TET XCVIII: Hey! The last one wasn't to 500 yet! :(

[Uieurnthlaal]

I look around a year younger with short hair. I'd probably look even younger if I was shorter.

Short hair did the opposite for me. I looked younger with long hair. I'm thinking about cutting mine even shorter soon.

As in how short?

[Hathradic States]

Shit, nigga, I do that sober.

Tofu drunk TGs just about every male in TET.

I used to do that to the women back in the Old Days.


Heh...yeah, works well until they realize they aren't the only one, then jealousy ensues.

[The Pecheneg Republic]

If you consider me telling the truth to be "sucking up to everybody else".

Well, saying it multiple times usually is.


Then again, I only lavish compliments on someone when I want to sleep with them, so maybe I look at things differently.

This here, this is a reasonable man.

[Stern des Meeres]

Short hair did the opposite for me. I looked younger with long hair. I'm thinking about cutting mine even shorter soon.

As in how short?

Short short. Very short.

[Aeken]

Shit, nigga, I do that sober.

Tofu drunk TGs just about every male in TET.

They're not bad.

[Uieurnthlaal]

As in how short?

Short short. Very short.

Shorter than 4 inches?

[The Serbian Empire]

Shit, nigga, I do that sober.

Tofu drunk TGs just about every male in TET.

I am the only one not attractive enough to get drunk TGs. It feels good to be as ugly as an ogre for once.

[Inventio]

Did anyone else get a Sherlock quote from that post?

I did. Fortunately, Tofu just lowers TET's collective maturity, not it's collective IQ.

Are you sure? Tofu is here, and that apostrophe in "its" wasn't needed.
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[Thafoo]

It's like the maturity of TET drops a year or two collectively when the Tofu enters.

I agree.

That's a gross exaggeration and you know this.

[Leningrad Union]

Tofu drunk TGs just about every male in TET.

I am the only one not attractive enough to get drunk TGs. It feels good to be as ugly as an ogre for once.

I remember that one TG he sent me...

[Stern des Meeres]

Short short. Very short.

Shorter than 4 inches?

Somewhere around there.

[Liberonscien]

Shit, nigga, I do that sober.

Tofu drunk TGs just about every male in TET.

He hasn't drunk TGed me yet. I feel left out.

[Qazox]

Shit, nigga, I do that sober.

Tofu drunk TGs just about every male in TET.

Not me.... (and dont start Thafoo)

[Inventio]

Tofu drunk TGs just about every male in TET.

I am the only one not attractive enough to get drunk TGs. It feels good to be as ugly as an ogre for once.

None of the girls get them either, thank God.

[Hathradic States]

Well, saying it multiple times usually is.


Then again, I only lavish compliments on someone when I want to sleep with them, so maybe I look at things differently.

Wait, how is complimenting somebody only when you want to fuck them NOT sucking up to them?

Because I have a self-serving goal, instead of trying to make someone feel good. Ergo, I am serving myself instead of them.


Yeah, I'm a bad person, so fucking what?

[The Pecheneg Republic]

I am the only one not attractive enough to get drunk TGs. It feels good to be as ugly as an ogre for once.

None of the girls get them either, thank God.

Woo!

[Inventio]

I agree.

That's a gross exaggeration and you know this.

It only drops 6 months to a year?

[Liberonscien]

Well, saying it multiple times usually is.


Then again, I only lavish compliments on someone when I want to sleep with them, so maybe I look at things differently.

This here, this is a reasonable man.

Smart man.

[Aelbica]

omg and I was in the middle of making that post.

Anyways I'm just gonna say hi to everyone, I'm not new to role playing or NS - I was active on the boards often around 2005-2007 as New Brittonia, made somewhat of a comeback in 2012 as The Dominion of Nova Scotia, and now I'm trying to be as active as I can on these boards while juggling the last couple years of my undergrad degree.

So yeah, here I am, trying to be back and active (or as active as I can.)

[Stern des Meeres]

I am the only one not attractive enough to get drunk TGs. It feels good to be as ugly as an ogre for once.

None of the girls get them either, thank God.

Well, I've gotten drunk TGs from him. But yeah, it's not like he was hitting on me, luckily. Just misspelled words and lots of caps lock.

[Uieurnthlaal]

Shorter than 4 inches?

Somewhere around there.

So, you'll end up with shorter hair than me.

[Grenartia]

Lanos hon come and be a dear and lay some pipe

I'm not gay bro. I ain't laying pipe with men.

You say that like there's something wrong about that.

Well, saying it multiple times usually is.


Then again, I only lavish compliments on someone when I want to sleep with them, so maybe I look at things differently.

This here, this is a reasonable man.

Except, you know, giving compliments so somebody will fuck you IS sucking up to them.

[Liberonscien]

I agree.

That's a gross exaggeration and you know this.

True. It is only eleven months.

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

This guy has sexy eyes. (and that's coming from a straight person)

[The Republic of Lanos]

I'm not gay bro. I ain't laying pipe with men.

You say that like there's something wrong about that.

I'm not Thafoo's bitch.