TET: Now With Giant Isopods!

[Novo Portugal]

I hate snow and the cold.

Go to Djibouti for a week. You'll realize that cold is much better than hot. Trust me. And yes, that's a real country.

Djibouti or Siberia, gimme Djibouti anytime of the day.

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

I will bet anybody here that before tomorrow morning I will know if anything was spilled down the front of that strappy sequined tramp-top she was showing her girls off with, and if there is a drink remnant on her sternum, I bet I can tell the base ingredients if it was competently mixed.

Goddamn she better not reroute me because I don't have the fuel to go anywhere else tonight.

Can't she just pop you open and refuel you inflight? KC-135 style?

I swear, if KC-135 is some kind of patent number in Germany for a strap on for German women to peg German men, you will be the king of all patented German sex toy references.

No, thing is, I've made first an unscheduled landing, and then another...unofficial landing. Then rules were established for this specific plane and that specific airport.

I have been advised by the tower that I am free and in fact encouraged to land at other airports. I am instructed by the tower that I am a guest on that runway and not an owner to the exclusion of others.

But goddamn, it's the best runway from New York to Chiba, and I'd rather crash and burn one last beautiful time and be put outside with her trash the next morning like Sean Astin in "Where the Day Takes You" than have permanent landing rights Heathrow, LAX, Tokyo, and whatever streak of dogshit New York uses to receive planes with these days.

[New Maldorainia]

But I don't care about you.

Well then.

You know I am teasing you buddy.

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

Timmy fell down a well??? Where's Lassie?

Got rabies, so we had to put her down.

Oh shit!!!

Where's Snoopy then??

[DesAnges]

Well

Well
Well...


Don't leave us on tenterhooks, woman!

[ShellbyvilleHS]

Can't she just pop you open and refuel you inflight? KC-135 style?

I swear, if KC-135 is some kind of patent number in Germany for a strap on for German women to peg German men, you will be the king of all patented German sex toy references.

No, thing is, I've made first an unscheduled landing, and then another...unofficial landing. Then rules were established for this specific plane and that specific airport.

I have been advised by the tower that I am free and in fact encouraged to land at other airports. I am instructed by the tower that I am a guest on that runway and not an owner to the exclusion of others.

But goddamn, it's the best runway from New York to Chiba, and I'd rather crash and burn one last beautiful time and be put outside with her trash the next morning like Sean Astin in "Where the Day Takes You" than have permanent landing rights Heathrow, LAX, Tokyo, and whatever streak of dogshit New York uses to receive planes with these days.

Your posts are tripping me out

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

Well

Hey, ShellbyvilleHS. How's tricks?

[New Maldorainia]

Got rabies, so we had to put her down.

Oh shit!!!

Where's Snoopy then??

Being lazy.

[New haven america]

Well then.

You know I am teasing you buddy.

IK

[New Maldorainia]

You know I am teasing you buddy.

IK

How ya doing Schnitzel?

[ShellbyvilleHS]

Well

Well
Well...


Don't leave us on tenterhooks, woman!

This has been an interesting weekend

[Vareiln]

She's not saying anything and I'm not saying anything. A condom has manifested in an accessible place. I have confirmed landing lights and preliminary clearance from the tower.

I'm in a holding pattern watching the motherfucking Octonauts and their oversensitive Penguin Peso medical officer who makes Opus the Penguin look like Breaker Morant. (If nobody gets ANY of those references, I'm going to lay down in a fucking box right after I plow the dama o' the casa until my eyes roll back into my head so hard my optic nerves are severed and I die in a blissful explosive blind eternity that's like Azathoth opening infinite champagne bottles simultaneously on the moon forever.

But right now, Operation Greek Hero is a go. (I do not anticipate actual Greek. That was not on the menu at her restaurant but once, and I was adjudicated in excess of gross vehicle dimensions for that lane.

Help me pick the name of a Greek Hero so I can call this whole thing Operation ___________. I'm sure everything turns out great for Greek Heroes. Their heroes. Why would the Greeks not want their heroes to be happy?

If you guys can help me, I won't do a thread about it.

Kid is starting to get sleepy. You can put a five year old to bed at like, what...8:00pm without being a dick? He's a good kid. I don't want to be unfair. And he needs to keep his routine. 9:00pm. That gives me about...4 hours before his mom comes back in, her club wear smelling like some metro cocksucker's cosmotini was spilled down her front.

There's a minimum buy in for those dickweeds out there tonight, they better be able to drill her better than I do, 'cause she's got a Default Dick waiting for her at home that she gets either way.

So top of the game tonight, boys, because I'm like Daniel Laruso in the classic nineteen eightysomething film, Karate Kid III:

I'm guaranteed to be in the last round.

[New haven america]

IK

How ya doing Schnitzel?

Fine, Cartman.

You?

[DesAnges]

Well
Well...


Don't leave us on tenterhooks, woman!

This has been an interesting weekend

I approve of interesting.

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

You're too kind. So help me pick a Greek Hero. Who's your favorite Greek (or classical, or whatever, fuck it, whose your favorite) hero and why?

I got at least three hours before I can put this goddamn elf-collaborate to bed, and then I need to nap up because EDM turns this woman gooey and demanding, which if she's had a few drinks (she started drinking at 40, and she's catching up) should be a damn good thing.

If we weren't in her house, I'd wash the sheets.

Eh not much into Greek, but Norse? Thor is te shit man!

Okay. I believe. Which Norse God would be running kitchen sprints with a five year old trying to tire him out so he could nail the kids Mom even after she told him she has no remaining affections whatsoever of any kind, doesn't give a shit what he does, and that this is conditional on an absolute absence of any emotional intimacy or genuine affection?

[New Maldorainia]

How ya doing Schnitzel?

Fine, Cartman.

You?

My feet are cold, and I blame you.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with a car

Drop you from a tree so high
hope you break your neck and die.

Man, I saw some pretty silly things today, and all the violent death wish images from a rather cute chick made them funny to read.

[ShellbyvilleHS]

Well

Hey, ShellbyvilleHS. How's tricks?

Just Shellby would work

Tricks are good. Finally coming out of a three day straight intoxicated session. How are you?

[Ordenburg]

So how goes it denizens of TET?

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

Oh shit!!!

Where's Snoopy then??

Being lazy.

That dog ain't right.

[Vareiln]

Can't she just pop you open and refuel you inflight? KC-135 style?

I swear, if KC-135 is some kind of patent number in Germany for a strap on for German women to peg German men, you will be the king of all patented German sex toy references.

No, thing is, I've made first an unscheduled landing, and then another...unofficial landing. Then rules were established for this specific plane and that specific airport.

I have been advised by the tower that I am free and in fact encouraged to land at other airports. I am instructed by the tower that I am a guest on that runway and not an owner to the exclusion of others.

But goddamn, it's the best runway from New York to Chiba, and I'd rather crash and burn one last beautiful time and be put outside with her trash the next morning like Sean Astin in "Where the Day Takes You" than have permanent landing rights Heathrow, LAX, Tokyo, and whatever streak of dogshit New York uses to receive planes with these days.

I am so voting for you in next year's poster's awards.

[New Maldorainia]

So how goes it denizens of TET?

Meh.

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

Your posts are tripping me out

You are tripping out. Man.

(from Supertroopers. Won't make any sense if you didn't see it. And he says "freaking". But imagine the cadence.)

[New haven america]

Naruto is good(I refuse to get into the argument again, so I'm leaving it at that)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1ft4Q2vRGg They also did this one.

I didn't say it wasn't good.

Hmm... you don't lie. *Nods*

[Saveyou Island]

So how goes it denizens of TET?

Good. Yourself?