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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:45 pm

Tavistock wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Why do I keep falling for men twice my age

Why do I keep falling for dads

oh same
like thirty minutes ago this super adorb man and his 4 year old came in. He was like... Very stereotypically Jewish like with the curly hair and the wonderful nose and HIS TEETH WERE PERFECT and he and his son just kept looking over at me and I was like "TAKE THAT RING OFF YOUR FINGER AND LET ME LOVE YOU"
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Postby New Vaxon » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:45 pm

Tavistock wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Why do I keep falling for men twice my age

Why do I keep falling for dads


Because... Well, fetishes. That's why.

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Postby Tavistock » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:45 pm

Torisakia wrote:
Tavistock wrote:Why do I keep falling for dads

Maybe dads find it funny when you fall down a flight of stairs.

Wait, we're talking about the other "falling"... :meh:


Yes. I want a rich hot dad

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Postby Shnercropolis » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:46 pm

Uieurnthlaal wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Because only 1.5% of men are gay, bi, pan+, which leaves a lot of room for hot men to be straight. ;-;

I thought the number was 4%?

It's actually closer to 6.5^850%, but nobody wants to admit it.
it is my firm belief that I should never have to justify my beliefs.

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Postby Inventio » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:46 pm

Shnercropolis wrote:
Uieurnthlaal wrote:
Amniotic fluid
Aqueous humour and vitreous humour
Bile
Blood serum
Breast milk
Cerebrospinal fluid
Cerumen (earwax)
Chyle
Chyme
Endolymph and perilymph
Exudates
Feces - see diarrhea
Female ejaculate
Gastric acid
Gastric juice
Lymph
Mucus (including nasal drainage and phlegm)
Pericardial fluid
Peritoneal fluid
Pleural fluid
Pus
Rheum
Saliva
Sebum (skin oil)
Semen
Sputum
Synovial fluid
Tears
Sweat
Vaginal secretion
Vomit
Urine

Is it bad that the only ones I don't know about are Sputum, Pleural fluid, Chyme and Chyle?

I knew most of them myself.
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Postby Tavistock » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:46 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Tavistock wrote:Why do I keep falling for dads

oh same
like thirty minutes ago this super adorb man and his 4 year old came in. He was like... Very stereotypically Jewish like with the curly hair and the wonderful nose and HIS TEETH WERE PERFECT and he and his son just kept looking over at me and I was like "TAKE THAT RING OFF YOUR FINGER AND LET ME LOVE YOU"


Ugh! Life is hard

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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:46 pm

R the Zombie wrote:
Tavistock wrote:Why do I keep falling for dads


Because we older-ish men are awesome!

fuuuucking agreed
I <3 older men.
32-42 = best ever
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Postby Katyuscha » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:46 pm

Thafoo wrote:
Tavistock wrote:Ugh why do I keep falling for straight boys

Because only 1.5% of men are gay, bi, pan+, which leaves a lot of room for hot men to be straight. ;-;

It's our job to break them.
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Postby Uieurnthlaal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:47 pm

Shnercropolis wrote:
Uieurnthlaal wrote:
Amniotic fluid
Aqueous humour and vitreous humour
Bile
Blood serum
Breast milk
Cerebrospinal fluid
Cerumen (earwax)
Chyle
Chyme
Endolymph and perilymph
Exudates
Feces - see diarrhea
Female ejaculate
Gastric acid
Gastric juice
Lymph
Mucus (including nasal drainage and phlegm)
Pericardial fluid
Peritoneal fluid
Pleural fluid
Pus
Rheum
Saliva
Sebum (skin oil)
Semen
Sputum
Synovial fluid
Tears
Sweat
Vaginal secretion
Vomit
Urine

Is it bad that the only ones I don't know about are Sputum, Pleural fluid, Chyme and Chyle?

I think it's bad that you don't know what sputum, pleural fluid, chyme or chyle are.
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Postby Luziyca » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:47 pm

Auremena wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Just got an Acer Aspire, carrying Windows 8.
S7? Those are cool, but I hear the trackpad is crappy.
Didn't see my recommendation for the T100 then, did you?

No, V5.

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Luziyca wrote:Just got an Acer Aspire, carrying Windows 8.

You poor, poor soul.

Why? The fact that it has Windows 8 or the fact it is an Acer?

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The exact same laptop I have. I'm so sorry for you.

Well, it is being a bit slow...

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Luziyca wrote:Just got an Acer Aspire, carrying Windows 8.

Eyyyyyy that's what I bought last night

It is as if an occult hand decided to curse a good chunk of NSG with Acer Aspires.
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Postby R the Zombie » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:47 pm

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My first thread in NS was an RP about a hurricane hitting my main. That was back on the old Jolt forums. God, I'm glad we're not on Jolt anymore.


See I heard about NS in high school but never joined (probably too busy getting baked). My two younger bros have nations founded in antiquity but they never play. Glad I was bored last October and googled "fun free nation building games"


My roommate at the time, who was a Model UN type of person, pointed this game out to me. I think I have a nation founded in 2005/4, really, but I can't remember the password. But, my main nation, the one that I RP with, was born February 4, 2006.

Tavistock wrote:
R the Zombie wrote:
Because we older-ish men are awesome!


If you are rich then I'm yours :p


I wish I was rich, but I'm not. Besides, if you only want me for what you can get out of me, then I'm not the one you want :P
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Postby Punkvania » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:47 pm

New Vaxon wrote:
Tavistock wrote:Why do I keep falling for dads


Because... Well, fetishes. That's why.


Whoa haha... let's try not to expand too much on this fun topic. PG-13 you kinky kids.
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Postby New Vaxon » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:47 pm

Shnercropolis wrote:
Uieurnthlaal wrote:I thought the number was 4%?

It's actually closer to 6.5^850%, but nobody wants to admit it.


Let's do the numbers.
That comes out to... 8123880.59417% of men. Wait. wat.

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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:47 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
R the Zombie wrote:
Because we older-ish men are awesome!

fuuuucking agreed
I <3 older men.
32-42 = best ever


I have my own opinions about SOME 30 year olds seeing as how my oldest brother was one >.>
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Postby Shnercropolis » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:47 pm

Tavistock wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:oh same
like thirty minutes ago this super adorb man and his 4 year old came in. He was like... Very stereotypically Jewish like with the curly hair and the wonderful nose and HIS TEETH WERE PERFECT and he and his son just kept looking over at me and I was like "TAKE THAT RING OFF YOUR FINGER AND LET ME LOVE YOU"


Ugh! Life is hard

It's easy if you ignore your failures.
it is my firm belief that I should never have to justify my beliefs.

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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:47 pm

New Vaxon wrote:
Tavistock wrote:Why do I keep falling for dads


Because... Well, fetishes. That's why.

Hot dads are my life, not a fetish.
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I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
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Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

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Postby Auremena » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:48 pm

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Postby Torisakia » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:48 pm

Tavistock wrote:
Torisakia wrote:Maybe dads find it funny when you fall down a flight of stairs.

Wait, we're talking about the other "falling"... :meh:


Yes. I want a rich hot dad

Coincidentally, the Oscars are tonight...
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Postby New Vaxon » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:48 pm

Punkvania wrote:
New Vaxon wrote:
Because... Well, fetishes. That's why.


Whoa haha... let's try not to expand too much on this fun topic. PG-13 you kinky kids.


I am not a Kinky Kid. I am a Tender teen.
wait. wat.

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Postby Shnercropolis » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:48 pm

New Vaxon wrote:
Shnercropolis wrote:It's actually closer to 6.5^850%, but nobody wants to admit it.


Let's do the numbers.
That comes out to... 8123880.59417% of men. Wait. wat.

Exactly.
it is my firm belief that I should never have to justify my beliefs.

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Postby Tavistock » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:48 pm

Torisakia wrote:
Tavistock wrote:
Yes. I want a rich hot dad

Coincidentally, the Oscars are tonight...


Leonardo come at me!

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Postby New Vaxon » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:49 pm

Shnercropolis wrote:
New Vaxon wrote:
Let's do the numbers.
That comes out to... 8123880.59417% of men. Wait. wat.

Exactly.


Those numbers don't exactly work.

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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:49 pm

New Vaxon wrote:
Shnercropolis wrote:It's actually closer to 6.5^850%, but nobody wants to admit it.


Let's do the numbers.
That comes out to... 8123880.59417% of men. Wait. wat.

No, no, it's just that 1% of men are 812,388,059% Gay.
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Postby Tavistock » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:49 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
New Vaxon wrote:
Because... Well, fetishes. That's why.

Hot dads are my life, not a fetish.


It could be a religion

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Postby Punkvania » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:49 pm

R the Zombie wrote:
My roommate at the time, who was a Model UN type of person, pointed this game out to me. I think I have a nation founded in 2005, really, but I can't remember the password. But, my main nation, the one that I RP with, was born February 4, 2006.



My main is Koderland. I want to roleplay but I'm waiting for a fun diplomatic or natural disaster thing. I'm terrible at the war stuff.
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