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by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:49 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
Seljuq Kyiv wrote:
Did somebody order a Georgian secretary?

Yes, shred these papers then show yourself the outside of the door. It's the IT age, we don't need any secretaries.

No need for a Gulag if you can deploy autonomous weapons systems to take care of business. Progress!

by **Morlodania** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:50 am

Ionian Knights wrote:
Morlodania wrote:Maybe she is, you don't know her life!
(Actually, you do, being her bf, but still)

Don't make me smack you

Don't make me stab you with mah katana!

by **Novo Portugal** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:51 am

Dremaur wrote:Hows everyone Going?

Hello! I'm good how about you?

by **Seljuq Kyiv** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:51 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
Seljuq Kyiv wrote:
Did somebody order a Georgian secretary?

Yes, shred these papers then show yourself the outside of the door. It's the IT age, we don't need any secretaries.

Let me write that down... "Shred Therns, shoot family outside. Survivors go gulag."

I will just have the bureaucracy handle it, yes?

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:51 am

Divair wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:Yes, shred these papers then show yourself the outside of the door. It's the IT age, we don't need any secretaries.

Why, do you like typing for yourself? Why not have a peasant do it for you?

Silly Divair. The typing skills of the average peasant are horrible. Everybody knows that.

by **Ionian Knights** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:52 am

Seljuq Kyiv wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
Lolz...

mixing 'roids with Viagra... smart idea there.

I thought you were supposed to get to the hospital if it doesn't wear off in three hours? And I'm sure there's a limit somewhere, else everyone would be taking four of the blue pills every night.

You only need to take the blue pill once to stay in the matrix.

by **Divair** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:52 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Divair wrote:Why, do you like typing for yourself? Why not have a peasant do it for you?

Silly Divair. The typing skills of the average peasant are horrible. Everybody knows that.

That's why I pick exceptional peasants. I've got this figured out.

by **Starkiller101** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:53 am

Ionian Knights wrote:
Seljuq Kyiv wrote:
I thought you were supposed to get to the hospital if it doesn't wear off in three hours? And I'm sure there's a limit somewhere, else everyone would be taking four of the blue pills every night.

You only need to take the blue pill once to stay in the matrix.

If he would took the blue he would to fulfill his destiny.

by **3 State Alliance** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:55 am

Divair wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Silly Divair. The typing skills of the average peasant are horrible. Everybody knows that.

That's why I pick exceptional peasants. I've got this figured out.

yes comrade, they were wasted in the salt mines :clap:

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:57 am

Lianhua wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Mrs mermania studied with this felllow

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidy_Ochiai

so i will keep my head in the gutter, tyvm.

how am i doikng? one day at a time, one day at a time

yourself.?.

Washin-Ryu! o/

I'm alright; pretty much the same. Just taking things a day at a time.

he also sparred with bruce lee, i got to meet him a few years ago, very nice man.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:58 am

Morlodania wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
Don't make me smack you

Don't make me stab you with mah katana!

A common European broadsword will easily dispose of you and your katana. All that romantic nonsense about katanas and their blades made of layers upon layers of folded metal can't hide the fact that Japanese steel just wasn't that good, which is why the production process was so bloody complicated.

by **Morlodania** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:59 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Morlodania wrote:Don't make me stab you with mah katana!

A common European broadsword will easily dispose of you and your katana. All that romantic nonsense about katanas and their blades made of layers upon layers of folded metal can't hide the fact that Japanese steel just wasn't that good, which is why the production process was so bloody complicated.

My katana is from the future, with all sorts of enhancements, like being made of a Titanium alloy and such.

by **Seljuq Kyiv** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:01 am

Morlodania wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
Don't make me smack you

Don't make me stab you with mah katana!

A katana is for slashing. If you want stab, get an épée or something.

by **3 State Alliance** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:01 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Morlodania wrote:Don't make me stab you with mah katana!

A common European broadsword will easily dispose of you and your katana. All that romantic nonsense about katanas and their blades made of layers upon layers of folded metal can't hide the fact that Japanese steel just wasn't that good, which is why the production process was so bloody complicated.

how to make a katana:

Step one, reforge steel
step two, reforge it again
step three, third times the charm right?
step four, last time I swear
step five form blade and do all that epic shit

by **Morlodania** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:01 am

Seljuq Kyiv wrote:
Morlodania wrote:Don't make me stab you with mah katana!

A katana is for slashing. If you want stab, get an épée or something.

Magic future katana!

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:04 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Morlodania wrote:Don't make me stab you with mah katana!

A common European broadsword will easily dispose of you and your katana. All that romantic nonsense about katanas and their blades made of layers upon layers of folded metal can't hide the fact that Japanese steel just wasn't that good, which is why the production process was so bloody complicated.

maybe, you can be a lot quicker with a katana than a broadsword.

by **Starkiller101** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:05 am

I never get here in time for a new TET in time.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:06 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:A common European broadsword will easily dispose of you and your katana. All that romantic nonsense about katanas and their blades made of layers upon layers of folded metal can't hide the fact that Japanese steel just wasn't that good, which is why the production process was so bloody complicated.

maybe, you can be a lot quicker with a katana than a broadsword.

A fact that you probably picked up from movies and anime. Fun fact: entertainment is not necessarily telling you the truth.

by **Morlodania** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:06 am

Starkiller101 wrote:I never get here in time for a new TET in time.

Neither do I...

by **Starkiller101** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:08 am

Morlodania wrote:
Starkiller101 wrote:I never get here in time for a new TET in time.

Neither do I...

Then you feel my pain i try to make the first post but that will probably not happen.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:08 am

3 State Alliance wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:A common European broadsword will easily dispose of you and your katana. All that romantic nonsense about katanas and their blades made of layers upon layers of folded metal can't hide the fact that Japanese steel just wasn't that good, which is why the production process was so bloody complicated.

how to make a katana:

Step one, reforge steel
step two, reforge it again
step three, third times the charm right?
step four, last time I swear
step five form blade and do all that epic shit

Step six: get shot by a rifleman armed with a Chinese arquebus.

by **3 State Alliance** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:09 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:maybe, you can be a lot quicker with a katana than a broadsword.

A fact that you probably picked up from movies and anime. Fun fact: entertainment is not necessarily telling you the truth.

the katana is a little lighter - in inexperienced hands it would be faster then the broadsword - a trained swordsman could do bad things with both though...

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:11 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:maybe, you can be a lot quicker with a katana than a broadsword.

A fact that you probably picked up from movies and anime. Fun fact: entertainment is not necessarily telling you the truth.

i have swung them both, a katana is much lighber and easier to manipulate.

by **3 State Alliance** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:11 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
3 State Alliance wrote:how to make a katana:

Step one, reforge steel
step two, reforge it again
step three, third times the charm right?
step four, last time I swear
step five form blade and do all that epic shit

Step six: get shot by a rifleman armed with a Chinese arquebus.

thats step: 25 - step six you're admiring the blade

by **Dremaur** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:12 am

A katana is my favorite type of sword

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