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Tufo
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Postby Tufo » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:04 am

Sebtopiaris wrote:
Tufo wrote:I'm going to avoid the fact that I find that shockingly racist because of how much I hear it, especially since you're, in a sense, mocking the language of my country, but whatever...

Oh come on. I didn't intent to offend you.
Why don't you just mock me to make things even?

*takes a deep breath*

OY I'M A CONVICT WHO STOLE BREAD AND GOT SENT TO GAOL AYE I'LL MAKE AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE (TO THROW SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!) BY AYERS ROCK AND HOPEFULLY ALICE SPRINGS HAS A 'ROO PETTING ZOO WHICH WILL DRUM UP MORE BUSINESS THAN A HAPPY WALLABY. CRIKEY, SOMEONE'S IN THE LOO FOR A LONG TIME! DID A GIANT HAIRY SPIDER GET THEM? CRIKEY! QANTAS! OPERA HOUSE! NEW ZEALAND IS THE TRUE LAND DOWN UNDER! BAZ FROM SHARKNADO! SURFING! CHRIS HEMSWORTH! THAT'S NOT A KNIFE; THIS IS A KNIFE! BIG CORAL REEF! WE'RE A CONTINENT, NOT AN ISLAND! OZ OZ OZ DR. OZ! ABORIGINES! MULTIPARTY DEMOCRACY! TASMANIA! DARWIN! EUCALYPTUS! WILD RAVING ALLIGATOR! SYDNEY > AUCKLAND! LIBERAL PARTY! PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH

I'm done now.
Because people don't read signatures...
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:10 am

Tufo wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:Oh come on. I didn't intent to offend you.
Why don't you just mock me to make things even?

*takes a deep breath*

OY I'M A CONVICT WHO STOLE BREAD AND GOT SENT TO GAOL AYE I'LL MAKE AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE (TO THROW SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!) BY AYERS ROCK AND HOPEFULLY ALICE SPRINGS HAS A 'ROO PETTING ZOO WHICH WILL DRUM UP MORE BUSINESS THAN A HAPPY WALLABY. CRIKEY, SOMEONE'S IN THE LOO FOR A LONG TIME! DID A GIANT HAIRY SPIDER GET THEM? CRIKEY! QANTAS! OPERA HOUSE! NEW ZEALAND IS THE TRUE LAND DOWN UNDER! BAZ FROM SHARKNADO! SURFING! CHRIS HEMSWORTH! THAT'S NOT A KNIFE; THIS IS A KNIFE! BIG CORAL REEF! WE'RE A CONTINENT, NOT AN ISLAND! OZ OZ OZ DR. OZ! ABORIGINES! MULTIPARTY DEMOCRACY! TASMANIA! DARWIN! EUCALYPTUS! WILD RAVING ALLIGATOR! SYDNEY > AUCKLAND! LIBERAL PARTY! PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH

I'm done now.

1. Getting free bread, running an outback steakhouse and petting kangaroos would be cool.
2. We are a continent. Damn straight!
3. Those big hairy spiders'll do that. You gotta watch out for them down in Oz.
4.They're Crocodiles, not alligators.
5. I hate the Liberal party
6. Why Perth? I'm from Brisbane
7. correct wording is Brisbane > everything
Last edited by Sebtopiaris on Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:10 am, edited 1 time in total.
Sebtopiaris is a culturally and ethnically Mediterranean, single-party democratic socialist state in the New Warsaw Pact with a population of 39 million Sebtopiariots. Sebtopiaris and its IC actions do not represent my personal beliefs, and Sebtopiaris's overview page does not represent much at all.
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Postby Tufo » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:12 am

Sebtopiaris wrote:
Tufo wrote:*takes a deep breath*

OY I'M A CONVICT WHO STOLE BREAD AND GOT SENT TO GAOL AYE I'LL MAKE AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE (TO THROW SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!) BY AYERS ROCK AND HOPEFULLY ALICE SPRINGS HAS A 'ROO PETTING ZOO WHICH WILL DRUM UP MORE BUSINESS THAN A HAPPY WALLABY. CRIKEY, SOMEONE'S IN THE LOO FOR A LONG TIME! DID A GIANT HAIRY SPIDER GET THEM? CRIKEY! QANTAS! OPERA HOUSE! NEW ZEALAND IS THE TRUE LAND DOWN UNDER! BAZ FROM SHARKNADO! SURFING! CHRIS HEMSWORTH! THAT'S NOT A KNIFE; THIS IS A KNIFE! BIG CORAL REEF! WE'RE A CONTINENT, NOT AN ISLAND! OZ OZ OZ DR. OZ! ABORIGINES! MULTIPARTY DEMOCRACY! TASMANIA! DARWIN! EUCALYPTUS! WILD RAVING ALLIGATOR! SYDNEY > AUCKLAND! LIBERAL PARTY! PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH

I'm done now.

1. Getting free bread, running an outback steakhouse and petting kangaroos would be cool.
2. We are a continent. Damn straight!
3. Those big hairy spiders'll do that. You gotta watch out for them down in Oz.
4.They're Crocodiles, not alligators.
5. I hate the Liberal party
6. Why Perth? I'm from Brisbane
7. correct wording is Brisbane > everything

Has anyone ever definitively established a difference between Crocodiles and Alligators? They're the same. exact. thing. but with, like, different skin colour or something or whatever it's 02:12 and I'm not at my straightest thinking
Because people don't read signatures...
*sigh*
HEY! LOOK OVER HERE TO THIS ATTRACTIVE, EYE-CATCHING TEXT! I'M THAFOO! GOSH GEE DOES THAT CLEAR THINGS UP.
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Postby Hecktoria » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:12 am

Tufo wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:Oh come on. I didn't intent to offend you.
Why don't you just mock me to make things even?

*takes a deep breath*

OY I'M A CONVICT WHO STOLE BREAD AND GOT SENT TO GAOL AYE I'LL MAKE AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE (TO THROW SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!) BY AYERS ROCK AND HOPEFULLY ALICE SPRINGS HAS A 'ROO PETTING ZOO WHICH WILL DRUM UP MORE BUSINESS THAN A HAPPY WALLABY. CRIKEY, SOMEONE'S IN THE LOO FOR A LONG TIME! DID A GIANT HAIRY SPIDER GET THEM? CRIKEY! QANTAS! OPERA HOUSE! NEW ZEALAND IS THE TRUE LAND DOWN UNDER! BAZ FROM SHARKNADO! SURFING! CHRIS HEMSWORTH! THAT'S NOT A KNIFE; THIS IS A KNIFE! BIG CORAL REEF! WE'RE A CONTINENT, NOT AN ISLAND! OZ OZ OZ DR. OZ! ABORIGINES! MULTIPARTY DEMOCRACY! TASMANIA! DARWIN! EUCALYPTUS! WILD RAVING ALLIGATOR! SYDNEY > AUCKLAND! LIBERAL PARTY! PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH

I'm done now.

I almost passed out from laughing too hard.
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:12 am

Hecktoria wrote:
Tufo wrote:*takes a deep breath*

OY I'M A CONVICT WHO STOLE BREAD AND GOT SENT TO GAOL AYE I'LL MAKE AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE (TO THROW SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!) BY AYERS ROCK AND HOPEFULLY ALICE SPRINGS HAS A 'ROO PETTING ZOO WHICH WILL DRUM UP MORE BUSINESS THAN A HAPPY WALLABY. CRIKEY, SOMEONE'S IN THE LOO FOR A LONG TIME! DID A GIANT HAIRY SPIDER GET THEM? CRIKEY! QANTAS! OPERA HOUSE! NEW ZEALAND IS THE TRUE LAND DOWN UNDER! BAZ FROM SHARKNADO! SURFING! CHRIS HEMSWORTH! THAT'S NOT A KNIFE; THIS IS A KNIFE! BIG CORAL REEF! WE'RE A CONTINENT, NOT AN ISLAND! OZ OZ OZ DR. OZ! ABORIGINES! MULTIPARTY DEMOCRACY! TASMANIA! DARWIN! EUCALYPTUS! WILD RAVING ALLIGATOR! SYDNEY > AUCKLAND! LIBERAL PARTY! PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH

I'm done now.

I almost passed out from laughing too hard.

AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI!!!
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Postby Hecktoria » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:23 am

Sebtopiaris wrote:
Hecktoria wrote:I almost passed out from laughing too hard.

AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI!!!

Are you trying to make me pass out for real?
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Postby Katyuscha » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:26 am

Tufo wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:1. Getting free bread, running an outback steakhouse and petting kangaroos would be cool.
2. We are a continent. Damn straight!
3. Those big hairy spiders'll do that. You gotta watch out for them down in Oz.
4.They're Crocodiles, not alligators.
5. I hate the Liberal party
6. Why Perth? I'm from Brisbane
7. correct wording is Brisbane > everything

Has anyone ever definitively established a difference between Crocodiles and Alligators? They're the same. exact. thing. but with, like, different skin colour or something or whatever it's 02:12 and I'm not at my straightest thinking

You're never thinking straight, in any sense of the word.
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Postby Tufo » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:27 am

Katyuscha wrote:
Tufo wrote:Has anyone ever definitively established a difference between Crocodiles and Alligators? They're the same. exact. thing. but with, like, different skin colour or something or whatever it's 02:12 and I'm not at my straightest thinking

You're never thinking straight, in any sense of the word.

usually the sexual sense, but w/e
Because people don't read signatures...
*sigh*
HEY! LOOK OVER HERE TO THIS ATTRACTIVE, EYE-CATCHING TEXT! I'M THAFOO! GOSH GEE DOES THAT CLEAR THINGS UP.
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Postby Katyuscha » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:30 am

Tufo wrote:
Katyuscha wrote:You're never thinking straight, in any sense of the word.

usually the sexual sense, but w/e

I'm glad you got my joke.
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Postby Tufo » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:32 am

Katyuscha wrote:
Tufo wrote:usually the sexual sense, but w/e

I'm glad you got my joke.

all aboard katy-bus destination quack quack quack quack quack
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HEY! LOOK OVER HERE TO THIS ATTRACTIVE, EYE-CATCHING TEXT! I'M THAFOO! GOSH GEE DOES THAT CLEAR THINGS UP.
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Postby Katyuscha » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:34 am

Tufo wrote:
Katyuscha wrote:I'm glad you got my joke.

all aboard katy-bus destination quack quack quack quack quack

No matter how many times you say that, I won't understand the context.
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Postby Tufo » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:36 am

Katyuscha wrote:
Tufo wrote:all aboard katy-bus destination quack quack quack quack quack

No matter how many times you say that, I won't understand the context.

Neither will I.

They want to take me to the asylum :>
Because people don't read signatures...
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HEY! LOOK OVER HERE TO THIS ATTRACTIVE, EYE-CATCHING TEXT! I'M THAFOO! GOSH GEE DOES THAT CLEAR THINGS UP.
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Postby Katyuscha » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:37 am

Tufo wrote:
Katyuscha wrote:No matter how many times you say that, I won't understand the context.

Neither will I.

They want to take me to the asylum :>

Maybe you'll meet someone nice, there.

I sleep, now.
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Postby Hecktoria » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:37 am

Hecktoria wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI!!!

Are you trying to make me pass out for real?

I probably would've passed out from laughing if tofu had made that rant thing be a few lines longer. I guess that means that all medicine can hurt, if given too much...
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Postby New Maldorainia » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:37 am

Katyuscha wrote:
Tufo wrote:usually the sexual sense, but w/e

I'm glad you got my joke.


Joking in TET? Heresy.
The Walrus God of NS (arch-nemesis to Big Jim), plus a really strange Jewish cowboy libertarian conservative (Fusionism) believe in Laissez-faire free trade capitalism. Most people call me Mal, Mald, or Maldo.
Nanatsu no Tsuki is my Big Sis Grumpy Cat. She calls me Maru.
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Postby Magna Libero » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:39 am

Image

So this is what a tortoise is??

Ooh, a new TET, btw.
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Postby Magna Libero » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:51 am

I killed TET. I'm a horrible person. :(
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Postby Aeken » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:52 am

Magna Libero wrote:I killed TET. I'm a horrible person. :(

Don't feel that bad about it.
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Postby Hecktoria » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:53 am

Magna Libero wrote:I killed TET. I'm a horrible person. :(

I was formulating a posible source of conversation fodder.
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Postby Magna Libero » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:57 am

Aeken wrote:
Magna Libero wrote:I killed TET. I'm a horrible person. :(

Don't feel that bad about it.

But I should feel a little bad about it, right?

Hecktoria wrote:
Magna Libero wrote:I killed TET. I'm a horrible person. :(

I was formulating a posible source of conversation fodder.

I like fodder.
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Postby Aeken » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:57 am

Magna Libero wrote:
Aeken wrote:Don't feel that bad about it.

But I should feel a little bad about it, right?

Probably not.
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Postby New Maldorainia » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:57 am

Aeken wrote:
Magna Libero wrote:I killed TET. I'm a horrible person. :(

Don't feel that bad about it.


That's right that is Aeky's job.
The Walrus God of NS (arch-nemesis to Big Jim), plus a really strange Jewish cowboy libertarian conservative (Fusionism) believe in Laissez-faire free trade capitalism. Most people call me Mal, Mald, or Maldo.
Nanatsu no Tsuki is my Big Sis Grumpy Cat. She calls me Maru.
Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete. ----Rod Serling, from "The Obsolete Man".

Zionist, deal with it.
Economic Left/Right: 8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.28
Your PERSONAL issues Score is 90%
Your ECONOMIC issues Score is 100%
http://www.politicaltest.net/test/result/270530
I side with ... | Political Compass Chart
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Postby Aeken » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:59 am

New Maldorainia wrote:
Aeken wrote:Don't feel that bad about it.


That's right that is Aeky's job.

Sorry. I'm on an apathy break.
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Postby Samford » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:02 am

Tufo wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:Oh come on. I didn't intent to offend you.
Why don't you just mock me to make things even?

*takes a deep breath*

OY I'M A CONVICT WHO STOLE BREAD AND GOT SENT TO GAOL AYE I'LL MAKE AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE (TO THROW SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!) BY AYERS ROCK AND HOPEFULLY ALICE SPRINGS HAS A 'ROO PETTING ZOO WHICH WILL DRUM UP MORE BUSINESS THAN A HAPPY WALLABY. CRIKEY, SOMEONE'S IN THE LOO FOR A LONG TIME! DID A GIANT HAIRY SPIDER GET THEM? CRIKEY! QANTAS! OPERA HOUSE! NEW ZEALAND IS THE TRUE LAND DOWN UNDER! BAZ FROM SHARKNADO! SURFING! CHRIS HEMSWORTH! THAT'S NOT A KNIFE; THIS IS A KNIFE! BIG CORAL REEF! WE'RE A CONTINENT, NOT AN ISLAND! OZ OZ OZ DR. OZ! ABORIGINES! MULTIPARTY DEMOCRACY! TASMANIA! DARWIN! EUCALYPTUS! WILD RAVING ALLIGATOR! SYDNEY > AUCKLAND! LIBERAL PARTY! PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH PERTH



Nah mate Sarmford's the beastest place in Straya
I'm done now.
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Postby Immoren » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:02 am

Tufo wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:1. Getting free bread, running an outback steakhouse and petting kangaroos would be cool.
2. We are a continent. Damn straight!
3. Those big hairy spiders'll do that. You gotta watch out for them down in Oz.
4.They're Crocodiles, not alligators.
5. I hate the Liberal party
6. Why Perth? I'm from Brisbane
7. correct wording is Brisbane > everything

Has anyone ever definitively established a difference between Crocodiles and Alligators? They're the same. exact. thing. but with, like, different skin colour or something or whatever it's 02:12 and I'm not at my straightest thinking

Why nOT consult Wikipedia, or some biology book?
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