Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Paleoworld Texas]

"My God, Burns, it's like fucking Fort Guadalupe down here!"

"Yep, all the better-suited for warding off any foe, Newhurst, be it Commie, terrorist, or dago, in times of war and crisis."

"I always knew you were a little paranoid but Jesus..."
~ An ordinary Texian male in the stocked-out fallout bunker of his paranoiac chickhood friend

[Syberea]

"Blyad'. 'Tis a bit chilly, eh Oleg?"

-Excerpt from 'Syberean Neighbours' Season 4, Episode 2, where Mikael is standing outside with Oleg, both wearing nothing but their undergarments, at -54 degrees Celsius.
(Shamelessly stolen from an old Russian joke about the Finnish.)

[Phisych University]

"What? No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. There isn't fifteen joints in the human hand! Like, I see where you're coming from. You have a nail for each joint in the fingers, thumb and one for the wrist of a hand. However, there's a multitude of joints in the wrist where the palm bones meets the arm bones. Look, be a dear and hand me a marker or pen or something and I'll draw where they are....... What? If I'm going to be tortured to death, it better be done right and have no factual mistakes on scientific matters. Not knowing how many joints there are in a human hand is a big mistake in regards to human biology and medicine! In fact, you know what? Fuck you! Go ahead and kill me with your ignorance, you do not deserve the enlightenment of a proper education of human biology. And no, insanity is not an excuse to be ignorant, look at me for example! I've been told plenty of times that I'm crazy, but I know for a fact that I'm a thousand times, no, a hundred thousand times more knowledgeable than any of those ignorant plebians. By my glorious intelligence, how the fuck did you get me strapped onto this table? Was I drunk, are you pretending to be stupid, is this some kind of drea-?"

"You really shouldn't fall asleep when testing chemicals."

"Huh?"

"You fell asleep while testing chemicals. I can only assume you had a very bad trip."

"... I was almost killed by an ignorant. Ugh, that was horrible."

- Nicholas Phisych, founder of Phisych University, and Charles, A.I. Assistant. After a very strange dream.

(And after a friend of mine asked me how one of my characters would react to a certain scene of Crazy-Psycho-Murder Children: The Animated Series... Yeah, I honestly forgot how hell our conversation led to that. Oh well, I just thought that facing death with a critique on the scientific details of the method of execution was a decent character-defining piece that brought me some amusement. Kind of like when he told off those Atlantean folks Estainia made a quote thread ago (although, he wasn't critiquing their intellect, rather announcing his preference to die over being made a slave, but still, quote made in the face of presumed death and... Not really in the canon of Phisych University. That's an odd coincidence)... I think this is the first time I've ever talked so much about the origin of a quote and it's relation to a previous quote. Pardon my incoherent ramblings and enjoy the quote below :-p)

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"We see the violence that covers human history as a tragedy to be avoided, not a fact that should be accepted. For if a history marred with violence is so wrong, should not humanity have faded to dust long ago? If anything, peace is what will kill humanity, for those that reject violence are often crushed underfoot by those that utilize it. What hope would a peaceful human race have in a violent universe?"

- Clint Mokoena, Head of the Phisychian Enforcer Corps.

[Greater Mackonia]

"Assuming Heidegger is correct, Western Philosophy is Metaphysics, Metaphysics is Platonism. Than Mackonian philosophy is inverse Platonism."

-Tseiron Azracekh, rambling.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"I will purge the unclean."
-anonymous Legionnaire

[Welskerland]

"It's your nation, do what you want" - The Prime Minister when asked about his foreign policy.

[Crysuko]

"I live for my country, I die for my country. the difference is trivial"
Crysukon POW prior to execution at enemy hands

[Free United Provinces of East Torkelburg]

"Overthrowing me won't bring back your damn honey!"

-Emperor Nicolas Cage I, before being overthrown by republican rebels on 10/10/2014

[The Torentine Empire]

"The hell is a Cisgnostic Econocentrist?"

"You, you cishet!"

- Emperor Gallus II and a protesting teenager with rampaging hormones.

[Crysuko]

"Social justice warriors are enemies of the state!"
Minister of internal affairs, Olsat Capsen

[Welskerland]

"I'm Batman" - A teenager and die hard Batman fan.

[Tarazed]

"Every government should fear the voters, not the other way around..." - Tarazedian Vice President Jane Forset

[Californiae]

"You know we've violated the sovereignty of just about every nation from the Bereians to the Imperials and most in between without them knowing it and it's come to mind, we've never found a single curiosity in Belkaland, why is that?"

"Belkaland is a dead zone until you reach the northern Waldreichs. Unless Ceres herself descended from the heavens and put the slapstick to reality there, magic tends to tapper off for some weird ass reason, Author Tract the upstairs thinks."

"Oh, what's that?"

"Some kind of mega powerful thing that can distort reality on a whim." - conversation between two 4th Wall breaking Project Twilight agents.

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Now for something more serious but still PT related.

"What is that, a harp?"

"No, worse, it's a lyre, it's his lyre specifically."

"His who?"

"Name's escaping me in my old age but he was a Lycian who basically waltzed into Hell to get his woman back. Because Irene is a jackass it didn't work but the lyre, it revives the dead... Sort of. What comes back is not what you want, it's a hollow and twisted mockery of the person you love, because Gods have a morbid and vile sense of humor." - part of a conversation between John Johnson and Alice Alison of Project Twilight

[Allancia]

"Guild: I fail to see the logic in discounting one's argument based on race, sex or intelligence. If anything, it is proof of one's own stupidity, thus discounting one's own argumen... no... I just did it myself, didn't I?
(few seconds of silence)
(crashing sound emanates from nowhere)
Paradox Police: PARADOX POLICE MUTHAFUCKA!"

-(Unperson) Markus Guild and a member of the Allancian Paradox Police
Former Party orator, Paradox Police
In a public oratory, shortly before a black hole opened and consumed Mr. Guild

[Zearing II]

"For every one of this country's people murdered by the Islamist militants, an additional one thousand soldiers will be deployed to Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, or anywhere else deemed appropriate by this administration. Further restrictions will be lifted on the conduct of F.R. personnel. More targets will be added to the lists given to our Navy and Air Force, and will be struck at without a hint of remorse or restraint. More militant leaders will be actively sought out and killed, not arrested or "detained for trial," but killed. To each act of cowardly murder, we will respond with an increase of the force employed against those responsible. This will continue if it means we must depopulate whole cities for the loss of one life."

- President Keith Peterson, 2015.

[Auzkhia]

"The Ottomans rule the Middle East well, it is certainly not the business of the English or of any former colonies of them."
-Lord Boris Hugo von Bach, Minister for Foreign Affairs

[Xekliv]

"Depression is not a mood matter. It is not created out of boredom, indifference or lack of motivation. Depression is a sickness that disturbs the way the brain functions. It can affect anyone and requires special treatment and medication provided by specialists. Not tough love."

-- Tol Balaanpaal

[Rushtar]

Conservative voter: "Gays are not bad, since I can get more girls for me . I voted yes to gender equality."

[Saurisisia]

"I wouldn't venture into that cave, good sir; the dragon living in there dislikes unwelcome guests."
~ A Saurian guide to the Wellingtonian explorer who hired him as he foolishly ventured into a Regulus Drakònian's cave

"I warned you, didn't I, sir? Now, hold still while I treat these wounds."
~ The guide to the explorer afterwards, treating him for burn wounds all over his body

[Greater Mackonia]

"Tis truly a sign of the desperate state of leadership in Europe that I am forced to look to Vladimir Putin as the nearest thing to my ideal ruler."

-Lithastir Mythurin.

[Californiae]

"People do not change. Not voluntarily at least." - Marissa Clarke, Office of Strategic Services

[Auroya]

"LOST & FOUND DEPARTMENT"

--- Inscription on air vent intakes aboard Imperial space stations

[New Kvenland]

"...."

-Everyone
(It's too cold to talk)

[Greater Mackonia]

"Talk about economics until the mountains fall asleep for all I care, but let me tell you this it is a simple fact that for most people work is the cornerstone of life. What is the worker without his work? He is just a slave, a parasite, how can you blame them for leeching when you have robbed them of their soil? Psychologically speaking, a worker dies with his industry, now I do not speak to you as a Socialist, I would not dream about even considering the humble Proletariat my equal.I speak to you as a realist who notices that not everybody was born to be an Einstein or Napoleon, these people need a place that will give them some semblance of dignity or they will get angry and when you wind up with vast amounts of angry people with nothing to do but inject another load of heroin into their bloodstreams or vandalise a car, you cannot expect there not to be a degeneration of society."

-Lithastir Mythurin, on Thatcherism.

[Xekliv]

"The reason our soldiers wear gas masks and CBRNTDe-equipped helmets is not specifically due to the notion of hazardous environments, but actually an insult. To wear a mask that filters out the oxygen of an enemy world says that the air on their planet is unfit to breathe, and unworthy of passage into our lungs. This is why every single member of the legion has their face concealed by a filtration mask when on the battlefield, no matter the actual breathability of the air."

-- Highlord Marshall Dômas Kriitahov