TET XCVIII: Hey! The last one wasn't to 500 yet! :(

[The Serbian Empire]

The return of Hath changes less than the return of let's say Thafoo. Whoo, the TET changes drastically after Thafoo returned.

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

It's like the maturity of TET drops a year or two collectively when the Tofu enters.

[Grenartia]

Aure already knows I think she looks good. But I'll say it again for emphasis.

So...everybody on this thread still sucks up to everybody else?

Nice to know nothing changes when Hath leaves.

If you consider me telling the truth to be "sucking up to everybody else".

[The Pecheneg Republic]

Yeah, you do. A little.

It's a condition that I have unfortunately.

I just tell it like it is. No offense

[Hathradic States]

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

He is worse then you when drunk, all you did was hit on Dya.

Shit, nigga, I do that sober.

[Stern des Meeres]

And I look 11. *shrug*
I'm kinda used to it, so it doesn't bother me.

I'd say we look the same age!

I can deal with looking 13. That's only a year off.

[The Republic of Lanos]

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

Bitch please.

[Uieurnthlaal]

VFFS?

Also, I'm not happy how I look because I look like a 13 year old.

And I look 11. *shrug*
I'm kinda used to it, so it doesn't bother me.

I look around a year younger with short hair. I'd probably look even younger if I was shorter.

[The Pecheneg Republic]

Yeah, you do. A little.

My beard makes people assume I am older then I am.

What do beards feel like?

[3 State Alliance]

no we don't

oui vous faites

not at all, and easy with the parley vous francie - some of us didn't take french immersion

[Thafoo]

The return of Hath changes less than the return of let's say Thafoo. Whoo, the TET changes drastically after Thafoo returned.

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

especially if they're as hawt as you <3

[Hathradic States]

So...everybody on this thread still sucks up to everybody else?

Nice to know nothing changes when Hath leaves.

If you consider me telling the truth to be "sucking up to everybody else".

Well, saying it multiple times usually is.


Then again, I only lavish compliments on someone when I want to sleep with them, so maybe I look at things differently.

[Inventio]

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

It's like the maturity of TET drops a year or two collectively when the Tofu enters.

Did anyone else get a Sherlock quote from that post?

[Stern des Meeres]

And I look 11. *shrug*
I'm kinda used to it, so it doesn't bother me.

I look around a year younger with short hair. I'd probably look even younger if I was shorter.

Short hair did the opposite for me. I looked younger with long hair. I'm thinking about cutting mine even shorter soon.

[New Maldorainia]

My beard makes people assume I am older then I am.

What do beards feel like?

I dunno, just sorta there, I play with it when I am bored, or not paying attention, because it makes it look like I am paying attention.

[Leningrad Union]

It's a condition that I have unfortunately.

I just tell it like it is. No offense

None taken at all! I just don't like when people call me gay or fag even though I'm completely straight.

[Thafoo]

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

Bitch please.

Lanos hon come and be a dear and lay some pipe

[Auremena]

Once again, that was a Wednesday.Side profile is horrendous. The wig helps too.
Profile view on the left, on the right is VFFS done by a friend

VFFS?
Also, I'm not happy how I look because I look like a 13 year old.

Virtual FFS. Photoshopped basically, but to surgical procedures that can be done for FFS (facial feminization surgery)

Once again, that was a Wednesday.Side profile is horrendous. The wig helps too.
Profile view on the left, on the right is VFFS done by a friend

From the side you look sort of half way, but, if this is any comfort, when I saw the first picture of you, the first thing that popped into my head was that you look a lot like my aunt.

Who is like 50 I guess?

Overall, my jaw is just very masculine. Runs in the family. And the brow ridge being all fucked up too; usually women have vertical foreheads that round back at the hairline or so, but men's just go straight back. My brow rigde is so massive it goes back, is vertical for a short while, and then slightly reverses and becomes concave until the hairline. Once again, runs in the family. And will require a type 3 forehead reconstruction.

My lips are about the only feminine thing on my face.

[New Maldorainia]

He is worse then you when drunk, all you did was hit on Dya.

Shit, nigga, I do that sober.

Tofu drunk TGs just about every male in TET.

[Hathradic States]

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

especially if they're as hawt as you <3

I will stab you, and feed you to my puppy.

[Uieurnthlaal]

It's like the maturity of TET drops a year or two collectively when the Tofu enters.

Did anyone else get a Sherlock quote from that post?

I did. Fortunately, Tofu just lowers TET's collective maturity, not it's collective IQ.

[The Serbian Empire]

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

especially if they're as hawt as you <3

And it still leaves me as the resident ogre of TET. I merely am kept alive to prove that a person can look like they've been mauled by a shovel and rant on YouTube.

[The Republic of Lanos]

Bitch please.

Lanos hon come and be a dear and lay some pipe

I'm not gay bro. I ain't laying pipe with men.

[Grenartia]

If you consider me telling the truth to be "sucking up to everybody else".

Well, saying it multiple times usually is.


Then again, I only lavish compliments on someone when I want to sleep with them, so maybe I look at things differently.

Wait, how is complimenting somebody only when you want to fuck them NOT sucking up to them?

[Liberonscien]

No man is safe when Thafoo returns.

It's like the maturity of TET drops a year or two collectively when the Tofu enters.

I agree.

[Leningrad Union]

VFFS?
Also, I'm not happy how I look because I look like a 13 year old.

Virtual FFS. Photoshopped basically, but to surgical procedures that can be done for FFS (facial feminization surgery)

From the side you look sort of half way, but, if this is any comfort, when I saw the first picture of you, the first thing that popped into my head was that you look a lot like my aunt.

Who is like 50 I guess?

Overall, my jaw is just very masculine. Runs in the family. And the brow ridge being all fucked up too; usually women have vertical foreheads that round back at the hairline or so, but men's just go straight back. My brow rigde is so massive it goes back, is vertical for a short while, and then slightly reverses and becomes concave until the hairline. Once again, runs in the family. And will require a type 3 forehead reconstruction.

My lips are about the only feminine thing on my face.

Are you Scandinavian by any chance? We have the manliest jaws..