The Eternal Thread: We're a Tortoise Now

[Kannap]

Every good Christian knows about the amazing Power Point presentations that Jesus gave to his disciples.

With a laser pointer and all.

"Jesus, you point that laser pointer at me one more time and see what happens!" - Judas Iscariot

[Stern des Meeres]

Who won?

She had to go brush her teeth, so me.

Victory!

Who won?

The emoticons.

Plot twist.

[Hurdegaryp]

It's not as if you can escape the barbed tentacles of the Irish Inquisition forever, my dear Gallade.

I survived thirteen attempted sacrifices to the Sun and the Napoleonic wars. I'll try my best to keep on keeping on.

As long as it works, it works. Fate must have misplaced your file in the Abyssic Archives.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

7 or 12, that's too many committees. Do they at least get things done?

Yes, they do, at least at our two churches.

All our committees are somehow related to the happenings of our church. There was briefly a committee that was solely made to decide where our youth mission trip would be this year: New Orleans!

Do you filibuster?

[Ethel mermania]

kim-il whoevers kids will wind up drinking beer and eating baugettes

I'll be getting rid of those unfashionable grey jumpsuits while I'm at it, too.

manellos for the masses!

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

I need to save up some money or something >:|

[Aeken]

Everyone should be dominant.

Nah, that'd make everything rather boring. The fun thing about being dominant is that someone is submissive.

I think it'd be entertaining to see dominants fighting for a submissive.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

With a laser pointer and all.

"Jesus, you point that laser pointer at me one more time and see what happens!" - Judas Iscariot

Judas developed eye problems. That was his whole beef with Jesus. And there was no Obamacare at the time.

[Kannap]

isnt that the miricale on the mount, where jesus presnted without a projector or a laser pointer?

You're confusing that episode with the wedding in Canaan. He went full disco ball mode in that one.

I believe that none of y'all have even read the book.

He dies

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You're confusing that episode with the wedding in Canaan. He went full disco ball mode in that one.

I believe that none of y'all have even read the book.

He dies

You and your damned spoilers. Stop revealing the plot twists.

[Divair]

Nah, that'd make everything rather boring. The fun thing about being dominant is that someone is submissive.

I think it'd be entertaining to see dominants fighting for a submissive.

But.. I already have one.

[Stern des Meeres]

You're confusing that episode with the wedding in Canaan. He went full disco ball mode in that one.

I believe that none of y'all have even read the book.

He dies

Kannap! I was only on chapter 2!

[Lipnitia]

TET: Hell was full so we came back

[Kannap]

Yes, they do, at least at our two churches.

All our committees are somehow related to the happenings of our church. There was briefly a committee that was solely made to decide where our youth mission trip would be this year: New Orleans!

Do you filibuster?

Never. Congregational meetings are attempted to get through to the end as quickly as possible so that we can get to the potluck lunches that follow.

Another love of Presbyterians: potluck lunches and dinners

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

TET: Hell was full so we came back

Hell is never full, kid.

[Ethel mermania]

Yes, they do, at least at our two churches.

All our committees are somehow related to the happenings of our church. There was briefly a committee that was solely made to decide where our youth mission trip would be this year: New Orleans!

Do you filibuster?

not about a trip to new orleans, the food is fantastic

[Lipnitia]

TET: Hell was full so we came back

Hell is never full, kid.

Hell's not real, kid.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Do you filibuster?

Never. Congregational meetings are attempted to get through to the end as quickly as possible so that we can get to the potluck lunches that follow.

Another love of Presbyterians: potluck lunches and dinners

Eh. Can't fault them there. Potluck lunches are dandy.

[Kannap]

I believe that none of y'all have even read the book.

He dies

You and your damned spoilers. Stop revealing the plot twists.

Sorry, I was just so angered at the Romans when I got to that part

He comes back from the dead 3 days later

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Do you filibuster?

not about a trip to new orleans, the food is fantastic

I bet they would, if it were Mardi Gras.

[Kannap]

I believe that none of y'all have even read the book.

He dies

Kannap! I was only on chapter 2!

Sorry, that is a good one too

Pharaoh's son is killed by the Angel of Death

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You and your damned spoilers. Stop revealing the plot twists.

Sorry, I was just so angered at the Romans when I got to that part

He comes back from the dead 3 days later

Contact the Vatican then. Tell them you can write a better plot than them evangelists.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Hell is never full, kid.

Hell's not real, kid.

Clearly you've never been to East St. Louis.

[Dyakovo]

You and your damned spoilers. Stop revealing the plot twists.

Sorry, I was just so angered at the Romans when I got to that part

He comes back from the dead 3 days later

The most disappointing part of the book.

[Kannap]

Never. Congregational meetings are attempted to get through to the end as quickly as possible so that we can get to the potluck lunches that follow.

Another love of Presbyterians: potluck lunches and dinners

Eh. Can't fault them there. Potluck lunches are dandy.

It's a sin they don't happen more often.

Our record for fastest Congregational meeting is a quick 25 seconds

Pastor: -talks quickly about whatever we were voting on- All for, say aye
Everyone: Aye
Pastor: All opposed?
Everybody: -silence-
Pastor: That was quick, now lets go eat.