TET: Everything Is A Metaphor

[Lordieth]

It's part of my training.

Training for what?

To be super fit and lean. It's also mental disipline. Forcing yourself to do something unpleasant builds character.

It also makes you feel like that scene from X-Men where Wolverine bursts out of the water full of rage. Very invigorating.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

the eurovisions hardest nipple competition, male division

Rumor has it that he can score steel.

If that's all it takes, I am guaranteed to win the female division.

[Ethel mermania]

the eurovisions hardest nipple competition, male division

Rumor has it that he can score steel.

rumours a vicious little things,

....... i heard he could engrave his name backwards with them

[Gallade]

Luncheon roll shouldn't be delicious. Stop being delicious, luncheon roll. You are 90% pig rectum.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Luncheon roll shouldn't be delicious. Stop being delicious, luncheon roll. You are 90% pig rectum.

What is a luncheon roll?

[Baghanathria]

Luncheon roll shouldn't be delicious. Stop being delicious, luncheon roll. You are 90% pig rectum.

Conclusion: pig rectum is delicious?

[Lordieth]

the eurovisions hardest nipple competition, male division

Rumor has it that he can score steel.

I'm thinking of going into etchwork.

[Gallade]

Luncheon roll shouldn't be delicious. Stop being delicious, luncheon roll. You are 90% pig rectum.

What is a luncheon roll?

It's sliced meat for sandwiches.

[Esternial]

I think I made a mistake coming back to NS. It doesn't put my mind on different things and cheer me up as I had hoped.

Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

What is a luncheon roll?

It's sliced meat for sandwiches.

Is it Bologna? Bologna is fucking hardcore delicious. I miss it.

[Immoren]

I think I made a mistake coming back to NS. It doesn't put my mind on different things and cheer me up as I had hoped.

Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.

Poor Esty.

[Stattr]

I think I made a mistake coming back to NS. It doesn't put my mind on different things and cheer me up as I had hoped.

Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.

That's depressing.

Well, my first drive is this sunday at 10AM. i'm so happy!

[Lordieth]

What is a luncheon roll?

It's sliced meat for sandwiches.

Meat is a stretch.

[Gallade]

It's sliced meat for sandwiches.

Is it Bologna? Bologna is fucking hardcore delicious. I miss it.

Nah, nothing so fancy. It's bog-standard mechanically reclaimed meat and offal and costs a euro for about 50 slices.

[Ethel mermania]

I think I made a mistake coming back to NS. It doesn't put my mind on different things and cheer me up as I had hoped.

Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.

your just jealous to dont have timone's dimond nipples. look none of us do, its something we can only aspire to. the only thing we can do is swallow our pride and root our commrade on. think of his nipples not as just his, but of all of ours, each and every one of us.

onward timone, onward tet, to a bright and glorious future.

[Gallade]

It's sliced meat for sandwiches.

Meat is a stretch.

Well, it may contain meat. What animal is anybody's guess.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Is it Bologna? Bologna is fucking hardcore delicious. I miss it.

Nah, nothing so fancy. It's bog-standard mechanically reclaimed meat and offal and costs a euro for about 50 slices.

I live in Tennessee. Our Bologna is not normal Bologna. That sounds like Bologna.

[Lordieth]

I think I made a mistake coming back to NS. It doesn't put my mind on different things and cheer me up as I had hoped.

Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.

your just jealous to dont have timone's dimond nipples. look none of us do, its something we can only aspire to. the only thing we can do is swallow our pride and root on commrade on. think of his nipples not as just his, but of all of ours, each and every one of us.

onward timone, onward tet to a bright and glorious future.

This is very surreal.

[Lordieth]

Meat is a stretch.

Well, it may contain meat. What animal is anybody's guess.

"Organs" might be more apt. Or just saying it contains "Pig" is vague enough to be partially true.

[Ethel mermania]

your just jealous to dont have timone's dimond nipples. look none of us do, its something we can only aspire to. the only thing we can do is swallow our pride and root on commrade on. think of his nipples not as just his, but of all of ours, each and every one of us.

onward timone, onward tet to a bright and glorious future.

This is very surreal.

in my minds eye the post should be read while listening to the "battle hymn of the republic"

[Gallade]

Well, it may contain meat. What animal is anybody's guess.

"Organs" might be more apt. Or just saying it contains "Pig" is vague enough to be partially true.

Luncheon meat will inevitably be the cure to overpopulation.

The quality of the meat will probably improve, too.

[Thafoo]

Somehow the fact I had to sit next to a remarkably sexy gay stranger who I was unable to work the courage to talk to while waiting for a friend to finish in the waiting room was made all the worse by the inference of how far out of my league he was.

[Liberonscien]

Nah, nothing so fancy. It's bog-standard mechanically reclaimed meat and offal and costs a euro for about 50 slices.

I live in Tennessee. Our Bologna is not normal Bologna. That sounds like Bologna.

Hmm... What do you mean?

[Lordieth]

"Organs" might be more apt. Or just saying it contains "Pig" is vague enough to be partially true.

Luncheon meat will inevitably be the cure to overpopulation.

The quality of the meat will probably improve, too.

Luncheon Meat is people.

[Gallade]

Somehow the fact I had to sit next to a remarkably sexy gay stranger who I was unable to work the courage to talk to while waiting for a friend to finish in the waiting room was made all the worse by the inference of how far out of my league he was.

Leagues are silly. Exercise/confidence/cosmetically alter your way into the Grade A market.