Gentlemen, BEHOLD! The Eternal Thread.

[Napkiraly]

Soon I shall become the King of Scotland after all the toil and trouble I've been through to get my family in the right position and the right time.

[Ethel mermania]

just like anything else in life, it takes practice.

But I don't have enough money for that.

drink crappy booze.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

I just had to wrestle my damn dog into my grandparents room, now that my cousin is here the two don't have to see each other.

Damn mutt....My cousin is cute though

[Gallade]

Wouldn't this be easier if we just used a normal chat application?

No. The point of this thread is to have a place to chat at the pace of a thread. There are plenty of other sites with chat rooms if that is more your thing.

[Gallade]

Soon I shall become the King of Scotland after all the toil and trouble I've been through to get my family in the right position and the right time.

This will surely affect my place in the line of succession.

[Katyuscha]

Soon I shall become the King of Scotland after all the toil and trouble I've been through to get my family in the right position and the right time.

This will surely affect my place in the line of succession.

Don't worry. We're sneaking you into the Breton throne, as we speak

[Gallade]

This will surely affect my place in the line of succession.

Don't worry. We're sneaking you into the Breton throne, as we speak

High Rock shall be mine!

[Katyuscha]

Don't worry. We're sneaking you into the Breton throne, as we speak

High Rock shall be mine!

You'll need an army, milady.

[Big Jim P]

I was bored once, so I decided to randomly travel across my country during one night. So I just got on a train and headed north. I exited the train after several stations and found myself in a small town that I had been in only once as a small child. I went to a pedestrians-only zone and entered a bar. While being there, I met some new friends: most of them were in their 30s and drunk. I noticed that some of those drunkards were very jeallous of my drinking skills, as I had been drinking quickly. Not that I got drunk, in fact I didn't have any problems returning to my city. All in all, we had a mediocre small party back then. I only wonder who paid all the drinks we drank, as I didn't pay anything.

Traveled across your whole country in one night?

[Dremaur]

I was bored once, so I decided to randomly travel across my country during one night. So I just got on a train and headed north. I exited the train after several stations and found myself in a small town that I had been in only once as a small child. I went to a pedestrians-only zone and entered a bar. While being there, I met some new friends: most of them were in their 30s and drunk. I noticed that some of those drunkards were very jeallous of my drinking skills, as I had been drinking quickly. Not that I got drunk, in fact I didn't have any problems returning to my city. All in all, we had a mediocre small party back then. I only wonder who paid all the drinks we drank, as I didn't pay anything.

Are you part Irish?

[Gallade]

High Rock shall be mine!

You'll need an army, milady.

Not to worry. After years of fooling people into believing I'm a nice person I have amassed a decent following.

[Liberonscien]

Yes, yes it is.

For a civilised nation you people have some of the oddest, witchdoctor-esque holidays.

St Tibs day is nice.

[Divair]

I was bored once, so I decided to randomly travel across my country during one night. So I just got on a train and headed north. I exited the train after several stations and found myself in a small town that I had been in only once as a small child. I went to a pedestrians-only zone and entered a bar. While being there, I met some new friends: most of them were in their 30s and drunk. I noticed that some of those drunkards were very jeallous of my drinking skills, as I had been drinking quickly. Not that I got drunk, in fact I didn't have any problems returning to my city. All in all, we had a mediocre small party back then. I only wonder who paid all the drinks we drank, as I didn't pay anything.

Traveled across your whole country in one night?

Very possible in some countries. Takes about six hours to drive from the north to the south of Israel, for example.

[Napkiraly]

Soon I shall become the King of Scotland after all the toil and trouble I've been through to get my family in the right position and the right time.

This will surely affect my place in the line of succession.

I can get you Norway if you'd like. Or would Denmark be preferable?

[Big Jim P]

Traveled across your whole country in one night?

Very possible in some countries. Takes about six hours to drive from the north to the south of Israel, for example.

I know. Still funny. You can't even do that in my home STATE.

[Gallade]

Traveled across your whole country in one night?

Very possible in some countries. Takes about six hours to drive from the north to the south of Israel, for example.

Only about 4 for Ireland.

[Katyuscha]

You'll need an army, milady.

Not to worry. After years of fooling people into believing I'm a nice person I have amassed a decent following.

Good, though we should discuss this somewhere more secretive. Can't have prying ears learning in and ruining all we've worked for.

[Divair]

Very possible in some countries. Takes about six hours to drive from the north to the south of Israel, for example.

Only about 4 for Ireland.

Doesn't seem possible. Ireland is four times larger.

[Katyuscha]

Very possible in some countries. Takes about six hours to drive from the north to the south of Israel, for example.

Only about 4 for Ireland.

Takes days, here.

[Gallade]

Only about 4 for Ireland.

Doesn't seem possible. Ireland is four times larger.

Cork to Belfast is 4 hours on the motorway.

[Divair]

Doesn't seem possible. Ireland is four times larger.

Cork to Belfast is 4 hours on the motorway.

How odd. Must be far more efficient highways, then.

[Katyuscha]

Cork to Belfast is 4 hours on the motorway.

How odd. Must be far more efficient highways, then.

They're preparing for something, methinks.

[Gallade]

How odd. Must be far more efficient highways, then.

They're preparing for something, methinks.

Containment of NI has failed. Purge! Purge! Purge!

[Katyuscha]

They're preparing for something, methinks.

Containment of NI has failed. Purge! Purge! Purge!

It'll be as if they never existed.

[Gallade]

Containment of NI has failed. Purge! Purge! Purge!

It'll be as if they never existed.

32 counties? There were never 32 counties! Just the 26 and a smoking crater!