Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Estainia]

"Why in the Hell are so many transdimensional travelers named Cornelius!? Did I really make that much of an impact on interdimensional culture and religion!?" - Cornelius Maximilian, quite exasperated.

"I'm not sure about the dinosaur, but I do know that I'm named after you because my parents were either very good at selective hearing, secretly very sadistic, or just plain ignorant."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

"While you're sitting, standing whatever it is you're doing over there insulting your ancestors perhaps consider that they were not of selective hearing and simply did not know of me in those existences where I was the great evil other universes swear curses against. I am a good person, you twit. I am just... heavyhanded." - Cornelius Maximilian

[Ruridova]

"I'm not sure about the dinosaur, but I do know that I'm named after you because my parents were either very good at selective hearing, secretly very sadistic, or just plain ignorant."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

"While you're sitting, standing whatever it is you're doing over there insulting your ancestors perhaps consider that they were not of selective hearing and simply did not know of me in those existences where I was the great evil other universes swear curses against. I am a good person, you twit. I am just... heavyhanded." - Cornelius Maximilian

"I can't blame Tagliaferro for questioning his parent's mental state. Multiversal travelling can... do things to you."
- Josu Iñaki, during a lucid moment(Iñaki moves between lucidity and insanity, a condition believed to be linked to the fact that every so often he'll randomly teleport between universes against his will; he's had the condition since 1991)

[Herminia]

"I guess it's true what they say: the best place to be in a nuclear detonation is at ground zero."
~ Olaf Larssen, a none-too-bright Norwegian-Herminian living in the northern fjords

[Las Palmeras]

"But I do have a question? If there are visible creators in other universes, why isn't their whole also worshiped?

Light is nothing without shadow. Creation wouldn't be called Creation if it weren't for destruction. Life cannot be celebrated without realizing Death. As being part of a whole; No Name is also revered."
-A medicine man

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*Note: No Name would more or less be some sort of Kali

[Ruridova]

"We do not take these incursions into our territory by the wretched alliance of the Bereia, Nationalist Stadacona, Pakhae, East Mashujaa, Vulpinia, Sealand, and Free Bavaria lightly! They are violations of our sovereignty and a national embarrassment! Azarei is a storied part of our cultural history, down to the beginning of our forefathers! They journeyed far to create it, and built the great underground superhighway with only sweat and broken bodies! When those men who super-travel under the Atlantic to upstage our right to this territory tell us it belongs to them, it is a slap in the face! Further escalation of this situation from any other nation will lead to negative action, possibly even a resolution within the United Assembly of Nations to settle the matter!"
- Josu Iñaki, during a period of insanity, to C.M. Tagliaferro

[Oroloo]

"... Charles, you ever get that feeling that someone has just earned himself a really big punch in the face down the line? Like, some prick just killed a child in front of their parents or a total bastard just burned down a town as a sick joke or... Some man who should be cast into the most horrid of Hells just claimed he's on the side of what is good and righteous in this reality."

"Maybe it's the Heroic Triad trying to tell something to one of their champions, William?"

"Maybe... Ugh, maybe I just forgot something and my mind is nagging me about it."

"Well, there was a report of a massive Sea-Knight infestation somewhere on the east coast that came in yesterday."

"Ah! That must be it. Okay, summon forth some soldiers and nearby Heroes, we start marching today on those shelled bastards!"

"You really need to make a better nickname for them, Will, 'Shelled Bastards' is very cumbersome and doesn't have much of a ring to it."

"I'll think of a new one when my sword is splitting them open again. Been a while since I've fought Sea-Knights."

- William Black, The Heroic King, and one of his servants, Charles.

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"I'm not crazy, I'm just a tad forgetful. Occasionally unstable now and then, but not crazy! I- I'm not some savage animal, I still know right from wrong I just- I just can't feel right from wrong like I used to. I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I know I'm not crazy, I know!"

- William Black, Godhood-Seeker, rambling to himself.

[Las Palmeras]

"There is a way to defeat the Dark Lord's Master...this terrible beast that looks so horrifying and he burns everything around it.

Really? Let me see! Wait. It looks like Mothra, how cute!"
-A RDF soldier and an elf scout, 2169

[Tritanope World]

Oh my f**king god, f**king dinosaur, jesuschrist, what the f**k.
Holy f**king s**t, it's a dinosaur, jesuschrist, what the f************k.

-Llywelyn ya Zangarumadog

[Massena]

"There is always a command plane aloft at all times, day and night. Aboard this plane in addition to flight crew there is a compact command staff, high-tech communications equipment, and a low- to mid-ranked general or flag officer, in charge of it all. Their job is quite simple. They fly around until relieved, in constant communications with authorities here on the ground. If at any instance they lose contact with ground-based authorities, and evidence suggests there has been a major nuclear assault on the Republic, their mission is simple. That senior officer will assume he is the highest-ranking member of the chain of command still alive until he receives word to the contrary. Using the secure communications equipment aboard the plane he will determine the level of damage caused to the Republic's strategic forces by the strike, and what systems remain in place to retaliate. Coordinating with his staff, he will plot out the Republic's return strike to inflict the maximum damage possible on the enemy's military forces and infrastructure. His initial purpose is to prevent a second wave of attacks."

~ Gen. Hanley Edwards, R.M.A.F., Global Strike Command, 1990.

[Las Palmeras]

" 'Osaka, 02:23 Local Time:
I don't know what to do. I can ask, I can beg, but they won't allow it. And I...*sic* I'm not sure if they'll let you stay around any longer. They keep asking me where I am, when I do this and when that happens. And the company, my works are overdue. I don't know what to do.

Neither do I. My mother still pays in part for the visits, I'd really haven't gotten this far if it weren't for her position. But it's ironic that she's practically telling me to go home. She says I should forget about you.

Same here. You know how all my life has been...you know I really can't feel much. If you go, I don't want to continue. (crying noises) Listen, I've never really pleased my parents. I haven't, ever. I'm a stupid girl and I know it. MY parents have done everything to assure that I'm where I am. A successful designer of an international company. I never really had high marks even if I studied a lot, it's the only thing I've done since I've been 4. And the cram schools, the tutors. And the medications. Especially the medications...My parents did all that for me, right? But that's not enough for her! And I get so mad, I just want to kill her! I WANT TO KILL HER! She never asked me how I felt about it! I spent all my childhood going from nanny to nanny, school was the only time I was out of the house! And when it wasn't school, it was university! I flunked horribly and I went to another one, one that accepted my standards. And with those designers I became a success, but not for her. Not for her! I don't know anything else, just guilt and repentance. Guilt for being so

*sic* W-what?

Osaka, 03:01 Local Time:
I've been thinking about it, Tomoko. I-I don't want to be under my mother, you know my mother can be a rival of Queen Victoria. And, in this time it's the only time I've felt...*sic*, I, I'm not leaving you behind.

*sic* What, now? If we fail, can you accept the consequences?

I don't know. I really don't know.

When we met, in the third month I meant it as a joke but...would you accept it...shinju? We have bottles and bottles of wine, and the bathroom has entire boxes of asprin.

Have you taken your medications?

Yes, but that's not helping the outcome.

It's late, and you're drunk. Maybe we should think this out. Tomorrow we can go to that restaurant you like so much, we can book out of the hotel and we can have some coffee. Coffee always makes you feel better. But, let's go to sleep.

Yes, and maybe you can screw me when I fall asleep, right? And then you can leave? If you don't want me, then go!

I'm scared you'll leave me behind if I leave, Tomoko. I'm staying right here.' "
-Laser Microphone recording of the Ministry of State Security, Dated from 15th of February, 2010

[Charva]

"Like, have yeh heard? That overpopulation and cargon bidihoxide are so totally killing the environment? We need population control!"

"Well lead by example and do us all a favor by choking on your soy milk and stop breathing that 'cargon bidihoxide' in my bar!"

Maria Susana Strawmanheimer and her frienemy Selma Bettis~

[Auzkhia]

"Your words are just as polluting, all that air from your mouth is harmful CO2 and arrogance."
-Emperor Heinrich to a smug activist.

[Nesixar]

"The family as we have known it is a relic of patriarchal society. With the freedom of sexual desire comes the communalization of child-rearing and education, and with this a new system of communal social relations is nucleated to replace the former oppressive structure."

~Dorogoþ Azeänid Shirza Naeromoreoloþ, Manifesto of the Communist Family

[Ruridova]

Prime Minister Navarra, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who heard you say that is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.
- then-Governor Nathaniel Brixton to then-Prime Minister Carlos Navarra during a televised debate, 1995; Navarra had condemned Brixton's green energy plans as 'a waste of taxpayer money and an unnecessary detriment to Ruridova', asking the Ruridovan people 'to consider if we really need clean air'.

[Charva]

"I'll take my family--being my husband and kids--over a communist hive society any day."

Selma Bettis~

[Bojikami]

"I was not instructed to show mercy or to take prisoners. I was instructed, like any soldier, to end the war."
-Demitri Kasparov

[Luziyca]

Prime Minister Navarra, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who heard you say that is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.
- then-Governor Nathaniel Brixton to then-Prime Minister Carlos Navarra during a televised debate, 1995; Navarra had condemned Brixton's green energy plans as 'a waste of taxpayer money and an unnecessary detriment to Ruridova', asking the Ruridovan people 'to consider if we really need clean air'.

"No, there is no need for clean air policies, let alone green energy. Unlike green energy which is inefficient, fossil fuels are reliable, clean, and will stand the test of time."
-Ron Obvious

[Nesixar]

"It is not the objective of the Family Revolution to deny the joys of parenthood to those who wish it any more than it is the objective of the Sexual Revolution to force polyamory on the unwilling. Rather it is to provide a structure of communal aid in the process of child-rearing, so that the primary caregiver is not expected to work alone or with a few to tackle the tremendously important job of crafting a well-rounded person. It is a liberation of all the members of the ancient family, not a further constriction."

~Dorogoþ Azeänid Shirza Naeromoreoloþ, Manifesto of the Communist Family

[Ruridova]

Prime Minister Navarra, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who heard you say that is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.
- then-Governor Nathaniel Brixton to then-Prime Minister Carlos Navarra during a televised debate, 1995; Navarra had condemned Brixton's green energy plans as 'a waste of taxpayer money and an unnecessary detriment to Ruridova', asking the Ruridovan people 'to consider if we really need clean air'.

"No, there is no need for clean air policies, let alone green energy. Unlike green energy which is inefficient, fossil fuels are reliable, clean, and will stand the test of time."
-Ron Obvious

"Mr. Oblivious, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who heard you say that is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul."
- C.M. Tagliaferro, quoting Fmr. Prime Minister Nate Brixton

[Wisconsin9]

"No, there is no need for clean air policies, let alone green energy. Unlike green energy which is inefficient, fossil fuels are reliable, clean, and will stand the test of time."
-Ron Obvious

"Mr. Oblivious, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who heard you say that is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul."
- C.M. Tagliaferro, quoting Fmr. Prime Minister Nate Brixton

It's like stupidity is Luziyca's national sport.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

[Ruridova]

"Mr. Oblivious, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who heard you say that is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul."
- C.M. Tagliaferro, quoting Fmr. Prime Minister Nate Brixton

It's like stupidity is Luziyca's national sport.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

"Maybe they exist in a world where everything is backwards? Things fall up, Nazis treasured free speech, fossil fuels are sustainable, nuclear weaponry sucks up fallout, climate change isn't happening, gays are legitimately subhuman, black is white and short is long?"
- C.M. Tagliaferro

[Trans Siberia]

"When i rolled over the next morning there was a Yak in the bed! I was so releaved, for a second I though it was Ivan's wife!"
-Private Sasha Baretsnekov following the vodka riot of '92

[Wisconsin9]

It's like stupidity is Luziyca's national sport.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

"Maybe they exist in a world where everything is backwards? Things fall up, Nazis treasured free speech, fossil fuels are sustainable, nuclear weaponry sucks up fallout, climate change isn't happening, gays are legitimately subhuman, black is white and short is long?"
- C.M. Tagliaferro

I really really hope you're right.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

[Ruridova]

"Maybe they exist in a world where everything is backwards? Things fall up, Nazis treasured free speech, fossil fuels are sustainable, nuclear weaponry sucks up fallout, climate change isn't happening, gays are legitimately subhuman, black is white and short is long?"
- C.M. Tagliaferro

I really really hope you're right.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

"A universe where Ruridovans endlessly have to deal with Wisconsinites bringing up the FRR's attempts to kill prominent Party figures and incite riots. I'm sure you'd love that."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

[Wisconsin9]

I really really hope you're right.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

"A universe where Ruridovans endlessly have to deal with Wisconsinites bringing up the FRR's attempts to kill prominent Party figures and incite riots. I'm sure you'd love that."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

You've been to how many different universes and that's still the best thing you can criticize us for? I mean, there's gotta be, like, a universe where we eat the still-beating hearts of newborn puppies.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.