TET: Chocolate Lava Lamp Cake Edition

[Auremena]

Ugh, I need my tea before I spontaneously collapse.

[Grenartia]

How's it pessimistic to point out an obvious fact? There's nothing special about posting on either the first or last page (or both) of any TET. Just like there's nothing special about getting the first or last (or both) drink from a milk jug. If you want some sort of achievement, try trying to improve the quality of the thread, or make some sort of positive contribution to the community.

Mkay. I shall crawl into P2TM and join some RPs while trying to post stuff that's good to get to 501.

Think of it like this. Instead of simply drinking the milk, try using it to make something better than a simple glass of milk, like making a cake, or ice cream, or a milkshake, or cheese, or something like that.

[Grenartia]

Ugh, I need my tea before I spontaneously collapse.

Here you go.

Your T

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Gee. Thank you for your enlightenment, captain pessimism.

How's it pessimistic to point out an obvious fact? There's nothing special about posting on either the first or last page (or both) of any TET. Just like there's nothing special about getting the first or last (or both) drink from a milk jug. If you want some sort of achievement, try trying to improve the quality of the thread, or make some sort of positive contribution to the community.

Says the one who hasn't seen all other contributions of the posters the last 100 TETs...

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Ugh, I need my tea before I spontaneously collapse.

Here you go.

Your T

That's not contributing something positive to the thread. It's as vacuous and useless as what you are telling others.

How about following your own advice?

[Grenartia]

How's it pessimistic to point out an obvious fact? There's nothing special about posting on either the first or last page (or both) of any TET. Just like there's nothing special about getting the first or last (or both) drink from a milk jug. If you want some sort of achievement, try trying to improve the quality of the thread, or make some sort of positive contribution to the community.

Says the one who hasn't seen all other contributions of the posters the last 100 TETs...

Says the one who hasn't been here since the beginning.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Says the one who hasn't seen all other contributions of the posters the last 100 TETs...

Says the one who hasn't been here since the beginning.

You say it like I haven't seen the other threads and you also say it like I care about what you think about my quality.

[Grenartia]

Here you go.

Your T

That's not contributing something positive to the thread. It's as vacuous and useless as what you are telling others.

How about following your own advice?

Not really. Jokes are a positive contribution.

[Tagmatium]

Says the one who hasn't seen all other contributions of the posters the last 100 TETs...

Says the one who hasn't been here since the beginning.

This is rapidly devolving into ridiculousness.

[Chestaan]

Says the one who hasn't been here since the beginning.

This is rapidly devolving into ridiculousness.

At this stage I think it's already there.

[The V O I D]

I am now in a very, very bad mood. I had just uploaded a new, what-seemed-to-be future success RP, and now that the account is DEAT'd into oblivion, I have to remake it.
*Sigh*

[Soldati Senza Confini]

That's not contributing something positive to the thread. It's as vacuous and useless as what you are telling others.

How about following your own advice?

Not really. Jokes are a positive contribution.

It was a useless joke. Try to be more eloquent because clearly that's what you're asking everyone else.

[Ionian Knights]

Arch's on...

Commence the ritual sacrifice of this thread!

[Grenartia]

Says the one who hasn't been here since the beginning.

You say it like I haven't seen the other threads and you also say it like I care about what you think about my quality.

Only because you said what you did like I hadn't been here for most of the last 100 TETs, and seen many (if not most) of the positive contributions made therein.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

You say it like I haven't seen the other threads and you also say it like I care about what you think about my quality.

Only because you said what you did like I hadn't been here for most of the last 100 TETs, and seen many (if not most) of the positive contributions made therein.

I say it because, if you were of any memory, perhaps you can recall that people have made other non-sequitur posts and nobody has ever bitched about it.

Your posts have swallowed a page of nothing already.

[The Grim Reaper]

I still got on the last page as well as the first page. That's an achievement, right?

Not really. Unless you want to count getting the first and last cup of milk out of the jug as an achievement as well. At which point, you're degrading the meaning of the word "achievement".

I'm quite fond of the first cup, actually.

That first swill is the best swill, especially if you put cayenne pepper in after.

[Tagmatium]

Only because you said what you did like I hadn't been here for most of the last 100 TETs, and seen many (if not most) of the positive contributions made therein.

I say it because, if you were of any memory, perhaps you can recall that people have made other non-sequitur posts and nobody has ever bitched about it.

Your posts have swallowed a page of nothing already.

Yes, people have.

[Grenartia]

Only because you said what you did like I hadn't been here for most of the last 100 TETs, and seen many (if not most) of the positive contributions made therein.

1. I say it because, if you were of any memory, perhaps you can recall that people have made other non-sequitur posts and nobody has ever bitched about it.

2. Your posts have swallowed a page of nothing already.

1. Only for fear of being bitched at by people like you. And only if by "non-sequitur posts" you mean posts that don't even try to make a joke or conversation, just statements about meaningless post "achievements" like "FIRST!" or "last page!"

2. Any more than yours have?

[Auremena]

Ugh, I need my tea before I spontaneously collapse.

Here you go.

Your T

>.>
Ya stoopid mad hatter.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

1. I say it because, if you were of any memory, perhaps you can recall that people have made other non-sequitur posts and nobody has ever bitched about it.

2. Your posts have swallowed a page of nothing already.

1. Only for fear of being bitched at by people like you. And only if by "non-sequitur posts" you mean posts that don't even try to make a joke or conversation, just statements about meaningless post "achievements" like "FIRST!" or "last page!"

2. Any more than yours have?

1. Indeed, and it's not that I'm bitching about your bitching. It's that I'm bitching that you put others at a standard you yourself cannot follow 100% of the time. So how about being consistent?

2. At least I admit I don't give a fuck about my posts. You're the one who's making a big deal out of everyone else's. And if you really want quality, I can push myself into you and make you write scholar's posts as well. You talk about quality, I can also talk about quality as well.

[Grenartia]

Not really. Unless you want to count getting the first and last cup of milk out of the jug as an achievement as well. At which point, you're degrading the meaning of the word "achievement".

I'm quite fond of the first cup, actually.

That first swill is the best swill, especially if you put cayenne pepper in after.

I've never really noticed a difference between first and last, unless it went bad in the intervening intervals of time.

Cayenne pepper? That's officially the oddest thing I've heard of.

Here you go.

Your T

>.>
Ya stoopid mad hatter.

I'm not angry, I'm happy.

[Ionian Knights]

holy shit...

MY childhood is on sale on Steam...

[The Grim Reaper]

Cayenne pepper? That's officially the oddest thing I've heard of.

Oh, not in your cup - in the jug once you've taken your cup out and passed it around.

[Tagmatium]

I'm quite fond of the first cup, actually.

That first swill is the best swill, especially if you put cayenne pepper in after.

I've never really noticed a difference between first and last, unless it went bad in the intervening intervals of time.

Cayenne pepper? That's officially the oddest thing I've heard of.

Because, that way, you're fucking the milk for everyone else.

The first glass doesn't have cayenne pepper in it.

[Grenartia]

1. Only for fear of being bitched at by people like you. And only if by "non-sequitur posts" you mean posts that don't even try to make a joke or conversation, just statements about meaningless post "achievements" like "FIRST!" or "last page!"

2. Any more than yours have?

1. Indeed, and it's not that I'm bitching about your bitching. It's that I'm bitching that you put others at a standard you yourself cannot follow 100% of the time. So how about being consistent?

2. At least I admit I don't give a fuck about my posts. 3. You're the one who's making a big deal out of everyone else's.

1. How is an actual joke on the same level as "FIRST!" or "last page!"?

2. And the underlined is the problem that's causing the decline of the thread.

3. Actually, I'm only offering advice for improvement.