TET: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

[Divair]

You should've learned your lesson after your nagging forced people to hear me.

I'll nag as much as I can.

But then you end up listening to voices like mine that make you want to tear your ears out.

[Aeken]

I'll nag as much as I can.

But then you end up listening to voices like mine that make you want to tear your ears out.

Yours wasn't one of them.

[Coffee Cakes]

That's what they all say.

*plots*

On an unrelated note, fuck you math.

Hehehe

[Divair]

But then you end up listening to voices like mine that make you want to tear your ears out.

Yours wasn't one of them.

Damn.

[Uieurnthlaal]

In what way?

I have a genetic disorder where puberty is delayed so I'm 17 and still going through it.

What is the disorder called?

[Leningrad Union]

I have a genetic disorder where puberty is delayed so I'm 17 and still going through it.

What is the disorder called?

I honestly don't remember but it runs in my dad's family and it is ultra-recessive.

[Uieurnthlaal]

What is the disorder called?

I honestly don't remember but it runs in my dad's family and it is ultra-recessive.

Remember how Orangutang advised you to draw punnett squares? You could start there. Of course, you would have to do a genetic test of your girlfriend, but what's a few hundred dollars for science?

[Leningrad Union]

I honestly don't remember but it runs in my dad's family and it is ultra-recessive.

Remember how Orangutang advised you to draw punnett squares? You could start there. Of course, you would have to do a genetic test of your girlfriend, but what's a few hundred dollars for science?

That's what I was thinking.

There will be more chances for genetic diseases because we are Ashkenazi.

[Aeken]

Yours wasn't one of them.

Damn.

Oh?

In what way?

I have a genetic disorder where puberty is delayed so I'm 17 and still going through it.

No wonder you looked young.

*plots*

On an unrelated note, fuck you math.

Hehehe

[Arglorand]

Div, explain to me, how has you dating Stattr escalated this rapidly to the point where you're engaged, because gawds, but I feel confused.

Well, you see, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a pig. This pig was turned into bacon. I ate the bacon. It was delicious. Did I mention I had a cup of tea as well? That was delicious too. Although you'd all find it disgusting how much sugar I put in my tea (to be fair, I don't eat candy, so it balances out. Or something.)

who the hell would mix tea and bacon?

[Divair]

Damn.

Oh?

Making my self-hatred job hard.

[Divair]

Well, you see, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a pig. This pig was turned into bacon. I ate the bacon. It was delicious. Did I mention I had a cup of tea as well? That was delicious too. Although you'd all find it disgusting how much sugar I put in my tea (to be fair, I don't eat candy, so it balances out. Or something.)

who the hell would mix tea and bacon?

[Coffee Cakes]

Hehehe

How's the day been otherwise?

[Aeken]

Oh?

Making my self-hatred job hard.

Maybe you should quit that job.

[Divair]

Making my self-hatred job hard.

Maybe you should quit that job.

Nah.

[Leningrad Union]

I'm cracking up. There is this guy on Facebook who always has the new consoles and iphones and he posted: "fuck capitalism"

[Uieurnthlaal]

Remember how Orangutang advised you to draw punnett squares? You could start there. Of course, you would have to do a genetic test of your girlfriend, but what's a few hundred dollars for science?

That's what I was thinking.

There will be more chances for genetic diseases because we are Ashkenazi.

On a somewhat related note, what's the antonym of "perks"?

[Leningrad Union]

That's what I was thinking.

There will be more chances for genetic diseases because we are Ashkenazi.

On a somewhat related note, what's the antonym of "perks"?

Downsides?

[Coffee Cakes]

I'm cracking up. There is this guy on Facebook who always has the new consoles and iphones and he posted: "fuck capitalism"

[Uieurnthlaal]

Maybe you should quit that job.

Nah.

You've already barely been putting in the effort for the past few weeks. I suggest you find a new career. This one isn't for you.

[Divair]

Nah.

You've already barely been putting in the effort for the past few weeks. I suggest you find a new career. This one isn't for you.

I've just been posting less.

[Aeken]

I'm cracking up. There is this guy on Facebook who always has the new consoles and iphones and he posted: "fuck capitalism"

The hypocrisy.

Maybe you should quit that job.

Nah.

*sigh*

Very well.

[Uieurnthlaal]

On a somewhat related note, what's the antonym of "perks"?

Downsides?

There's always that, but I'm thinking of a one-syllable word. One to complete the analogy, pros are to cons as perks are to _________.
But it doesn't matter. 'Tis the [insert of opposite of perk] of being Ashkenazi.

[Aeken]

How's the day been otherwise?

Normal. How's it been for you?

[Leningrad Union]

Downsides?

There's always that, but I'm thinking of a one-syllable word. One to complete the analogy, pros are to cons as perks are to _________.
But it doesn't matter. 'Tis the [insert of opposite of perk] of being Ashkenazi.

The same genes that make us smarter give our kids tay Sachs. :'(