The Eternal Thread: We're a Tortoise Now

[Aeken]

Screw the mods, I have money

I have a knife, if they dont take teh money, we'll giv em a kife.

You'll just scratch the screen you're looking at.

[Sebtopiaris]

You are entrapped in insanity's tentacled grasp. Resistance is futile.


ERMAGERD!!! HE'S PSYCHIC!!!

Queensland, Australia.

*grabs gun*
KILL THE WITCH!!!

[Katyuscha]

Hello, Aek.

I've never said hello to you, before. Like, ever.

I think you have. With a slight variation.

Damn. You have a good memory.

Also lel, you used to have energy.

[Tufo]

Queensland, Australia.

*grabs gun*
KILL THE WITCH!!!

OH CRIKEY I'M AN AUSTRALIAN. THROW THE WITCH ON THE BARBIE HOW ABOUT AND FEED HIM TO THE DINGOES. DINGO DINGO DINGO. DUNDEE.

[Aeken]

I think you have. With a slight variation.

Damn. You have a good memory.

Also lel, you used to have energy.

Thanks.

There's nothing to be happy about. Ergo no energy.

[Katyuscha]

Damn. You have a good memory.

Also lel, you used to have energy.

Thanks.

There's nothing to be happy about. Ergo no energy.

I'd try to cheer you up, but you're right.

[Katyuscha]

*grabs gun*
KILL THE WITCH!!!

OH CRIKEY I'M AN AUSTRALIAN. THROW THE WITCH ON THE BARBIE HOW ABOUT AND FEED HIM TO THE DINGOES. DINGO DINGO DINGO. DUNDEE.

OH MAI GOSH. ARE YOU BRITISH?

[Sebtopiaris]

*grabs gun*
KILL THE WITCH!!!

OH CRIKEY I'M AN AUSTRALIAN. THROW THE WITCH ON THE BARBIE HOW ABOUT AND FEED HIM TO THE DINGOES. DINGO DINGO DINGO. DUNDEE.

YOU BLOODY KNOB! I'M GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR LEGS, THROW 'EM ON THE BARBIE AND MAKE 'EM INTO SOME BONZA TUCKER! YOU HEAR ME, YA YANKEE DRONGO?

[Tufo]

OH CRIKEY I'M AN AUSTRALIAN. THROW THE WITCH ON THE BARBIE HOW ABOUT AND FEED HIM TO THE DINGOES. DINGO DINGO DINGO. DUNDEE.

OH MAI GOSH. ARE YOU BRITISH?

OH CRIKEY GIRL I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. HOW ABOUTS YOU MOSEY TO MY OUTBACK RANCH WHERE WE CAN WATCH THE SUN SET ON 'ROOS HOPPING ACROSS AYERS ROCK?

[Tufo]

OH CRIKEY I'M AN AUSTRALIAN. THROW THE WITCH ON THE BARBIE HOW ABOUT AND FEED HIM TO THE DINGOES. DINGO DINGO DINGO. DUNDEE.

YOU BLOODY KNOB! I'M GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR LEGS, THROW 'EM ON THE BARBIE AND MAKE 'EM INTO SOME BONZA TUCKER! YOU HEAR ME, YA YANKEE DRONGO?

YOU'RE GOING TO GAOL.

[Aeken]

Thanks.

There's nothing to be happy about. Ergo no energy.

I'd try to cheer you up, but you're right.

I wonder how long I'll be feeling like this again.

[Katyuscha]

I'd try to cheer you up, but you're right.

I wonder how long I'll be feeling like this again.

Hopefully, not for long. I feel you, though.

[Sebtopiaris]

YOU BLOODY KNOB! I'M GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR LEGS, THROW 'EM ON THE BARBIE AND MAKE 'EM INTO SOME BONZA TUCKER! YOU HEAR ME, YA YANKEE DRONGO?

YOU'RE GOING TO GAOL.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. I'M A BANANA BENDER, YOU SUICIDAL SMACKIE!!!

[Tufo]

I'd try to cheer you up, but you're right.

I wonder how long I'll be feeling like this again.

I only choose to waste energy when it benefits me some way or another. That includes altruism that ends up with me being owed a favour.

[Tufo]

YOU'RE GOING TO GAOL.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. I'M A BANANA BENDER, YOU SUICIDAL SMACKIE!!!

Someone's feisty...

[Katyuscha]

I wonder how long I'll be feeling like this again.

I only choose to waste energy when it benefits me some way or another. That includes altruism that ends up with me being owed a favour.

'Favour'

[Aeken]

I wonder how long I'll be feeling like this again.

I only choose to waste energy when it benefits me some way or another. That includes altruism that ends up with me being owed a favour.

Oh, favors. Those little things.

YOU'RE GOING TO GAOL.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. I'M A BANANA BENDER, YOU SUICIDAL SMACKIE!!!

Not more.

I wonder how long I'll be feeling like this again.

Hopefully, not for long. I feel you, though.

We can only hope.

[Sebtopiaris]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. I'M A BANANA BENDER, YOU SUICIDAL SMACKIE!!!

Someone's feisty...

Don't take it personally, you silly dag. You're just such a figjam that you're probably drunk on cheap grog.

[Tufo]

I only choose to waste energy when it benefits me some way or another. That includes altruism that ends up with me being owed a favour.

'Favour'

It's fun to add the u.

[Tufo]

Someone's feisty...

Don't take it personally, you silly dag. You're just such a figjam that you're probably drunk on cheap grog.

ngung vo lo khuon mat cua ban

[Katyuscha]

'Favour'

It's fun to add the extra u.

I like saying theatre, instead of theater, even though I don't actually refer to them as theatres.

[Hecktoria]

I have a knife, if they dont take teh money, we'll giv em a kife.

You'll just scratch the screen you're looking at.

Shit. You foiled my plan, wait, I have a camra, and could sen, wait wat good would that do?

[Sebtopiaris]

Don't take it personally, you silly dag. You're just such a figjam that you're probably drunk on cheap grog.

ngung vo lo khuon mat cua ban

Ching chong cha.

[Tufo]

ngung vo lo khuon mat cua ban

Ching chong cha.

I'm going to avoid the fact that I find that shockingly racist because of how much I hear it, especially since you're, in a sense, mocking the language of my country, but whatever...

[Sebtopiaris]

Ching chong cha.

I'm going to avoid the fact that I find that shockingly racist because of how much I hear it, especially since you're, in a sense, mocking the language of my country, but whatever...

Oh come on. I didn't intent to offend you.
Why don't you just mock me to make things even?