His name creeps into my mind every few weeks.
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by Vareiln » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:35 pm
Divair wrote:Vaxon wrote:TG from Cheri: "I'm falling for Maldo...he is so romantic and deep, he really loves me. Yes I know about the age difference but it doesn't matter to me he's so nice. I still like you though and I'd love to be your friend but I don't think you were cut out to be my NSBF. I'm really sorry if I hurt you, but you'll find someone, it's better if you find a real girlfriend, not one online. We can still be friends though, and that's pretty valuable."
My chest feels weird. Why do I suddenly feel like going on a murderspree?
So much for Maldo claiming to be asexual.

by New haven america » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:35 pm
DesAnges wrote:Vaxon wrote:TG from Cheri: "I'm falling for Maldo...he is so romantic and deep, he really loves me. Yes I know about the age difference but it doesn't matter to me he's so nice. I still like you though and I'd love to be your friend but I don't think you were cut out to be my NSBF. I'm really sorry if I hurt you, but you'll find someone, it's better if you find a real girlfriend, not one online. We can still be friends though, and that's pretty valuable."
My chest feels weird. Why do I suddenly feel like going on a murderspree?
Fuck, brother. I feel for you there.


by Luxew » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:35 pm

by Vaxon » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:35 pm
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."
-A Mack Saying.

by Uieurnthlaal » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:36 pm

by New haven america » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:36 pm
Vaxon wrote:TG from Cheri: "I'm falling for Maldo...he is so romantic and deep, he really loves me. Yes I know about the age difference but it doesn't matter to me he's so nice. I still like you though and I'd love to be your friend but I don't think you were cut out to be my NSBF. I'm really sorry if I hurt you, but you'll find someone, it's better if you find a real girlfriend, not one online. We can still be friends though, and that's pretty valuable."
My chest feels weird. Why do I suddenly feel like going on a murderspree?


by Aeken » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:36 pm
New haven america wrote:Vaxon wrote:TG from Cheri: "I'm falling for Maldo...he is so romantic and deep, he really loves me. Yes I know about the age difference but it doesn't matter to me he's so nice. I still like you though and I'd love to be your friend but I don't think you were cut out to be my NSBF. I'm really sorry if I hurt you, but you'll find someone, it's better if you find a real girlfriend, not one online. We can still be friends though, and that's pretty valuable."
My chest feels weird. Why do I suddenly feel like going on a murderspree?

by New Maldorainia » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:36 pm

by Uieurnthlaal » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:36 pm

by Immoren » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:36 pm
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

by New haven america » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:37 pm

by Vaxon » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:37 pm
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."
-A Mack Saying.

by Ethel mermania » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:37 pm
Divair wrote:Vaxon wrote:TG from Cheri: "I'm falling for Maldo...he is so romantic and deep, he really loves me. Yes I know about the age difference but it doesn't matter to me he's so nice. I still like you though and I'd love to be your friend but I don't think you were cut out to be my NSBF. I'm really sorry if I hurt you, but you'll find someone, it's better if you find a real girlfriend, not one online. We can still be friends though, and that's pretty valuable."
My chest feels weird. Why do I suddenly feel like going on a murderspree?
So much for Maldo claiming to be asexual.

by Novia Soviet Socialist Republic » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:38 pm

by New Maldorainia » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:38 pm
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