TET: Chocolate Lava Lamp Cake Edition

[Sebtopiaris]

Indeed. Given the high sugar intake of those who are currently viewing and contributing to this webpage, thou can be assured that hyperactivity is currently running rampant through thy chat forum.

Your sudden change in word choice leads me to believe you're attempting to imitate me, and while I do acknowledge the fact that imitation is the highest form of flattery, one must also take into account that there can be only one.

*points to self*

Thou must be mistaken, for this is my usual usage of vocabulary. You can, however, consider this usage of so-called "ye olde" English flattery is you so desire to do so.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I like lollipops once in a while. What I'm eating right now is mostly a pastry.

Ooh. Pastries...

Delicious pastries. They make the world go round.

I was a bit skeptic on these white fudge squares when I got them but they're really good.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Indeed. Given the high sugar intake of those who are currently viewing and contributing to this webpage, thou can be assured that hyperactivity is currently running rampant through thy chat forum.

Your sudden change in word choice leads me to believe you're attempting to imitate me, and while I do acknowledge the fact that imitation is the highest form of flattery, one must also take into account that there can be only one.

*points to self*

Come on, Tofu. Don't be insufferable. It doesn't befit you.

[The Pecheneg Republic]

Your ass indeed

My ass is amazing

I'm amassing an army to move upon dat ass.

[Thafoo]

Your sudden change in word choice leads me to believe you're attempting to imitate me, and while I do acknowledge the fact that imitation is the highest form of flattery, one must also take into account that there can be only one.

*points to self*

Thou must be mistaken, for this is my usual usage of vocabulary. You can, however, consider this usage of so-called "ye olde" English flattery is you so desire to do so.

"Usual," you say?

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Oh. So profound.

[The Pecheneg Republic]

Ooh. Pastries...

Delicious pastries. They make the world go round.

I was a bit skeptic on these white fudge squares when I got them but they're really good.

I feel like if I learned how to bake I'd get so overweight ._.

[Zhaipan]

My ass is amazing

I'm amassing an army to move upon dat ass.

Ready the fart cannon!

[Desmendura]

Ooh. Pastries...

Delicious pastries. They make the world go round.

I was a bit skeptic on these white fudge squares when I got them but they're really good.

Yeah they do. Cupcakes are pretty awesome as well. So is cake.

[Thafoo]

Your sudden change in word choice leads me to believe you're attempting to imitate me, and while I do acknowledge the fact that imitation is the highest form of flattery, one must also take into account that there can be only one.

*points to self*

Come on, Tofu. Don't be insufferable. It doesn't befit you.

This disease is what's insufferable. UUuuuuugh go away virus/bacteria/ailment-whatever.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Delicious pastries. They make the world go round.

I was a bit skeptic on these white fudge squares when I got them but they're really good.

I feel like if I learned how to bake I'd get so overweight ._.

Then don't.

Maybe you won't get overweight if you learn to bake. Just don't gobble your creations up.

[Pilotto]

My ass is amazing

I'm amassing an army to move upon dat ass.

[Sebtopiaris]

My ass is amazing

I'm amassing an army to move upon dat ass.

Will this weaponised horde be comprised of sloths?

[The United States of Arms]

hang on, your name sound familiar......Are you from Indiana?

Nope. I've only been through Indiana twice... on my way to and home from Chicago on Thanksgiving in 2012.

There is one Bruins player from Indiana though... but that's Zach Trotman.

huh, I swear I have heard your name before......something............has been triggered........dang it. I must be losing my mind

[Desmendura]

I'm amassing an army to move upon dat ass.

Ready the fart cannon!

*slowmotion* NOOOOOOO!! *gets blasted by fart cannon*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Come on, Tofu. Don't be insufferable. It doesn't befit you.

This disease is what's insufferable. UUuuuuugh

Then go lay down. If your sickness is making you crabby, being online won't help you.

[The Pecheneg Republic]

I feel like if I learned how to bake I'd get so overweight ._.

Then don't.

Maybe you won't get overweight if you learn to bake. Just don't gobble your creations up.

Mm. Perhaps. You say it like it's so simple

[Zhaipan]

I hate Belarus

[The Pecheneg Republic]

I'm amassing an army to move upon dat ass.

Will this weaponised horde be comprised of sloths?

My good sebbywafers, is that even a question? But of course!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Then don't.

Maybe you won't get overweight if you learn to bake. Just don't gobble your creations up.

Mm. Perhaps. You say it like it's so simple

It is. Willpower FTW, honey.

[Totally Not Leningrad Union]

This is a great idea and I hope it does well

[The Pecheneg Republic]

I'm amassing an army to move upon dat ass.

Ready the fart cannon!

Oh dear.

[Zhaipan]

Ready the fart cannon!

Oh dear.

Countermeasures

[Sebtopiaris]

Ready the fart cannon!

*slowmotion* NOOOOOOO!! *gets blasted by fart cannon*

Your terrifyingly inadequate maturity signifies that you may or may not be old enough to use this forum. I do, however, applaud the fact that a third-grader such as yourself is educated enough to properly use a computer.

[The Pecheneg Republic]

I hate Belarus

I hate most places.

[Desmendura]

I hate Belarus

But you live there. Don't you?