TET: Such Revival. Much Thread. So about time. Wow.

[Hladgos]

I just make weird faces as I type, pretending people can see the sarcasm.


That's a new one. I feel like a spider

I make weird expressions when I type and I forget that people can't see them.

Sometimes when typing 'fuck you' to someone, I say it out loud with a smile so they know I don't mean it in an offensive way.

[Liberonscien]

By an odd coincidence, I actually really like spiders.

Spiders are so cewl! And perdy.

I have nothing against spiders. I actually think they are fascinating.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

The police have a very short drive to my house.

When I lived in Idaho, my brother and I got a reputation for being extremely dangerous when bored and near high explosives.
Which was every Saturday.

I'm not allowed to have high explosives any more.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It's not tea, really.

New York lingo or somethin'?

Nah.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea

[Hladgos]

Drunk on tea? Sounds like a good time for a hug where I get to keep my face!

There's no tea in long island iced tea.

But what about ice?

Spiders are so cewl! And perdy.

And they drink their prey!
Which is actually really cool chemically.

I'd love to eat my food by vomiting acid through a straw into my chickin!

[Liberonscien]

Did you really do this? I can't tell if you are serious or sarcastic.

Oh, I am quite serious. My catapult is the talk of the neighborhood. Well, sometimes it's the scream profanely of the neighborhood.

Do you have a pic because, to be blunt, I don't believe that you actually have one.

[Cu Math]

When I lived in Idaho, my brother and I got a reputation for being extremely dangerous when bored and near high explosives.
Which was every Saturday.

You had access to high explosives?

We made them. And dynamite is really easy to buy in hillbilly country (i.e. North Idaho)

[Lunatic Goofballs]

There's no tea in long island iced tea.

But what about ice?

Usually.

[Cu Math]

There's no tea in long island iced tea.

But what about ice?

And they drink their prey!
Which is actually really cool chemically.

I'd love to eat my food by vomiting acid through a straw into my chickin!

You kind of do when you eat crackers. Amylase completely breaks down the starches.

[Hladgos]

New York lingo or somethin'?

Nah.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea

Well I've only had access to rum, wine, and beer at my house, so I know no fancy mixed drinks!

[Tiltjuice]

Nah.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea

Well I've only had access to rum, wine, and beer at my house, so I know no fancy mixed drinks!

Royal Flush master race.

[Hladgos]

But what about ice?


I'd love to eat my food by vomiting acid through a straw into my chickin!

You kind of do when you eat crackers. Amylase completely breaks down the starches.

True, I remember that in fifth grade science.

[Liberonscien]

I make weird expressions when I type and I forget that people can't see them.

Sometimes when typing 'fuck you' to someone, I say it out loud with a smile so they know I don't mean it in an offensive way.

Whenever I'm being sarcastic I want to use an emoticon but I usually don't know which one would be most appropriate so I end up nor using one.

[Cu Math]

Sometimes when typing 'fuck you' to someone, I say it out loud with a smile so they know I don't mean it in an offensive way.

Whenever I'm being sarcastic I want to use an emoticon but I usually don't know which one would be most appropriate so I end up nor using one.

this guy

[Hladgos]

Sometimes when typing 'fuck you' to someone, I say it out loud with a smile so they know I don't mean it in an offensive way.

Whenever I'm being sarcastic I want to use an emoticon but I usually don't know which one would be most appropriate so I end up nor using one.

Tongue face works for everything.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Nah.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea

Well I've only had access to rum, wine, and beer at my house, so I know no fancy mixed drinks!

Now you know.

[Liberonscien]

Whenever I'm being sarcastic I want to use an emoticon but I usually don't know which one would be most appropriate so I end up nor using one.

this guy

What? What do you mean? I don't understand what your message means.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

[Hladgos]

Well I've only had access to rum, wine, and beer at my house, so I know no fancy mixed drinks!

Now you know.

The one drink I really wanna try is mead.

[Cu Math]

this guy

What? What do you mean? I don't understand what your message means.

I mean that the emoticon is the best for sarcasm.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Now you know.

The one drink I really wanna try is mead.

I don't recall if I've ever tried mead.

[Liberonscien]

Whenever I'm being sarcastic I want to use an emoticon but I usually don't know which one would be most appropriate so I end up nor using one.

Tongue face works for everything.

I'll try that next time.

[Farnhamia]

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[Occupied Deutschland]

Whenever I'm being sarcastic I want to use an emoticon but I usually don't know which one would be most appropriate so I end up nor using one.

Tongue face works for everything.

In a bizarre coincidence, this is just as true in real life as it is here on NSG.
Tongue-face is key to avoiding sexual harassment charges, for example.
...
Or perhaps it's what gets them brought up in the first place. I'm not certain on that one, so use tongue-face with caution.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

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Apparently there's a house like that, somewhere, in Shanghai.