Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Wisconsin9]

I refuse to believe anyone is happy!—Unknown elderly man.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

"Let it go!"- A Frozen fan, living in Alto Mare.

[The Grand World Order]

"There is a price we will not pay, there is a point which we have informed them of, that they simply must not advance beyond. It has been crossed. We have reached the point where continued inaction, refusal to strike first, is more costly to us than the horrors and destruction of war. We have come to the point we have warned against, time upon time again. The Legions have been mobilized, and as we speak, your Federal Armed forces are locked in bloody engagement with the diabolical armies that stand against us. Good men are dying. Ladies, gentlemen, we are now at war with the world. God be with us." -Conclusion to Chancellor Heinrich Slaag's televised response to the start of the Federation-ANTIFA War

"Let the world know, let the world know tonight, let it know tomorrow, let it know for all future time to come: small as we are, situated as we are... we will fight to the end with what we've got." -Admiral of the Navy Erane Jenvus Buwan during the First Invasion of the GWO. The Federation found itself being attacked by a multinational force mainly comprised of nations larger than itself (including the eventual long-time rival of the Federation, the Ryouese Empire) massed around Magna Polis. Erane's forces kept the enemy at bay and inflicted enough losses to force the invaders to retreat.

[Tuskamo]

"Even young people like classical music. Let's take my son for example. Wait, he's 40. Never mind. Oh how about his son? Never mind again. He doesn't have a child."
-Ivan Wills, 72; Woodman's Creek, Wright, Tuskamo

[Khongsiraem]

"There is one supreme rule for the proletarian: devotion. Devotion to his family, to his friends, to his work, to his countrymen, to his state, to his god."
- Supreme Leader Choummaly Phoumsavanh, 2012

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"Be happy
Forget the rules
Be untroubled"
-Grafitti

[Massena]

"It is my sincere hope that all the people of the world one day come to convert willingly to the Christian faith. This seems to shock people. I don't know why."

~ The Rev. Isaac Amos, in frank discussions with a friend.

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"Keep buying things you can't afford on credit, building up debts you can't afford to repay, and eventually the debtors come calling. This is a simple concept, but for some reason it seems to shock large numbers of people, and even whole countries, who seem incapable of learning very simple lessons."

~ Addison Clarke, economist.

[Greater Mackonia]

"There is a reason why I'm the only multiversal traveler in Greater Mackonia"

"Why is that then?"

"Who else could get through all the paperwork other then the Mack who writes it all?"

-Conversation between Z.Maglos and Dr Vaeslavian.

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"There once was a Mack with a noble heart, he saw the suffering of his people under the oppressive government and it saddened him, so he quite his bloodstained job as a heartless assassin and lended his incredible skill to the cause of a struggling group of rebels against the Evil Empire. His exceptional skill with the blade and shadow brought down the Empire and his strategic skill defended the revolution from its enemies. Sounds familiar doesn't it? The noble white knight of the rebellion. Well guess what; that hero was called Sikasith, he later deposed said rebellion when they actually got into power, declared himself dictator and killed more Cyrzarii then any of those 'Evil Overlords' ever did, this, this is why I have no patience for heroes"

-Z.Maglos, being deadly serious for once.

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"Who on earth decided that the best people a seemingly benevolent yet murderous conspiracy of diehard Stalinist Generals could ally with was an equally sinister conspiracy of Libertarian Oligarchs? Really now I know Drematava is screwed...but the moment he goes this 'Cryptocracy' is going to tare itself apart and it is not going to look pretty. Oh well Civil Wars only relive the congestion a little"

-Z.Maglos, to Xelvagus Sukkoth, trying to recruit him to The Conspiracy

[Ruridova]

"The most annoying aspect of religion is proselytizing. Keep your god to yourself, I don't want him."
- fmr. Senator Graham Murphy, 1972; Murphy was one of the first open atheists in the upper echelons of Ruridovan government

[Massena]

"Personal defense is not a question of "correcting" violent behavior, but of stopping it as quickly as possible with a minimum of collateral damage. Whatever does that is what should be done."

~ Ms. Charity Brace, Chairwoman of Armed Sovereigns.

[Ruridova]

"It always struck me as ridiculous, that concept that the best solution to gun violence is to give everyone a gun, so that we can all shoot first and ask questions later."
- attributed to(but likely never said by) Fmr. Congresswoman Marianne Strauss

[Fenwyck]

"No! I will not live in harmony with my fellows! Cats don't live in harmony with dogs. They don't even live in harmony with each other. The Lord didn't put us on the earth to do nothing but smoke weed and proclaim peace with every other nation out there. You need to wake up and realise that people don't like each other. Fighting is a part of human nature and I am not going to remove the entire military just because some cat-loving, weed smoking hippie orders me to do so!"
- A very angry Emperor Tito IV to self-proclaimed 'harmonician' Lily Waters, 1968.

[Massena]

"Why do I need an AR-15? Because fuck you. To use a more politically correct answer, because I want one and that's that. You do not get a say in what I own or what I do with my spare time."

~ Cpl. Julian Randolph (Ret.), R.M.M.C.

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"The idea of a one shot stop is a myth. The idea that police are somehow superior to competently trained civilians is a myth. The idea that a "gun free zone" will somehow make you safe is a blatant and baseless myth. The idea that an armed citizen cannot take care of themselves is the worst sort of myth."

~ Ms. Charity Brace, Chairwoman of Armed Sovereigns.

[Greater Mackonia]

"An armed citizenry is a double bladed sword for the Vanguard Party"

-Sikasith.

[Multifarity]

"Why do I need an AR-15? Because fuck you. To use a more politically correct answer, because I want one and that's that. You do not get a say in what I own or what I do with my spare time."

~ Cpl. Julian Randolph (Ret.), R.M.M.C.

"I said the same about my sarin nerve gas reserves, and my superflu samples and my backyard nuclear reactor... But little Johnny government wsn't having it.
It's health and safety gone mad."

-Multifarian Satirist Ezekiel Thrombosis

[Greater Mackonia]

"Why do I need an AR-15? Because fuck you. To use a more politically correct answer, because I want one and that's that. You do not get a say in what I own or what I do with my spare time."

~ Cpl. Julian Randolph (Ret.), R.M.M.C.

"I said the same about my sarin nerve gas reserves, and my superflu samples and my backyard nuclear reactor... But little Johnny government wsn't having it.
It's health and safety gone mad."

-Multifarian Satirist Ezekiel Thrombosis

"I shalt not invoke poe's law"

-Z.Maglos, while surveying is Armory which includes several thermonuclear weapons, samples of weaponised ebola, a Dalek, several pieces of German Artillery dating from WWI, at least four Main Battle Tanks and numerous prototypes he is given by one of his few friends in the Ministry of War. Keep in mind this is the guy who writes the health and safety regulations for Mackonia, and he is considered rather conservative in his interest in weapons.

[Massena]

"I do not carry this weapon because I am paranoid, or because I think somebody is out to get me. I carry it because I have a responsibility to keep my wife and all my children safe, and having a loaded firearm is sometimes useful. If somebody tries to harm my family and myself, my only objective is to get us through that situation alive and whole. The attacker's condition at the end is his choice. He may be down a pair of clean pants, he may be hospitalized, he may even be dead, but I will sleep like a baby either way."

~ Cpl. Julian Randolph (Ret.), R.M.M.C.

[New Frenco Empire]

"Armed citizens were smashed alongside the military when the mercenaries marched south. Several of them ran to the wood, in a pathetic attempt at guerrilla warfare while the US Schwarzkopf tanks and Frenkish Super Abrams MBTs fought on the field while the NGADs and F-22Es were in the air. They weren't professional soldiers, weren't trained to mask themselves properly, so it was easy for the cyberdogs to sniff 'em out. They just weren't expecting it. These people could have been spared if their arrogance hadn't led them to their deaths."

-Ygritte Kline, on how armed citizenry always seems to save them from "statist tyranny" somehow (the war in-question was the Frenkish Uprising)

[Ruridova]

"I don't like the Prime Minister
He said that he'd do the right thing
But then he tried to pussy out
And then it hurt my brain
But next year we will kick him out
And life will have less suck
Time for him to retire now
And become a duck."
- a nonsensical song on the internet attacking Prime Minister Alain Spenser

[Massena]

"Those who imagine they could just magically sweep aside an insurgency are often the least effectively prepared to fight one."

~ Col. Nathaniel Lewis, R.M.A.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

"We need common sense regulation of what parents can name their children. Seriously, you've never had to go through life named after a Multifarian rapper!" - Cunt-P Dolor, author of the as of now unsuccessful "Regulation and Standardization of Names Granted to Infants Act"

[New Frenco Empire]

"Those who imagine they could just magically sweep aside an insurgency are often the least effectively prepared to fight one."

~ Col. Nathaniel Lewis, R.M.A.

"In this age of computers and deception, all you ever need to fight an untrained and undisciplined insurgency is a few cyberdogs, a scent they can track and a lot of patience. How you old world savages got along is beyond us."

-Ygritte Kline

[Multifarity]

"We need common sense regulation of what parents can name their children. Seriously, you've never had to go through life named after a Multifarian rapper!" - Cunt-P Dolor, author of the as of now unsuccessful "Regulation and Standardization of Names Granted to Infants Act"

"Ironically we do have rules regarding the naming of children. When a child's birth is registered the authorities can flag up a name that is deemed likely to cause trauma and difficulty for the child, and if a panel of arbitrators agrees, the name is rejected. Of course this decision can be appealed in a court of law.
Examples of rejected names have been: 'Fruit O' My Sexy Loins Williams' and 'The Incredible Edible Hulk Johnson.'
The reason we have so many oddly named people is that at the age of 16 Multifarians are given the chance to change both their first and last name without cost or hassle."

-Multifarian author and retired politician, Snickerito Mönchengladbach

[Saurisisia]

"If individual Saurians and Drakonians don't have personal weapons at their disposal, then they have their own gods-given natural appendages to help them fend off intruders."
~ Hadrus Amontillado, militia member

[Massena]

"The secret to avoiding being shot by law-abiding gun owners is simple. Don't attempt to victimize them. Don’t attempt to steal from, defraud, assault, rape, or otherwise do harm to me or my beloved family, and my gun is going to stay right here on my belt, where it usually is. Get that? This is not rocket science, folks."

~ Ms. Charity Brace, Chairwoman of Armed Sovereigns.