TET: Everything Is A Metaphor

[R the Zombie]

Children should be seen and not heard, you li'l ankle-biter. I'm only 35, you whippersnapper.

Seen is debatable.

They also go great in stew.

[Gallade]

Suddenly Lordi is like super sexy! It's so strange!

Yes. It's an absolute mystery. Now all I need is a ladder to sneak you out of the house, and I'm a every father's worse nightmare.

I clearly need a balcony leading out from my bedroom, where you can serenade me with the songs of your people.

[Liberonscien]

Suddenly Lordi is like super sexy! It's so strange!

Yes. It's an absolute mystery. Now all I need is a ladder to sneak you out of the house, and I'm a every father's worse nightmare.

I have a ladder in my Tardis.

[Liberonscien]

Seen is debatable.

They also go great in stew.

Well, since I'm no longer a zombie, I hope you only use the ones that passed on in their sleep.

[Gallade]

HEY OLD MAN GO BACK TO WATCHING LEAVE IT TO BEAVER AND DANCING THE CHARLESTON

Children should be seen and not heard, you li'l ankle-biter. I'm only 35, you whippersnapper.

Only.

[Katyuscha]

Yes. It's an absolute mystery. Now all I need is a ladder to sneak you out of the house, and I'm a every father's worse nightmare.

I clearly need a balcony leading out from my bedroom, where you can serenade me with the songs of your people.

Unfortunately, said song is about eating insects and not giving a fuck.

[Lordieth]

Yes. It's an absolute mystery. Now all I need is a ladder to sneak you out of the house, and I'm a every father's worse nightmare.

I clearly need a balcony leading out from my bedroom, where you can serenade me with the songs of your people.

Are you sure?

[Ethel mermania]

Suddenly Lordi is like super sexy! It's so strange!

Yes. It's an absolute mystery. Now all I need is a ladder to sneak you out of the house, and I'm a every father's worst nightmare.

just remember i got a small double barreel short choke, loaded with birdshot. that 20 K better be there fkirst.

[R the Zombie]

They also go great in stew.

Well, since I'm no longer a zombie, I hope you only use the ones that passed on in their sleep.

I make no mention of the goings-on outside of TET. Shhh!

Children should be seen and not heard, you li'l ankle-biter. I'm only 35, you whippersnapper.

Only.

Only.... yes, only. 35 is the new 25. Didn't you know?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

This is my tattoo
I wish it were better, tbh, because I would like to add on to it but as it stands it' just not fit for the additions i want...

[Gallade]

I clearly need a balcony leading out from my bedroom, where you can serenade me with the songs of your people.

Are you sure?

It doesn't involve reminders of our inevitable death or emotionally abandoning your mother. Marked improvement on any Irish song.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Holy crap. It's my quadruple digit post! 1,000. I'd like to thank everyone at TET for making this possible. I'd like to thank the Academy for considering me for this award. And I just want to say you like me! You really like me!

>.> Do I really post that much more than you?

[Immoren]

I clearly need a balcony leading out from my bedroom, where you can serenade me with the songs of your people.

Are you sure?

My sides

[R the Zombie]

Holy crap. It's my quadruple digit post! 1,000. I'd like to thank everyone at TET for making this possible. I'd like to thank the Academy for considering me for this award. And I just want to say you like me! You really like me!

>.> Do I really post that much more than you?

Apparently so.

[Lordieth]

Are you sure?

It doesn't involve reminders of our inevitable death or emotionally abandoning your mother. Marked improvement on any Irish song.

Marina & the Diamonds is probably the only tolerable well-known (ish) welsh singer I can tolerate.

Just keep me away from Duffy and Cerys Matthews.

[R the Zombie]

It doesn't involve reminders of our inevitable death or emotionally abandoning your mother. Marked improvement on any Irish song.

Marina & the Diamonds is probably the only tolerable well-known (ish) welsh singer I can tolerate.

Just keep me away from Duffy and Cerys Matthews.

The only Welsh song I've ever heard is Men of Harlech because my RP buddy, Beddgelert, keeps playing it over and over.

[Gallade]

It doesn't involve reminders of our inevitable death or emotionally abandoning your mother. Marked improvement on any Irish song.

Marina & the Diamonds is probably the only tolerable well-known (ish) welsh singer I can tolerate.

Just keep me away from Duffy and Cerys Matthews.

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Also, no love for Tom Jones?

[R the Zombie]

Marina & the Diamonds is probably the only tolerable well-known (ish) welsh singer I can tolerate.

Just keep me away from Duffy and Cerys Matthews.

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Also, no love for Tom Jones?

Or Shirley Bassey? C'mon, everyone loves Shirley Bassey.

[Lordieth]

Marina & the Diamonds is probably the only tolerable well-known (ish) welsh singer I can tolerate.

Just keep me away from Duffy and Cerys Matthews.

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Also, no love for Tom Jones?

Just Why Jedward. Why. Why was that a thing.

Just hearing them talk is painful. There's barely a brain between them.

Tom Jones is pretty suave. I kind of lost interest when he started doing the "reality music" thing with The Voice. Still, everyone loves a Sex Bomb.

[Liberonscien]

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Just Why Jedward. Why. Why was that a thing.

Just hearing them talk is painful. There's barely a brain between them.

There is a brain? Did not know that.

[Gallade]

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Just Why Jedward. Why. Why was that a thing.

Just hearing them talk is painful. There's barely a brain between them.

My friend's younger brother used to beat them up in school.

That's a source of pride.

[Lordieth]

Just Why Jedward. Why. Why was that a thing.

Just hearing them talk is painful. There's barely a brain between them.

My friend's younger brother used to beat them up in school.

That's a source of pride.

I'd be pretty proud of that. Why am I not surprised they got beaten up?

It is somewhat akin to kicking a puppy who's peed on the carpet and doesn't know any better though.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Marina & the Diamonds is probably the only tolerable well-known (ish) welsh singer I can tolerate.

Just keep me away from Duffy and Cerys Matthews.

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Also, no love for Tom Jones?

Jedward omfg I had forgotten

[Gallade]

My friend's younger brother used to beat them up in school.

That's a source of pride.

I'd be pretty proud of that. Why am I not surprised they got beaten up?

It is somewhat akin to kicking a puppy who's peed on the carpet and doesn't know any better though.

Oh, they no better. You can see John hate every word that comes out of his mouth.

All hate towards Edward. And Louis Walsh.

[Ethel mermania]

Marina & the Diamonds is probably the only tolerable well-known (ish) welsh singer I can tolerate.

Just keep me away from Duffy and Cerys Matthews.

At least you didn't give the world Westlife, The Coors, Jedward or Crystal Swing.

We're so sorry.

Also, no love for Tom Jones?

mom's freebee she loved that man, she watched mars attacks just for him.