Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Saurisisia]

"The duty of the DPS is not an easy one, for we have to keep track of every sighting of every supernatural or otherworldly being and intercept as quickly as possible. Judging each and every one of these contacts as either hostile or not, sending the right agents with the right equipment to their last known sighting. Waging a secret war against demons, vampires, hostile extraterrestrials, and other creatures creatures of the paranormal. Many agents have been lost but we have gained so much information about the creatures we encounter every day, twenty-four-seven. And we are always ready to carry on our work long into the future, so long as the country needs."
~ William Morgan Hargrove, director of the Department of Paranormal Studies

[Keldar-9]

"When I look to the stars, when I look upon space in general, I can only say... I am mortal... I am small... I am the definition of insignificant before the Void's tapestry... Yet I am privileged to be able to see it and to be part of this vast tapestry that surrounds and overwhelms me. It is an odd feeling, really. The vastness of the universe greatly humbles oneself, but the thought of being part of this work of art, even just being a tiny speck in it, can fill one with great pride."

- 5037281, Keldarian Navigator.

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"I usually just point to the eye-shaped nebula when discussing the majesty of space. It kinda speaks for itself."

- Xazmee-Globus, Galactic Biologist. On the above quote. (Yes, that is a real thing).

[Luziyca]

"Shopaholics never die, they just sale away." -Hyla Hope Ender, best poet in her town

[Tellus Mater]

"It is a testament to the sheer vastness of the universe that even beings as great as we, are but single cells in a single blade of grass in a vast, unending field. Which when you think about it is quite mindboggling indeed as we create star systems and galaxies for fun..." - Grand Librarian Gaius Marius, he was not bluffing, we really do, though the latter are laboratory sized and the former are not so much created as terraformed to our liking.

[Wisconsin9]

You're not going to win. You'll never win, ever. There are billions and billions of you, and every single one wants power for itself. You would help another you for exactly as long as it took you to get what you wanted, and then you'd stab each other in the back. There are billions and billions of me, too, and every single one of us is devoted to stopping you. So run away, you pathetic little thing, because the hornets are angry.—The Blue Guy.

[Xekliv]

"Lord Hydraxius, this is weird, what do I do?"

"You like this girl, right?"

"Yeah, but Lord Hydraxius--"

"She wants your hot prince body?"

"Yeah, Lord Hydraxius, but--"

"But what?!"

"...Eight legs."

((Match striking))

"Seven vajonias."

"...Okay thank--"

"Maybe more."

"OkaythanksLordHydraxius!"

((Door being closed))

"Imagine..."

-- Highlord Marshal Hydraxius Krayt helping a human prince get over his fear of an arranged marriage with an alien woman

[Nesixar]

Shirzontalaraxar, shansayandorozar,
hasamir gomya qalashmadon sulimsar.

(translation)

Realm of the diamond stars, greatest of lords,
rest ye until the world is whole again.


~Prayer of the Sage of Golronath, high priest of Sadamar

[Tellus Mater]

"For the advance of science, all things are acceptable. For the success of science, all things are necessary." - Grand Librarian Gaius Marius

"It is against my nature to name things in the sense of what humans know as irony." - LEGION, Tellan AI and ironically named strategic and tactical commanding officer of what is tantamount to the Tellan armed forces, and is ironically named.

[Massena]

"I believe in the sun, even when it is not shining. I believe in love, even when I am alone. I believe in God, even when He is silent."

~ The Rev. Isaac Amos.

[The Grand World Order]

"One day, we'll go to them. All of them." -Captain Griffith Imperiosi (later General Imperiosi, then Grand Commander Griffith the First), enjoying the night sky with Evelyn; he would repeat this several more times to a handful of others, though it is one of his more well-known quotes and seen as a symbol of Orderian ambition- not just Earth, but the Universe.

[Greater Mackonia]

"Will you be my avatar Mr Maglos?"

"No"

-Conversation between a mysterious disembodied voice and Z.Maglos.

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"A Cyrzarii needs no gods but himself"

-Z.Maglos.

[Massena]

"How do I know it's true? How do I know deterrence works, and that MAD, Mutually Assured Destruction, isn't just some insane pipe dream? Well...we're here, aren't we?"

~ Maj. Philip Booker, R.M.A.F., Global Strike Command.

[Ruridova]

"Worship the Abrahamic God? I'd rather worship a jug of milk. It'd answer just as many prayers, do just as much good, and unlike the Abrahamic God I can prove that the jug of milk exists with something other than blind baseless faith."
- Ignacio Suarez, comedian/shock jock

[Auzkhia]

"Worship the Abrahamic God? I'd rather worship a jug of milk. It'd answer just as many prayers, do just as much good, and unlike the Abrahamic God I can prove that the jug of milk exists with something other than blind baseless faith."
- Ignacio Suarez, comedian/shock jock

"I always thought irreligious Ruridovians worshipped pomegranates."
-An Auzkhian who is partially joking.

[Ruridova]

"Worship the Abrahamic God? I'd rather worship a jug of milk. It'd answer just as many prayers, do just as much good, and unlike the Abrahamic God I can prove that the jug of milk exists with something other than blind baseless faith."
- Ignacio Suarez, comedian/shock jock

"I always thought irreligious Ruridovians worshipped pomegranates."
-An Auzkhian who is partially joking.

"What? No. The pomegranate argument was gun control, not theology. You're mixing debates."
- Leopold Dietkrech

[Auzkhia]

"I always thought irreligious Ruridovians worshipped pomegranates."
-An Auzkhian who is partially joking.

"What? No. The pomegranate argument was gun control, not theology. You're mixing debates."
- Leopold Dietkrech

"Wait, so they don't want to ban milk, because only outlaws would have milk?"
-The same Auzkhian, who has a ditzy streak.

[Anantas]

"What spectrum are you on?"

-Habib Mohamed

[Ruridova]

"What? No. The pomegranate argument was gun control, not theology. You're mixing debates."
- Leopold Dietkrech

"Wait, so they don't want to ban milk, because only outlaws would have milk?"
-The same Auzkhian, who has a ditzy streak.

"You're mixing gun control and theology again."
- Leopold Dietkrech

[Charva]

"Courage is simply the willingness to be afraid and act anyway."

Selma Bettis~

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"Zomg! I don't know how, but that's, like, so totally sexist!"

Maria Susana Strawmanheimer, Selma's arch nemisis~

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"You do know I'm a woman, honey? Take your meds!"

Selma again, after giving Maria a good back slap~

[Ruridova]

"I know you think you're a genius, but trust me, you're not. Please shut up."
- Agata Novotny to Leopold Dietkrech, during a debate on sexism

[Auzkhia]

"I never needed feminism, because I don't want belittle males to uplift females."
-Princess Wish Darling

[Ruridova]

"I never needed feminism, because I don't want belittle males to uplift females."
-Princess Wish Darling

"That's not feminism. It's a bastardizations and distortion thereof. There's a difference between being a feminist and being a douche. Feminism is about equal rights. Not female superiority."
- fmr. Prime Minister Madeleine l'Petain

[Chrynissia]

"Do as you preach."
- Chrynissian proverb

[Saurisisia]

"Gah! My eyes! The licking does nothing!"
~ Anonymous Gex suffering from eye problems

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"God loves you just the way you are, and I like you just the way you are. Welcome to our church."
-anonymous Minister