TET: Everything Is A Metaphor

[R the Zombie]

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Also, no love for Tom Jones?

Jedward omfg I had forgotten

We are all trying to forget Jedward.

[Gallade]

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Also, no love for Tom Jones?

mom's freebee she loved that man, she watched mars attacks just for him.

There are a million other reasons to watch Mars Attacks!, however.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Jedward omfg I had forgotten

We are all trying to forget Jedward.

*flees the scene of Jedward's murder*

[Lordieth]

I'd be pretty proud of that. Why am I not surprised they got beaten up?

It is somewhat akin to kicking a puppy who's peed on the carpet and doesn't know any better though.

Oh, they no better. You can see John hate every word that comes out of his mouth.

All hate towards Edward. And Louis Walsh.

Louis Walsh always speaks in that horrible patronising monotone that just grates my very soul. We get it Louie. You're important. Good for you.

I've seen John and Edward on Chat Shows, and they're treated like some sort of strange lab animal that you can't help poking with a stick to see what it does next.

[Ethel mermania]

mom's freebee she loved that man, she watched mars attacks just for him.

There are a million other reasons to watch Mars Attacks!, however.

can't we all just get along.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

mom's freebee she loved that man, she watched mars attacks just for him.

There are a million other reasons to watch Mars Attacks!, however.

Mars Attack! literally scared me into tears when I was a child. I still have no idea why, but I cannot watch it now, it cause like emotional trauma.

[Gallade]

We are all trying to forget Jedward.

*flees the scene of Jedward's murder*

You people only had to deal with him at Eurovision and a brief American tour.

They're on tv here. Every fucking day.

[Lordieth]

*flees the scene of Jedward's murder*

You people only had to deal with him at Eurovision and a brief American tour.

They're on tv here. Every fucking day.

Ireland are proud of them?

[R the Zombie]

There are a million other reasons to watch Mars Attacks!, however.

Mars Attack! literally scared me into tears when I was a child. I still have no idea why, but I cannot watch it now, it cause like emotional trauma.

I absolutely love that movie. Tom Jones was amazing in it.

[Ethel mermania]

There are a million other reasons to watch Mars Attacks!, however.

Mars Attack! literally scared me into tears when I was a child. I still have no idea why, but I cannot watch it now, it cause like emotional trauma.

cant we all just get along?

see that line works so well in so many places.

[Gallade]

You people only had to deal with him at Eurovision and a brief American tour.

They're on tv here. Every fucking day.

Ireland are proud of them?

Oh God no. It's a kids show. For five year olds. They're among their own kind.

[R the Zombie]

Immortal words for the current TET situation

I posted that video a while back. The original, not the Mars Attacks version, mind you.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

*flees the scene of Jedward's murder*

You people only had to deal with him at Eurovision and a brief American tour.

They're on tv here. Every fucking day.

I am still allowed to hate, dawg.

[Ostroeuropa]

That moment when you go somewhere in your house at night and don't bother with the light switch, then end up in a really dark part of the house where your best course of action is to just press onward and flail blindly for the lightswitch located in the darkness, instead of turning back and turning it on from the light side of the house, and then you bang your shin.
Fucking light switches man. Need some clapper lights, but i'm afraid it'd become a disco show whenever i'm masturbating.

[R the Zombie]

Mars Attacks: Can't We All Just Get Along?

[Lordieth]

Ireland are proud of them?

Oh God no. It's a kids show. For five year olds. They're among their own kind.

Oh well, that's good, then. Yes, they must feel quite the intellectual elite, now. Or equals, at least.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

In other news I have completely lost touch with what is and isn't "too thin" for normal humans.

[Gallade]

In other news I have completely lost touch with what is and isn't "too thin" for normal humans.

If you've gone from hourglass shaped to dried up poo shape you've gone too far.

[R the Zombie]

In other news I have completely lost touch with what is and isn't "too thin" for normal humans.

Well, too thin is if you look like you are anorexic.

[Lordieth]

In other news I have completely lost touch with what is and isn't "too thin" for normal humans.

The media doesn't help. It's all so warped. Then there's those "thinspiration" sites. Just the thought of them makes me feel slightly ill. It's so unnatural.

[R the Zombie]

In other news I have completely lost touch with what is and isn't "too thin" for normal humans.

The media doesn't help. It's all so warped. Then there's those "thinspiration" sites. Just the thought of them makes me feel slightly ill. It's so unnatural.

The aim should always be for healthy. Eating right, exercise, that sort of thing.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

In other news I have completely lost touch with what is and isn't "too thin" for normal humans.

Well, too thin is if you look like you are anorexic.

There's no such thing as "looking anorexic."
And even if there was, I am incapable of drawing the line at what "looks anorexic."

[Gallade]

In other news I have completely lost touch with what is and isn't "too thin" for normal humans.

The media doesn't help. It's all so warped. Then there's those "thinspiration" sites. Just the thought of them makes me feel slightly ill. It's so unnatural.

Pro-Ana sites should be outlawed. Nothing good can possibly come from them.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

The media doesn't help. It's all so warped. Then there's those "thinspiration" sites. Just the thought of them makes me feel slightly ill. It's so unnatural.

Pro-Ana sites should be outlawed. Nothing good can possibly come from them.

Sense of community. Sense of worth. Almost every single one of those websites encourage recovery, but just happen to not judge those who aren't ready for it. They do more good than they do harm.

[Gallade]

Pro-Ana sites should be outlawed. Nothing good can possibly come from them.

Sense of community. Sense of worth. Almost every single one of those websites encourage recovery, but just happen to not judge those who aren't ready for it. They do more good than they do harm.

How can they possibly encourage recovery when they advocate unhealthy weight?