Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Greater United Russia]

"There are advantages to having the second largest economical output in the world, you know." - Soviet 'tourist' in the U.S., exchanging foreign rubles for USD at the rate of 2 rubles per dollar, 1998

[Xekliv]

"Well if they're leaning right, maybe they got a back problem."

-- Xeklivian philosopher on conservatives

[Amerikians]

"Smack you around? Why would I smack you around, that's the absolute adverse of what I want from you. I want you to talk, everyone knows torture doesn't work. At least not old school torture. I prefer a more... subtle approach." - Unknown OSS agent prior to leaving an interrogation prisoner in an 8x8 room with Metallica blaring for 32 hours straight without pause.

To say the obvious for anyone questioning it, the Office of Strategic Services was never replaced by the Central Intelligence Directive which would go on to become the CIA in this time line. The FBI and Omnipresent Agency of Vagueness/NSA are around though.

[Greater Mackonia]

"Ayn Rand was a deluded writer of romance novels masquerading as a Philosopher, who's only triumph was mass marketing elitism to imbeciles"

-Zarathustra Maglos, on claims that he was an "Objectivist".

[Bereia]

"Rand, like Marx or Marinetti, was a theorist. Taken in pure form, her theories cannot work, but they can be taken in part and, when modified to suit the human condition, I feel that I provide living proof that they can be made to function."

-- Reagan Schaeffer, Founder & CEO of New Haven Motors.

[Sigland]

"A jealous woman does better investigating than the FBI."

-Johana Bjaksūt's moto... whiles stalking her boyfriend.

[The Grand World Order]

"Our Federation will never be challenged on the field of electronic and cyberwarfare." -Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith; one of her first initiatives was to hugely expand the Federation's force, which was already significant, over the internet and communications systems by investing trillions into the relevant divisions and departments

[Amerikians]

"You cannot bring charges against the State, you fools. We decide the Law, thus we are above the Law, you stupid peasant." - Senator Stanley Womack, 1891; he was unceremoniously dismissed and banished from public life.

[Carcorodine]

"This is a special time."
- Quotation from the most popular foreign advertisement in Carcorodine.

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"Here's the thing that makes World War II so fascinating. It was a war between the three political drives. The first of these drives, Freedom, was represented by the Western Allies. They were capitalists, democratic, and losing their colonialism. The second of these drives, Security, was represented by the Axis. They were authoritarian, economically state-driven, and promised to protect their population from some sort of Other. The third and final of these drives, Equality, was represented by the Soviet Union. They were communist, internationalist and had a state-run socialist economy. Of these, the Security-driven Axis was the most ideologically pure. While the Allies were a mixture of all three, and the Soviets over time shifted from Equality to Security, the Axis remained firmly focused upon Security. And they lost. The purest and most dedicated of the three drives lost. Surely this means that the drives cannot function alone and require the influence of another."

- Lady Misryen, Master (not Mistress) of the Political Advisory

[Bojikami]

"This is a special time."
- Quotation from the most popular foreign advertisement in Carcorodine.

"Ever wondered why we despise capitalism so much? Watch that damn video."
-Rashid Al-Sistani

[Sigland]

"Yeah, I'm a pacifist. I'll pass a fist to your face!"

[The Padelas Empire]

"Come tell me more about this...what did you call it? Economy? Yes that! Tell me more about it. This 'economy' sounds important!" -AdmiralGeneralSkymarshallSupremeOverlordEmperorDivineRulerOmnipotentLeader (Really just corrupt) Meridonia.

[Las Palmeras]

"Umbracium films have often been described as visual novels; not because of the content but because of the sheer length. In the year of 12013 the average film produced was four hours and thirty five minutes in length, with a standard deviation of an hour and twenty five minutes. This was actually down from the previous year. They're very slow compared to many foreign films; one seven hour film took place entirely in one room, and had three different actors with major speaking roles. It was also one of the highest grossing films that year. The surrealist genre also abounds among the biggest film makers; you'll frequently be in for a day's ride that will leave you confused and unsettled in ways you never thought you could be. One particularly incensed foreign viewer described all the Umbracium films they had seen as 'grungy fuck-fests as lost as the producers' souls.'

It is true though, compared to other nation's films Umbracium ones tend to be highly erotic in nature, while comparatively scaled back in violence. Despite firearms appearing in over ninety percent of films with human characters, in only twelve percent of those films are the weapons ever used. Less than one percent of which the weapon is used aggressively, often it's a film exploring the hopelessness and terror that violence creates. This is a far cry from the typical Hollywood flick where the protagonist casually strolls away from a limb-shattering explosion without so much as having a hair ruffled." - Doctor of Cinematography, Dr. Crysls, lecture on differences in foreign and domestic film themes and production

"My mind is incredibly dirty right now."
-The Office Lady

[Sigland]

"Who's stupid enough to have military bases unarmed?"

-Christjan Leksīkis, General of the Siggish National Militia.

[Xekliv]

"I am immune to your bullets!"

"So am I!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

((Explosion))

-- Xeklivian Civil Protection Enforcer shooting a criminal

[The Roman Imperial Republic]

"My mother was unsuitable for the throne. Only a Roman can inherit the Imperial Throne, and she was Russian. There have been too many pretender successors to this lauded throne throughout history, and we will not be one of them."~Emperor Basileus

[Bojikami]

"Your authority is not recognised in fort kickass!"
-Antony Belinsky, in reaction to NATO sanctions on the ComIntern for supporting the communists in Yugoslavia.

[Amerikians]

You're aware that Milosevic was little more than Mini-Hitler but with Muslims and Bosniks as opposed to the Ashkenazi, yes, Boji?

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"Our great fuck up was not Yugoslavia, that was the European Union's own fucking yard, our fuck up was far far worse, and much much darker. Yes I've heard the stories of how they prayed and they prayed for America to come and save them, maybe next time, they'll pray to Germ--oh, wait. They did. Do you know what the Europeans did? They argued over who would help... Or they sent people to surrender the Bosniks to the fucking Serbs. We did not fuck up in Yugoslavia, Europe did, but God knows, 'Americans can't do anything right, it's America's fault' No you blame tossing bastards, the blood of the Bosnian people, that's on your hands." - frmr Ambassador to of all places, Yugoslavia, George Filipov (ret).

[Bereia]

"Dealing with Milošević is one of the reasons we don't do "peacekeeping" the way the World Assembly and more "civilized" peoples do anymore."

-- Secretary of State Amaya Tagliaferro.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"Lord Lucifer, shining star of the morning,
Great Father resourceful and cunning,
Come to us on this darkened night,
Embrace us with your brilliant light"
-anonymous Luciferian leading a prayer group

[Multifarity]

"America is a funny little place, their leader Mr Clinton was almost impeached for receiving oral sex, yet seemed to receive little or no criticism for politely asking the Rwandan leaders he knew were committing genocide if they'd: 'Please kindly stop, or whatever... I mean it'd be nice if you'd stop... No biggie if you can't, but if you do stop: Big hugs from me.'
Truly ours are too very different nations."

-Prime Minister Carey Hunt... Whilst receiving oral sex under zer desk

[Star Trek America]

"You, you can't do this! This is a ship of the Republican Navy! People don't walk the plank anymore!" - Lieutenant Fiacre David, shortly before being rather... creatively ejected from the American naval submarine Émeraude

[The Grand World Order]

"Our Federation is not a war monger state. I think we all agree that peace is preferable to war. But, appeasement is not an option; the world would have us give, give, give some more, withering us away until one day it comes to one, final ultimatum: Accept your chains, Orderians. I think most, even non-Orderians, would agree that death is a preferable alternative to slavery. Peace is easy to attain. Surrender is easy. However, there are things worth far, far more than peace. There are things in life worth dying for. Orderians fight, not because they enjoy it, Orderians fight because their families and homes rely on it. Orderians fight, because millions have laid their lives down before, fighting to protect their very way of life. We owe it to our children, and their children, to protect this sacred flame, lit by the Sons of Predappio and Griffith the First, the beacon which illuminates the path of Man; we owe it to them to protect this nation, their nation, to permanently ensure that it is our enemies who flee from us, because they sought this fight- for every Orderian who must worry about aggressors, inside and out, we have failed. It is my duty as your Grand Commander to execute this promise. By God, I will not fail you." -Grand Commander Griffith Victor, towards the buildup to the GWO-ANTIFA War (back before he was batshit fucking crazy- just a little crazy)

[Star Trek America]

"We disagree with Fascists on many points, but I concede, the one thing I will stand abreast with them in, is that to the very last willing son or daughter of this land, you will not take our freedoms from us. You will have our lands and our nation only after you have slaughtered every single one of us. In this, I agree, we do not concede, we do not yield nor surrender. The Reviled Fascist may be most disagreeable, but in that, they sing clear and true to the purpose of all fighting men and their causes." - King Charles IV

Well said, from any perspective, GWO.

[Bereia]

(OOC: Europe did no better, Multi.)

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"We tried, you see. We honestly tried to do things as they asked us to. We sent in lightly armed troops, no tanks, very few APCs, no artillery, and we tried to adhere to their basic rules, keeping a low profile on the sidelines. This didn't last very long, especially not once we had lost a few soldiers, and seen locals murdered while we stood by."

-- Col. Noah McClellan (Ret.), U.S.A., on Yugoslavia.