on while talking with a gorgeous woman while keeping to the kitchen and my room.

[Lordieth]

More fun than any Gym exercise, that's for sure. So fun you can do it for hours at a time.

Don't even need music or anything. Purely optional.

Music is always preferred.

I see you like performing to the classics.

[Coffee Cakes]

That was an awesome day out.

Howdy TET.

[Kiruri]

I feel like in a very Latin American setting: cooking some food for myself, relaxing music in the middle of everything and in the background a faint sound of an argument going on.

Ha lol!

[Ethel mermania]

More fun than any Gym exercise, that's for sure. So fun you can do it for hours at a time.

Don't even need music or anything. Purely optional.

Music is always preferred.

i ... i grew up watching that show.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I feel like in a very Latin American setting: cooking some food for myself, relaxing music in the middle of everything and in the background a faint sound of an argument going on.

Ha lol!

You have been there haven't you?

[Kiruri]

More fun than any Gym exercise, that's for sure. So fun you can do it for hours at a time.

Don't even need music or anything. Purely optional.

Music is always preferred.

is there a gay version of that?

[Gallade]

It's very simple: Use protection and don't fuck people you don't know.

But what if they engineer a plot to have sex with you knowing full well the have Aids for the express purpose of sharing their disease? People have done that.

I'm really, really paranoid Signore Divair.

Aids isn't transferable with the proper protection.

As with all sexual risks: Don't be an idiot, use a condom.

[Chestaan]

But what if they engineer a plot to have sex with you knowing full well the have Aids for the express purpose of sharing their disease? People have done that.

I'm really, really paranoid Signore Divair.

Aids isn't transferable with the proper protection.

As with all sexual risks: Don't be an idiot, use a condom.

Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

[Destrovia]

But what if they engineer a plot to have sex with you knowing full well the have Aids for the express purpose of sharing their disease? People have done that.

I'm really, really paranoid Signore Divair.

Then don't get played. Simple.

I don't have good people skills, I would probably get played like a triangle.

But what if they engineer a plot to have sex with you knowing full well the have Aids for the express purpose of sharing their disease? People have done that.

I'm really, really paranoid Signore Divair.

Then you put your dick in a condom and fuck them. Or meet better people who aren't psychopaths.

Alright, Signore.

[Kiruri]

Ha lol!

You have been there haven't you?

yes, o/c

Music is always preferred.

i ... i grew up watching that show.

good bye memories?

[Divair2]

Then don't get played. Simple.

I don't have good people skills, I would probably get played like a triangle.

Then you put your dick in a condom and fuck them. Or meet better people who aren't psychopaths.

Alright, Signore.

Signore?

[Gallade]

Music is always preferred.

i ... i grew up watching that show.

Take that, Ethel's childhood.

Aids isn't transferable with the proper protection.

As with all sexual risks: Don't be an idiot, use a condom.

Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

Op opah op op. Open condom style.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

You have been there haven't you?

yes, o/c

i ... i grew up watching that show.

good bye memories?

The bonus is that I am enjoying talking to my sweetheart. Through FB but still talking