TET: Everything Is A Metaphor

[Immoren]

"Luncheon" sounds like a Pokemon species.

[Liberonscien]

"Luncheon" sounds like a Pokemon species.

I was thinking it sounded like something from Digi-Mon.

[Lordieth]

This is very surreal.

in my minds eye the post should be read while listening to the "battle hymn of the republic"

Listening to it as we speak. I could dig the uniform. Provided I can rip off the sleeves and go for some sort of Captain America theme.

I'd stick out like a sore thumb as a Welshman, though.

[Gallade]

"Luncheon" sounds like a Pokemon species.

I was thinking it sounded like something from Digi-Mon.

The English language weeps.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I live in Tennessee. Our Bologna is not normal Bologna. That sounds like Bologna.

Hmm... What do you mean?

Bologna here is cheap mechanical separated, over salted, meat byproduct sliced for sandwiches. And I fucking love it more than I like baked salmon.

[Thafoo]

Somehow the fact I had to sit next to a remarkably sexy gay stranger who I was unable to work the courage to talk to while waiting for a friend to finish in the waiting room was made all the worse by the inference of how far out of my league he was.

Leagues are silly. Exercise/confidence/cosmetically alter your way into the Grade A market.

To be in his league I'd have to do everything I could to be the ultra-stereotypical gay. Limp wrist, latest iPhone, hand on waist, network of female friends larger than the network I already have, hang out in clothing stores and actually get to know the staff, act like I can sympathize with woman problems, listen to mainstream pop, the list goes on.

[R the Zombie]

Leagues are silly. Exercise/confidence/cosmetically alter your way into the Grade A market.

To be in his league I'd have to do everything I could to be the ultra-stereotypical gay. Limp wrist, latest iPhone, hand on waist, network of female friends larger than the network I already have, hang out in clothing stores and actually get to know the staff, act like I can sympathize with woman problems, listen to mainstream pop, the list goes on.

Not my kind of gay man.

[Gallade]

Leagues are silly. Exercise/confidence/cosmetically alter your way into the Grade A market.

To be in his league I'd have to do everything I could to be the ultra-stereotypical gay. Limp wrist, latest iPhone, hand on waist, network of female friends larger than the network I already have, hang out in clothing stores and actually get to know the staff, act like I can sympathize with woman problems, listen to mainstream pop, the list goes on.

Why would you want that? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an overly-effeminate gay man. 9 times out of ten it's an act. Literally fake and gay.

[Thafoo]

To be in his league I'd have to do everything I could to be the ultra-stereotypical gay. Limp wrist, latest iPhone, hand on waist, network of female friends larger than the network I already have, hang out in clothing stores and actually get to know the staff, act like I can sympathize with woman problems, listen to mainstream pop, the list goes on.

Why would you want that? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an overly-effeminate gay man. 9 times out of ten it's an act. Literally fake and gay.

No, I'm saying I wouldn't want that personality in the slightest. Sexy person, godawful personality. Wouldn't date.

[Gallade]

Why would you want that? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an overly-effeminate gay man. 9 times out of ten it's an act. Literally fake and gay.

No, I'm saying I wouldn't want that personality in the slightest. Sexy person, godawful personality. Wouldn't date.

Probably not best to bang, either. Sounds clingy.

[Lordieth]

Somehow the fact I had to sit next to a remarkably sexy gay stranger who I was unable to work the courage to talk to while waiting for a friend to finish in the waiting room was made all the worse by the inference of how far out of my league he was.

Leagues are silly. Exercise/confidence/cosmetically alter your way into the Grade A market.

Never underestimate the sexiness of someone who is confident and knows exactly what they want.

[Ethel mermania]

in my minds eye the post should be read while listening to the "battle hymn of the republic"

Listening to it as we speak. I could dig the uniform. Provided I can rip off the sleeves and go for some sort of Captain America theme.

I'd stick out like a sore thumb as a Welshman, though.

we just need to figure out how to show those nipples.

[Gallade]

Leagues are silly. Exercise/confidence/cosmetically alter your way into the Grade A market.

Never underestimate the sexiness of someone who is confident and knows exactly what they want.

I never know if I'm really confident. I usually get what I want, but I often wonder would I get those things if I was less attractive.

[Liberonscien]

Why would you want that? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an overly-effeminate gay man. 9 times out of ten it's an act. Literally fake and gay.

No, I'm saying I wouldn't want that personality in the slightest. Sexy person, godawful personality. Wouldn't date.

You could be the most perfect person existence but if you don't have a nice personality then...

[Lordieth]

Listening to it as we speak. I could dig the uniform. Provided I can rip off the sleeves and go for some sort of Captain America theme.

I'd stick out like a sore thumb as a Welshman, though.

we just need to figure out how to show those nipples.

Why not a nipple chestplate? It's good enough for 90s Tim Burton rendition of Batman.

[R the Zombie]

Leagues are silly. Exercise/confidence/cosmetically alter your way into the Grade A market.

Never underestimate the sexiness of someone who is confident and knows exactly what they want.

There's absolutely no problem with people who are confident in themselves to be themselves completely and honestly as the above mentioned person. However, that being said, it is not the kind of person I would like to date. Particularly if everyone they meet is a "guurrrrrllll"

[Thafoo]

No, I'm saying I wouldn't want that personality in the slightest. Sexy person, godawful personality. Wouldn't date.

Probably not best to bang, either. Sounds clingy.

Or bang-and-leave-carrying-your-shoes, but I'd avoid even that.

I still fail to understand why people find the effeminate gay act attractive. People need to just be people.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

To be in his league I'd have to do everything I could to be the ultra-stereotypical gay. Limp wrist, latest iPhone, hand on waist, network of female friends larger than the network I already have, hang out in clothing stores and actually get to know the staff, act like I can sympathize with woman problems, listen to mainstream pop, the list goes on.

Why would you want that? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an overly-effeminate gay man. 9 times out of ten it's an act. Literally fake and gay.

I love effeminate gay men. I love people who live the life of a stereotype. Dunno why, I just love when purple fit a stereotype by their own choice.

[Immoren]

I was thinking it sounded like something from Digi-Mon.

The English language weeps.

I think English language is in no postion to weep

[Lordieth]

Never underestimate the sexiness of someone who is confident and knows exactly what they want.

There's absolutely no problem with people who are confident in themselves to be themselves completely and honestly as the above mentioned person. However, that being said, it is not the kind of person I would like to date. Particularly if everyone they meet is a "guurrrrrllll"

Well, there's a fine line between confident, and arrogant cockiness, and the latter I just find very distasteful, yet I see girls almost drooling over guys who strut like peacocks and act like care-me-not jerks.

[Liberonscien]

Why would you want that? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an overly-effeminate gay man. 9 times out of ten it's an act. Literally fake and gay.

I love effeminate gay men. I love people who live the life of a stereotype. Dunno why, I just love when purple fit a stereotype by their own choice.

I love it when purple do things without being forced to do so.

[R the Zombie]

There's absolutely no problem with people who are confident in themselves to be themselves completely and honestly as the above mentioned person. However, that being said, it is not the kind of person I would like to date. Particularly if everyone they meet is a "guurrrrrllll"

Well, there's a fine line between confident, and arrogant cockiness, and the latter I just find very distasteful, yet I see girls almost drooling over guys who strut like peacocks and act like care-me-not jerks.

You're correct about the fine line between confident and cocky. I prefer confidence, really. It's one thing to know who you are, it's another thing to act like everyone you should kiss your ass because of it.

[Thafoo]

I love effeminate gay men. I love people who live the life of a stereotype. Dunno why, I just love when purple fit a stereotype by their own choice.

I love it when purple do things without being forced to do so.

I love it when purple do that too

[Ethel mermania]

we just need to figure out how to show those nipples.

Why not a nipple chestplate? It's good enough for 90s Tim Burton rendition of Batman.

but we want to see the real thing.

[Gallade]

Probably not best to bang, either. Sounds clingy.

Or bang-and-leave-carrying-your-shoes, but I'd avoid even that.

I still fail to understand why people find the effeminate gay act attractive. People need to just be people.

Exactly. With people like that you're not getting the person, you're getting the stereotype. Turn it down a tad, Dorothy. And no, I'm not your hag.