Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[The Torentine Empire]

"Hello sir, how are yo-"

"I'm a woman, thank you very much."

"But your X-Rays show your pen-"

"You're going to go all privileged on me?"

"No, I-"

"I can sue you and your entire hospital for human rights violation. Is that what you wan-"

"Drink bleach and die, you tranny skank!"

- A Torentine Doctor, a transvestite, and an old man

[Estainia]

"What we have here is a difference in communication." - Cornelius Maximilian, 1998 AD

[Allancia]

"The reason our soldiers wear gas masks and CBRNTDe-equipped helmets is not specifically due to the notion of hazardous environments, but actually an insult. To wear a mask that filters out the oxygen of an enemy world says that the air on their planet is unfit to breathe, and unworthy of passage into our lungs. This is why every single member of the legion has their face concealed by a filtration mask when on the battlefield, no matter the actual breathability of the air."

-- Highlord Marshall Dômas Kriitahov

"Spiting the enemy is just as valid an attack as a real invasion."

-Allancian proverb

[Xekliv]

"Dragonskin, son. It hardens in response to physical trauma."

((CLANG!!))

"You can't hurt me, elf."

-- Master Vek Biinfûskiik of the High Lords of Terra, prior to beating the shit out of an elven assassin

[Bereia]

"Tis truly a sign of the desperate state of leadership in Europe that I am forced to look to Vladimir Putin as the nearest thing to my ideal ruler."

-Lithastir Mythurin.

"You're telling me. The sad thing is that, as a leader, he's actually quite effective. He secures his nation's borders, he sees to the safety of his people both at home and abroad, he prosecutes individuals found guilty of crime of any sort, he protects freedom of worship, and he still has time for a smoking hot girlfriend. I must admit to a touch of jealousy."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

[Xekliv]

"Is this what you humans call 'American Cuisine?' Because I am loving it!"

"Right on, dude! It's marinated in tears of the Cherokee!"

"If I listen close enough, I can almost hear them crying!"

((Sobs))

-- Xeklivian citizen experiencing a cheeseburger for the first time

[Californiae]

"Holy shit..."

"What?"

"We have a section dedicated to H.G Wells..."

"Of course. One of the greatest inventors to have ever lived. We have his time machine, even."

"..." - part of a conversation between John Johnson and Alice Alison, first day on the job for the latter, Project Twilight

[Xekliv]

"Only '90s kids remember Istvaan V."

-- Brother Cuidightheach

[Allancia]

"Hellen: The safe word should be...
Stanley: 'Dingleberry!'
Helen: No, we're engaging in hardcore, mind bending roleplay here, and I want to be serious!
Stanley: Jesus, alright, it should be 'vanilla soft serve frozen yogurt!'"

-Hellen Fosbrine and Stanley Corman
Artist, Engineer
Before engaging in BDSM themed sex

OOC: This is pretty much what all sexual encounters looks like in Allancia.

[Bereia]

"Dmitri Fyodorovich Polyakov was one of the greatest spies for the West ever to be acknowledged before the public. Beginning his service as a Red Army artillery officer, he moved into the GRU in the aftermath of the Second World War, a shift which gave him enormous access to vital information and state secrets. During a trip to New York City he was coopted by American intelligence in the area, and he willingly began spying for the Americans, a mission he would undertake for almost thirty years. Unlike most Soviets who helped the West, he demanded no compensation and insisted on remaining in place even when his American handlers became concerned for his safety. He was eventually discharged from the GRU when his superiors grew suspicious. Even then with it being near-certain he would be caught, he made no effort to escape, perhaps fearing reprisal against his family even if he got away. When invited to a belated retirement party, he went to it in spite of warnings from his son, also an intelligence officer, of it being a trap. Once there, he was arrested. Charged with treason, he was executed in March of 1988, a true blow to the cause in the NATO alliance. That day, the Soviets killed a true patriot."

-- Colonel Annabelle Sizemore, U.S.A.

[Amerikians]

"Be mindful of fear, for it can corrupt whole societies." - frmr President Norman Hope

Seems prophetic in hindsight...

[Allancia]

"Even the greatest of minds can be rendered useless by ignorance."

-Allancia proverb

[Collogne]

"Whilst I am trying my best to put this as delicately as I can, good sir, I am going to have to ask you to get the hell off of my dock before I feed you to the Horkers!"

---Professional Yacht-er Murray Woodsom, during an (unwelcome) interview trying to show the attitude of Collogneals, which, while trying ot be as polite and respectful as can be, can be extremely insulted and become hostile if told that unicorns do not in fact exist.

[Xekliv]

"En garde, fuckboy."

-- Skeletal imperial fencer

[Allancia]

"Mommy, where do babies come from?
They uhh... they, umm... well, when a man and a woman love each other very much-
The government harvests their sexual organs and place them an artificial circulation system, where they fire small clods of semen produced with synthetic testosterone at ovums that are periodically pumped out with synthetic estrogen until a fetus is produced. The embryo removed and grown within a vat of nutrients until it finally is harvested and planted among the population with a specially trained surrogate mother and father to alienate them from their heritage."

-A daughter, her mother and her father

[Estainia]

"My wife is capable of defending herself. My daughter, I will drop the wrath of god down upon you, and you will beg for death before I am done. No one is that stupid on the entire planet, Mister Karling, believe me when I say, I will educate you in exactly why if you are that stupid." - part of a conversation between Cornelius Maximilian and Roland Karling, 1998 AD

[Ruridova]

"You're telling me. The sad thing is that, as a leader, he's actually quite effective. He secures his nation's borders, he sees to the safety of his people both at home and abroad, he prosecutes individuals found guilty of crime of any sort, he protects freedom of worship, and he still has time for a smoking hot girlfriend. I must admit to a touch of jealousy."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

"It's never made sense to me, to see right-wing Americans or American-esque peoples praise Putin as some paragon of good leadership- especially you, Julissa, because if Vladimir Putin was President of Bereia, you would be using your private armory to start a revolution. I mean, look at it! Putin has flagrantly rigged various votes, has destroyed freedom of speech and civil rights, he arrests oligarchs(which I'd expect to be utterly abhorrent to you laissez-faire types), blatantly lies, harasses his neighbors... he commits various war crimes, you're wrong about freedom of religion in Russia, and while he may have improved Russian border security he doesn't respect the border security or national integrity of his neighbors- he also hijacks legitimate causes to force obedience on his neighbors, and then doesn't particularly care about them any more... he also uses tactics that are wholly underhanded tactics when there are no legitimate causes to discredit. This is not a man to respect or to admire, unless you operate on the same blue-orange morality as the Mackonians. This is a man who needs to be stopped, and the fact that you're jealous of the Russians under him honestly makes me question if you're really as libertarian as you claim."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

[Bereia]

"I see the problem here. You are confused. You hate us because we are not like you, and you see your ideals as the only logical ones out there, so most people, being logical, must think like you because, why would they not? Thus, most people must hate us at least as much as you do. Except they don't, and that confuses you."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen, speaking to somebody on her blog site.

[Allancia]

"You're telling me. The sad thing is that, as a leader, he's actually quite effective. He secures his nation's borders, he sees to the safety of his people both at home and abroad, he prosecutes individuals found guilty of crime of any sort, he protects freedom of worship, and he still has time for a smoking hot girlfriend. I must admit to a touch of jealousy."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

"It's never made sense to me, to see right-wing Americans or American-esque peoples praise Putin as some paragon of good leadership- especially you, Julissa, because if Vladimir Putin was President of Bereia, you would be using your private armory to start a revolution. I mean, look at it! Putin has flagrantly rigged various votes, has destroyed freedom of speech and civil rights, he arrests oligarchs(which I'd expect to be utterly abhorrent to you laissez-faire types), blatantly lies, harasses his neighbors... he commits various war crimes, you're wrong about freedom of religion in Russia, and while he may have improved Russian border security he doesn't respect the border security or national integrity of his neighbors- he also hijacks legitimate causes to force obedience on his neighbors, and then doesn't particularly care about them any more... he also uses tactics that are wholly underhanded tactics when there are no legitimate causes to discredit. This is not a man to respect or to admire, unless you operate on the same blue-orange morality as the Mackonians. This is a man who needs to be stopped, and the fact that you're jealous of the Russians under him honestly makes me question if you're really as libertarian as you claim."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

OOC: Somewhere in those links, there is probably a virus.

"Any religion that worships money undoubtedly also considers giving to the poor a sin and stealing a form of prayer."

-Unknown

[Ruridova]

"I see the problem here. You are confused. You hate us because we are not like you, and you see your ideals as the only logical ones out there, so most people, being logical, must think like you because, why would they not? Thus, most people must hate us at least as much as you do. Except they don't, and that confuses you."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen, speaking to somebody on her blog site.

"Oh, no, I expect people to hate me, and you, and everyone. People use the same facts to come to different conclusions, so we're all convinced that this is the only logical way to go about things, and we all hate everybody else for not following our version of logic."
- Josu Iñaki

"It's never made sense to me, to see right-wing Americans or American-esque peoples praise Putin as some paragon of good leadership- especially you, Julissa, because if Vladimir Putin was President of Bereia, you would be using your private armory to start a revolution. I mean, look at it! Putin has flagrantly rigged various votes, has destroyed freedom of speech and civil rights, he arrests oligarchs(which I'd expect to be utterly abhorrent to you laissez-faire types), blatantly lies, harasses his neighbors... he commits various war crimes, you're wrong about freedom of religion in Russia, and while he may have improved Russian border security he doesn't respect the border security or national integrity of his neighbors- he also hijacks legitimate causes to force obedience on his neighbors, and then doesn't particularly care about them any more... he also uses tactics that are wholly underhanded tactics when there are no legitimate causes to discredit. This is not a man to respect or to admire, unless you operate on the same blue-orange morality as the Mackonians. This is a man who needs to be stopped, and the fact that you're jealous of the Russians under him honestly makes me question if you're really as libertarian as you claim."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

OOC: Somewhere in those links, there is probably a virus.

They're all news sites or academic journals or human rights monitor groups, so they should be safe. Then again, there's always a chance they're infected, in which case, meh.

[The Torentine Empire]

"You're telling me. The sad thing is that, as a leader, he's actually quite effective. He secures his nation's borders, he sees to the safety of his people both at home and abroad, he prosecutes individuals found guilty of crime of any sort, he protects freedom of worship, and he still has time for a smoking hot girlfriend. I must admit to a touch of jealousy."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

"It's never made sense to me, to see right-wing Americans or American-esque peoples praise Putin as some paragon of good leadership- especially you, Julissa, because if Vladimir Putin was President of Bereia, you would be using your private armory to start a revolution. I mean, look at it! Putin has flagrantly rigged various votes, has destroyed freedom of speech and civil rights, he arrests oligarchs(which I'd expect to be utterly abhorrent to you laissez-faire types), blatantly lies, harasses his neighbors... he commits various war crimes, you're wrong about freedom of religion in Russia, and while he may have improved Russian border security he doesn't respect the border security or national integrity of his neighbors- he also hijacks legitimate causes to force obedience on his neighbors, and then doesn't particularly care about them any more... he also uses tactics that are wholly underhanded tactics when there are no legitimate causes to discredit. This is not a man to respect or to admire, unless you operate on the same blue-orange morality as the Mackonians. This is a man who needs to be stopped, and the fact that you're jealous of the Russians under him honestly makes me question if you're really as libertarian as you claim."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

"And yet he leads with an iron fist.

I think we'll stay an ally of The Russian Federation."

Prime Minister Camden S. Chesney

[Ruridova]

"It's never made sense to me, to see right-wing Americans or American-esque peoples praise Putin as some paragon of good leadership- especially you, Julissa, because if Vladimir Putin was President of Bereia, you would be using your private armory to start a revolution. I mean, look at it! Putin has flagrantly rigged various votes, has destroyed freedom of speech and civil rights, he arrests oligarchs(which I'd expect to be utterly abhorrent to you laissez-faire types), blatantly lies, harasses his neighbors... he commits various war crimes, you're wrong about freedom of religion in Russia, and while he may have improved Russian border security he doesn't respect the border security or national integrity of his neighbors- he also hijacks legitimate causes to force obedience on his neighbors, and then doesn't particularly care about them any more... he also uses tactics that are wholly underhanded tactics when there are no legitimate causes to discredit. This is not a man to respect or to admire, unless you operate on the same blue-orange morality as the Mackonians. This is a man who needs to be stopped, and the fact that you're jealous of the Russians under him honestly makes me question if you're really as libertarian as you claim."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

"And yet he leads with an iron fist.

I think we'll stay an ally of The Russian Federation."

Prime Minister Camden S. Chesney

"The argument in question was directed at Julissa Hickman, a heavily-armed libertarian who is very insistent that the government needs to remain as weak as possible lest tyranny become inevitable. By illustrating the fact that Vladimir Putin runs an oppressive faux-democracy that tramples its people and lies to the world, I was arguing against her, because she should presumably find such things to be abhorrent. There are, however, people like you and the Mackonians, who admire dictatorial asshats, and would thus consider Putin's belligerent and autocratic policies a good thing, and not a bad thing. So the argument I've used isn't directed at you, because you would view that argument- that Putin is a massive cunt who needs to be stopped- as a commendation, not a condemnation."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

[The Torentine Empire]

"And yet he leads with an iron fist.

I think we'll stay an ally of The Russian Federation."

Prime Minister Camden S. Chesney

"The argument in question was directed at Julissa Hickman, a heavily-armed libertarian who is very insistent that the government needs to remain as weak as possible lest tyranny become inevitable. By illustrating the fact that Vladimir Putin runs an oppressive faux-democracy that tramples its people and lies to the world, I was arguing against her, because she should presumably find such things to be abhorrent. There are, however, people like you and the Mackonians, who admire dictatorial asshats, and would thus consider Putin's belligerent and autocratic policies a good thing, and not a bad thing. So the argument I've used isn't directed at you, because you would view that argument- that Putin is a massive cunt who needs to be stopped- as a commendation, not a condemnation."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

"You can prance around screaming and throwing a hissy fit about every little leader that has an iron grip, but we'll still be here prospering from oil and gas trade.

A person who needs to be stopped is only needed to be stopped because the public is deceived by petty lies and childish jabs."


Prime Minister Camden S. Chesney

[Imperial Paleoworld Germania]

"Neither America nor West Russia are truly pleasant in this particular scenario so, unlike France and Britain, we remain neutral on the matters regarding Ukraine's fit over Russia's sixty year occupation of the Crimea."
~ Kaiser Georg Friedrich

[Auzkhia]

"Crimea is independent and a separate entity. It has native people that are neither Russian nor Ukrainian. Ukraine wanted Crimea after the Russian Empire collapsed, but Auzkhia and the Ottoman Empire wanted to use bases in Crimea, and the Tatars wanted their country."
-Kaiser Heinrich Karl on Crimea