TET: Now With Giant Isopods!

[Morlodania]

Right, end of year staff pub crawl later. Time to wear the most revealing dress in my possession to bag a few free drinks. It's time for the boob dress.

Have fun with that.

[Gallade]

Right, end of year staff pub crawl later. Time to wear the most revealing dress in my possession to bag a few free drinks. It's time for the boob dress.

Have fun with that.

I very well intend to.

[Morlodania]

Have fun with that.

I very well intend to.

Anything else going on?

[The Revolutionary Fighters of Intel]

Guten Tag Morlodania. We're just chatting about girls, particular the conspiracy theories behind Lian's girlfriend. And whether or not Lian is involved

I want to be part of this discussion...

So far we have found out that Lian is Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs and her girlfriend is an agent from the CIA sent to infiltrate the Mexican Drug Cartels, who sent her to infiltrate the Triads, who then sent her to infiltrate the Yakuza. She also is a spy, a Somali Pirate and a Wizard Space Nazi.


Or is she?

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

Right, end of year staff pub crawl later. Time to wear the most revealing dress in my possession to bag a few free drinks. It's time for the boob dress.

-holds own chest- D:

-insecure-

Curse you, oh ye blessed.

[Novo Portugal]

Nope. The point of it is to simulate real-life conditions. cx Like a dry run should you ever run into a street fight. That's where you get to test what works and then keep it, and find out what doesn't work for you and dispose of it. cx No hand bandages. No padding. Bare knuckles. cx It's probably not like what you're thinking though, if you're thinking "boxing".

Uhm..

Try this, Magno. cx

I doubt a bit about certain martial arts effectiveness, wouldn't a bigger guy just bulldoze him in a street fight? I mean a stronger guy can use brute force.

[Gallade]

Right, end of year staff pub crawl later. Time to wear the most revealing dress in my possession to bag a few free drinks. It's time for the boob dress.

-holds own chest- D:

-insecure-

Curse you, oh ye blessed.

Ah, I'm not that blessed. I'm only a 34C.

[Morlodania]

I want to be part of this discussion...

So far we have found out that Lian is Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs and her girlfriend is an agent from the CIA sent to infiltrate the Mexican Drug Cartels, who sent her to infiltrate the Triads, who then sent her to infiltrate the Yakuza. She also is a spy, a Somali Pirate and a Wizard Space Nazi.


Or is she?

Well, then. Lian is a very interesting person...

Right, end of year staff pub crawl later. Time to wear the most revealing dress in my possession to bag a few free drinks. It's time for the boob dress.

-holds own chest- D:

-insecure-

Curse you, oh ye blessed.

Insecure? No reason to be.

[Napkiraly]

You know what I miss about the UK? Proper use of escalators.

[New Maldorainia]

You know what I miss about the UK? Proper use of escalators.

You mean they aren't for fun?

[Ethel mermania]

i am thinking of going to brooklyn today, the pretend reason is work, the real reason is there is a sswedish coffee shop there i like.

I thought you were gonna set up another spy post.

actually, that is what we are going to inspect, and observe tbe testing.

[Arglorand]

You know what I miss about the UK? Proper use of escalators.

Nonsense. They never try to go on the wrong escalator just for fun.

[Napkiraly]

You know what I miss about the UK? Proper use of escalators.

You mean they aren't for fun?

No, I mean how people use them. People who don't want to walk up/down them stand to the right, people who want to walk do so on the left. A very good system that we bloody Canucks must adopt.

[New Maldorainia]

I thought you were gonna set up another spy post.

actually, that is what we are going to inspect, and observe tbe testing.

Glad I live in Texas.

[Ethel mermania]

You should trim the stache

Really? I thought it brought out my feminine side. cx

Lian is not in the crossfire, she is actually Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs.

i am thinking of going to brooklyn today, the pretend reason is work, the real reason is there is a sswedish coffee shop there i like.

More than one way to earn money when you're in Brooklyn, Ethel.

my prices are too high for booklyn. i do have standards you know.

[Gallade]

You know what I miss about the UK? Proper use of escalators.

All forms of pedestrian etiquette is marvellous UK-side. The amount of people who get on the middle of the escalator here and hold onto both railings is staggering. You're not going to fall, get out of the way!

[Immoren]

I loved the shitstorm This movie caused.

[Napkiraly]

You know what I miss about the UK? Proper use of escalators.

All forms of pedestrian etiquette is marvellous UK-side. The amount of people who get on the middle of the escalator here and hold onto both railings is staggering. You're not going to fall, get out of the way!

I get so peeved whenever I leave the UK and use escalators now. I'm just going "Oh you bloody philistines, stand to the right side!".

[The Revolutionary Fighters of Intel]

You know what I miss about the UK? Proper use of escalators.

All forms of pedestrian etiquette is marvellous UK-side. The amount of people who get on the middle of the escalator here and hold onto both railings is staggering. You're not going to fall, get out of the way!

Why would you even touch the railing? They are covered in dirt and grime.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

I doubt a bit about certain martial arts effectiveness, wouldn't a bigger guy just bulldoze him in a street fight? I mean a stronger guy can use brute force.

Three foundations constitute the basis for any martial art. 1) Power, 2) Speed and 3) Technique. Ideally you should have all three in your training, but if you can't, you can always floor it with one of them to compensate. Take my example. I'm 5'2 and skinny. cx I've found a way around Western fighters though who are much bigger and stronger than I am. o/ Instead of facing them directly, I step to the side, circle and cycle a lot. It takes a lot of practice, but eventually you learn. Wing Chun from Hong Kong only has three techniques, yet its considered ridiculously effective even against someone with a knife. My art, Xingyi Quan, only has 5. It's in the application.

I have a student from Italy now who took up Muay Thai before enrolling in my classes. His kicks/knees/elbows/punches would put me out for good if he managed to land one. What I do is every time he gets a strike in is I roll my body slightly to the side, to deflect him. Every time he stretches his limbs out too, I hit him in the forearm, the back of the knee (or the knee itself), the hamstring, the liver, the kidney cavities, the solar plexus, the area right behind the elbow, the collar bone, the deep right below the ear, the temples, his achilles' heel, the base of the palm, etc. cx

[Ethel mermania]

actually, that is what we are going to inspect, and observe tbe testing.

Glad I live in Texas.

doesnt houston have a subway?

[New Maldorainia]

Glad I live in Texas.

doesnt houston have a subway?

Maybe, I try to avoid going there.

[Gallade]

All forms of pedestrian etiquette is marvellous UK-side. The amount of people who get on the middle of the escalator here and hold onto both railings is staggering. You're not going to fall, get out of the way!

Why would you even touch the railing? They are covered in dirt and grime.

As a frequent user of public transportation, I've come to accept the fact that my hands will always be filthy out and about in the city so we may as well grab with wild abandon.

[Novo Portugal]

I doubt a bit about certain martial arts effectiveness, wouldn't a bigger guy just bulldoze him in a street fight? I mean a stronger guy can use brute force.

Three foundations constitute the basis for any martial art. 1) Power, 2) Speed and 3) Technique. Ideally you should have all three in your training, but if you can't, you can always floor it with one of them to compensate. Take my example. I'm 5'2 and skinny. cx I've found a way around Western fighters though who are much bigger and stronger than I am. o/ Instead of facing them directly, I step to the side, circle and cycle a lot. It takes a lot of practice, but eventually you learn. Wing Chun from Hong Kong only has three techniques, yet its considered ridiculously effective even against someone with a knife. My art, Xingyi Quan, only has 5. It's in the application.

I have a student from Italy now who took up Muay Thai before enrolling in my classes. His kicks/knees/elbows/punches would put me out for good if he managed to land one. What I do is every time he gets a strike in is I roll my body slightly to the side, to deflect him. Every time he stretches his limbs out too, I hit him in the forearm, the back of the knee (or the knee itself), the hamstring, the liver, the kidney cavities, the solar plexus, the area right behind the elbow, the collar bone, the deep right below the ear, the temples, his achilles' heel, the base of the palm, etc. cx

Well what i take from all this, apart for all the knowledge, is that you move as fast as hell, and that you're DANGEROUS!!!!

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

Ah, I'm not that blessed. I'm only a 34C.

36A.

Well, then. Lian is a very interesting person...

Why thank you! o/