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Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:44 pm**

New Maldorainia wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Gotta love that new TET smell.

Prefer Krispy Kreme.

And your pancreas is going, "Ah, fuck, not again!"

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:44 pm**

New Maldorainia wrote:Seito is Maud?

I understood it as Seito was you. Oh God.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:45 pm**

Taoju wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
My brain... I think I just felt it explode.
I came *this* close too many times to count to asking on that...
I'm just like... confused as fuck right now.

Sorry. I'm so sorry...

I'm in tears, shaking, and practically crapping my pants. I feel awful. I feel unworthy. I'm sorry.

Tell me you're still Canadian!

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:45 pm**

New Maldorainia wrote:Seito is Maud?

Apparently.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:45 pm**

Thafoo wrote:
Darwinish Brentsylvania wrote:So, now that the new thread's up, what should we talk about

There's sort of a hot topic here right now...?

okay, got it

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:45 pm**

New Maldorainia wrote:Seito is Maud?

Yes.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:45 pm**

Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro wrote:
Thafoo wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=275953&p=18047361#p18047361

The new hot topic, apparently. Maud did something big! He's Taoju! He's going to stop lying, because I convinced him to in advance!

1. thafoo is an angel 2. it's impossible to be mad at seitonjin 3. Brazilian Portuguese's phonology (where coda l = w sound) made me think Maud meant Mald (as in Maldo) and I went batshit insane

Imagine: narcissistic, borderline-compulsive-liar, self-centered, insane Tofu- the one who convinced Maud/Seito to be honest in his life. I know, right?

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:45 pm**

Qazox wrote:
Taoju wrote:
Hello. You all may know me as Seito or Taoju. That I am a stuck up, pretentious fellow. But I must shed that mask.

Masks.

I hate them. I lie to myself every night because of them. I cry because of them. I feel pain because of them. I create them all in a sad and sorry effort to make myself presentable to the public eye. I wish to stop this. I don't know when I started doing this, and see no importance in finding the cause of this. But here, on this wonderful website called Nation States, I made a mask.

This mask was named none other than Maudlnya.

I appologize to all who I have lied to on this site. I have lied about every single detail of my life through that mask. I even lied to my love. Coffee Cakes.

I have lied to you all. Cheated you all. And I know no amount of apologies can make up for what I have done. Especially to you, Ben. It hurts me to lie. It hurts me to tell the truth for once. I am sorry... Sorry for all these lies.

I wish to change.

I wish to be more honest to all of you whom I adore.

I vow not to make masks and hide under them in cowardice.

I vow to change myself.

I'm sorry. But I give my buggest apologies to my love.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will change. I will be myself from now on. No lies. Just good ole me.

... Sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you.

Thank you for the honesty.

No no, thank you for your understanding.

With Teeth wrote:
Taoju wrote:Thank you...

Guys, I'm actually crying.

You inspired me to post my own confession.

I understand you.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

Convuluted wrote:
New Maldorainia wrote:
I spy a wild Convy!!!!!!!!

*smiles and blushes as you kiss me*

How are you?

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

With Teeth wrote:
Taoju wrote:Sorry. I'm so sorry...

I'm in tears, shaking, and practically crapping my pants. I feel awful. I feel unworthy. I'm sorry.

Tell me you're still Canadian!

That's...pleasant :blink:

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

With Teeth wrote:I have a confession to make as well. My first time on NSG was in 2009, when I was a lot younger and emotional. I was a young kid who was going through some difficult events in my life, and because of my terrible and embarrassing behavior on the site, I was eventually made DOS. If the moderators want to do something about this, then they can go ahead, but I feel as if I'm a completely different person. I just want to let them know.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

Thafoo wrote:
Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro wrote:1. thafoo is an angel 2. it's impossible to be mad at seitonjin 3. Brazilian Portuguese's phonology (where coda l = w sound) made me think Maud meant Mald (as in Maldo) and I went batshit insane

Imagine: narcissistic, borderline-compulsive-liar, self-centered, insane Tofu- the one who convinced Maud/Seito to be honest in his life. I know, right?

You've repented.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

With Teeth wrote:
Taoju wrote:Sorry. I'm so sorry...

I'm in tears, shaking, and practically crapping my pants. I feel awful. I feel unworthy. I'm sorry.

Tell me you're still Canadian!

I still am~

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
New Maldorainia wrote:
Prefer Krispy Kreme.

And your pancreas is going, "Ah, fuck, not again!"

Love you too.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

New Maldorainia wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:And your pancreas is going, "Ah, fuck, not again!"

Love you too.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

Taoju wrote:
With Teeth wrote:
Tell me you're still Canadian!

I still am~

When I said I didn't understand, I meant that I don't see the big deal if you're Maud.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:46 pm**

New Maldorainia wrote:
Convuluted wrote:*smiles and blushes as you kiss me*

How are you?

I'm fine, I'm being awesome like always

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:47 pm**

Taoju wrote:Sorry. I'm so sorry...

I'm in tears, shaking, and practically crapping my pants. I feel awful. I feel unworthy. I'm sorry.

We probably all know you had your very important our reasons.

I still absolutely love you just as much. :kiss:

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:47 pm**

With Teeth wrote:
With Teeth wrote:I have a confession to make as well. My first time on NSG was in 2009, when I was a lot younger and emotional. I was a young kid who was going through some difficult events in my life, and because of my terrible and embarrassing behavior on the site, I was eventually made DOS. If the moderators want to do something about this, then they can go ahead, but I feel as if I'm a completely different person. I just want to let them know.

Typhalactas, correct?

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:47 pm**

With Teeth wrote:I have a confession to make as well. My first time on NSG was in 2009, when I was a lot younger and emotional. I was a young kid who was going through some difficult events in my life, and because of my terrible and embarrassing behavior on the site, I was eventually made DOS. If the moderators want to do something about this, then they can go ahead, but I feel as if I'm a completely different person. I just want to let them know.

I just want to say that if the mods don't end up forgiving you, then I'm going to miss you very much. You're a good person.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:47 pm**

Qazox wrote:
New Maldorainia wrote:Seito is Maud?

Yes.

Not all that shocked.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:47 pm**

Taoju wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
My brain... I think I just felt it explode.
I came *this* close too many times to count to asking on that...
I'm just like... confused as fuck right now.

Sorry. I'm so sorry...

I'm in tears, shaking, and practically crapping my pants. I feel awful. I feel unworthy. I'm sorry.

I'm not mad.
Just curious... why did you feel you had to do that?

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:47 pm**

New Maldorainia wrote:
Convuluted wrote:*smiles and blushes as you kiss me*

How are you?

Awesome, comfy and relaxed

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:47 pm**

Vareiln wrote:
With Teeth wrote:

Typhalactas, correct?

Typh was never DOS. I'm talking way back in 2009.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:48 pm**

Thafoo wrote:
With Teeth wrote:I have a confession to make as well. My first time on NSG was in 2009, when I was a lot younger and emotional. I was a young kid who was going through some difficult events in my life, and because of my terrible and embarrassing behavior on the site, I was eventually made DOS. If the moderators want to do something about this, then they can go ahead, but I feel as if I'm a completely different person. I just want to let them know.

I just want to say that if the mods don't end up forgiving you, then I'm going to miss you very much. You're a good person.

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