TET: Now With Giant Isopods!

[Gallade]

Ah, I'm not that blessed. I'm only a 34C.

36A.

Well, then. Lian is a very interesting person...

Why thank you! o/

You're already ridiculously pretty, Lian. If you had large breasts it just wouldn't be fair on the rest of us.

[Ionian Knights]

ah, damn...

Even when I try to do something right, I fuck it up.

[Immoren]

ah, damn...

Even when I try to do something right, I fuck it up.

LEsson is to never try.

[Ethel mermania]

doesnt houston have a subway?

Maybe, I try to avoid going there.

fair point, but i am sure they are doing it too.

[Novo Portugal]

ah, damn...

Even when I try to do something right, I fuck it up.

LEsson is to never try.

What a terrible lesson

[Morlodania]

Well, then. Lian is a very interesting person...

Why thank you! o/

You are welcome.

36A.


Why thank you! o/

You're already ridiculously pretty, Lian. If you had large breasts it just wouldn't be fair on the rest of us.

This is true...

[Ionian Knights]

ah, damn...

Even when I try to do something right, I fuck it up.

LEsson is to never try.

Then when it does work, I won't, because I did not try....

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

Well what i take from all this, apart for all the knowledge, is that you move as fast as hell, and that you're DANGEROUS!!!!

I've yet to see a martial art that objectively doesn't work. In most cases, it's the person who just doesn't understand how it works, or how to train properly for self-defense. cx Most people are content with their safety gear, touch-point scoring system and controlled environments. I always tell my students that if they want to be able to use it, they have to start by training in real fighting situations. cx I put students against each other, or have them take on multiple students who just shove them around. It's a learning building process.

First we must build on the basics (power, speed, technique), then we build confidence and functionality by actually testing it in a real fight. Then we can filter out what works and what doesn't. Every person will want to fight with their own style, so this is very important. Forms and techniques are nice, but unless you have the peace of mind to analyze while in a real life situation, or the reaction time needed, your training is in vain. cx In Chinese martial arts we also have a principle called "wei wu wei", or "doing-not doing". This means to practice to the extent that your moves become second nature. If you still have to think before acting, then it is not natural, and you are still too slow. Train harder! Your fighting should be as natural as breathing or walking. Don't think! Just do! cx

[Napkiraly]

Why would you even touch the railing? They are covered in dirt and grime.

As a frequent user of public transportation, I've come to accept the fact that my hands will always be filthy out and about in the city so we may as well grab with wild abandon.

I've pretty much gotten use to the smell of human urine after a year and a half in London. Public transit on Saturday mornings, ahhhh the sweet smells of human waste.

[Ionian Knights]

I have snow day
I go back to bed at 5:40, figuring I'll get a hold of Statt around 9am
Statt gets on at 5:45, while I spend the next 2 and half hours in bed, thinking of her
Now she's probably mad at me still

[Morlodania]

I have snow day
I go back to bed at 5:40, figuring I'll get a hold of Statt around 9am
Statt gets on at 5:45, while I spend the next 2 and half hours in bed, thinking of her
Now she's probably mad at me still

Don't be sad, Ion.

[Novo Portugal]

Well what i take from all this, apart for all the knowledge, is that you move as fast as hell, and that you're DANGEROUS!!!!

I've yet to see a martial art that objectively doesn't work. In most cases, it's the person who just doesn't understand how it works, or how to train properly for self-defense. cx Most people are content with their safety gear, touch-point scoring system and controlled environments. I always tell my students that if they want to be able to use it, they have to start by training in real fighting situations. cx I put students against each other, or have them take on multiple students who just shove them around. It's a learning building process.

First we must build on the basics (power, speed, technique), then we build confidence and functionality by actually testing it in a real fight. Then we can filter out what works and what doesn't. Every person will want to fight with their own style, so this is very important. Forms and techniques are nice, but unless you have the peace of mind to analyze while in a real life situation, or the reaction time needed, your training is in vain. cx In Chinese martial arts we also have a principle called "wei wu wei", or "doing-not doing". This means to practice to the extent that your moves become second nature. If you still have to think before acting, then it is not natural, and you are still too slow. Train harder! Your fighting should be as natural as breathing or walking. Don't think! Just do! cx

Well the only martial art i'I've tried was Judo xD and it was at school. I kicked ass, but my size also helped.
Maybe one day i'll go to Japan and you'll teach me how to be like Kung Fu Panda

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

Well the only martial art i'I've tried was Judo xD and it was at school. I kicked ass, but my size also helped.
Maybe one day i'll go to Japan and you'll teach me how to be like Kung Fu Panda

Judo is ridiculous. I do not call it self-defense. cx Pull a throw like that onto someone on cement or marble flooring and you'll probably inflict permanent injury or death. Call it what you like, but even though it's supposed to be watered-down jujitsu (ironically, Judo means "The Gentle Way"), it's violent and more than capable of maiming someone. cx Even with falling techniques and matting you still get hurt. Am I right?

You're already ridiculously pretty, Lian. If you had large breasts it just wouldn't be fair on the rest of us.

Aww, thank you.

But in all seriousness, and I hope you don't mind if you fellate your ego a little, you are too. I mean it. Des is a lucky guy. cx

[Gallade]

As a frequent user of public transportation, I've come to accept the fact that my hands will always be filthy out and about in the city so we may as well grab with wild abandon.

I've pretty much gotten use to the smell of human urine after a year and a half in London. Public transit on Saturday mornings, ahhhh the sweet smells of human waste.

It's good for the immune system. Or something.

[Divair]

Driving lesson #2 done. I can practically drive anywhere now. That was quick.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

I've pretty much gotten use to the smell of human urine after a year and a half in London. Public transit on Saturday mornings, ahhhh the sweet smells of human waste.

[Morlodania]

Driving lesson #2 done. I can practically drive anywhere now. That was quick.

How was that so fast?

[Divair]

Driving lesson #2 done. I can practically drive anywhere now. That was quick.

How was that so fast?

Apparently I'm good or something. I drove around some fancy parks for an hour. Did half a dozen roundabouts. Only thing left is highways.

[Gallade]

Well the only martial art i'I've tried was Judo xD and it was at school. I kicked ass, but my size also helped.
Maybe one day i'll go to Japan and you'll teach me how to be like Kung Fu Panda

Judo is ridiculous. I do not call it self-defense. cx Pull a throw like that onto someone on cement or marble flooring and you'll probably inflict permanent injury or death. Call it what you like, but even though it's supposed to be watered-down jujitsu (ironically, Judo means "The Gentle Way"), it's violent and more than capable of maiming someone. cx Even with falling techniques and matting you still get hurt. Am I right?

You're already ridiculously pretty, Lian. If you had large breasts it just wouldn't be fair on the rest of us.

Aww, thank you.

But in all seriousness, and I hope you don't mind if you fellate your ego a little, you are too. I mean it. Des is a lucky guy. cx

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

It's good for the immune system. Or something.

I can imagine it really clears the nasal passages.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

How was that so fast?

Apparently I'm good or something. I drove around some fancy parks for an hour. Did half a dozen roundabouts. Only thing left is highways.

AVE IMPERATOR!

[Morlodania]

How was that so fast?

Apparently I'm good or something. I drove around some fancy parks for an hour. Did half a dozen roundabouts. Only thing left is highways.

No fair, I wanna be able to drive that fast!

[The Holy Therns]

I should go to my roomie and say that when I want a quiet night I should get a quiet night and not all the disturbances last night.

Then I should go like

[Divair]

Apparently I'm good or something. I drove around some fancy parks for an hour. Did half a dozen roundabouts. Only thing left is highways.

No fair, I wanna be able to drive that fast!

Drive well and you too can drive 70mph on your second lesson.

[Immoren]

How was that so fast?

Apparently I'm good or something. I drove around some fancy parks for an hour. Did half a dozen roundabouts. Only thing left is highways.

What? Only 2-3 driving lesson and you're ready to hit the road by yourself?