TET: Now With Giant Isopods!

[Thafoo]

You know, I was going to show you all a picture if something interesting my arm does at the elbow joint but my phone is being a gobshite again so I guess you are not getting a new photo...

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

She's not saying anything and I'm not saying anything. A condom has manifested in an accessible place. I have confirmed landing lights and preliminary clearance from the tower.

I'm in a holding pattern watching the motherfucking Octonauts and their oversensitive Penguin Peso medical officer who makes Opus the Penguin look like Breaker Morant. (If nobody gets ANY of those references, I'm going to lay down in a fucking box right after I plow the dama o' the casa until my eyes roll back into my head so hard my optic nerves are severed and I die in a blissful explosive blind eternity that's like Azathoth opening infinite champagne bottles simultaneously on the moon forever.

But right now, Operation Greek Hero is a go. (I do not anticipate actual Greek. That was not on the menu at her restaurant but once, and I was adjudicated in excess of gross vehicle dimensions for that lane.

Help me pick the name of a Greek Hero so I can call this whole thing Operation ___________. I'm sure everything turns out great for Greek Heroes. Their heroes. Why would the Greeks not want their heroes to be happy?

If you guys can help me, I won't do a thread about it.

Kid is starting to get sleepy. You can put a five year old to bed at like, what...8:00pm without being a dick? He's a good kid. I don't want to be unfair. And he needs to keep his routine. 9:00pm. That gives me about...4 hours before his mom comes back in, her club wear smelling like some metro cocksucker's cosmotini was spilled down her front.

There's a minimum buy in for those dickweeds out there tonight, they better be able to drill her better than I do, 'cause she's got a Default Dick waiting for her at home that she gets either way.

So top of the game tonight, boys, because I'm like Daniel Laruso in the classic nineteen eightysomething film, Karate Kid III:

I'm guaranteed to be in the last round.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

NFL, watching the Bears/Eagles game. I want the Eagles to lose.

When you said Eagles... I went back to the band Eagles... XD

Coincidence. I'm listening to them right now. ^^ Heartache Tonight!

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

You know, I was going to show you all a picture if something interesting my arm does at the elbow joint but my phone is being a gobshite again so I guess you are not getting a new photo...

Please do

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

Been watching football.

What kind of football?

The awesome kind. Foosball.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

She's not saying anything and I'm not saying anything. A condom has manifested in an accessible place. I have confirmed landing lights and preliminary clearance from the tower.

I'm in a holding pattern watching the motherfucking Octonauts and their oversensitive Penguin Peso medical officer who makes Opus the Penguin look like Breaker Morant. (If nobody gets ANY of those references, I'm going to lay down in a fucking box right after I plow the dama o' the casa until my eyes roll back into my head so hard my optic nerves are severed and I die in a blissful explosive blind eternity that's like Azathoth opening infinite champagne bottles simultaneously on the moon forever.

But right now, Operation Greek Hero is a go. (I do not anticipate actual Greek. That was not on the menu at her restaurant but once, and I was adjudicated in excess of gross vehicle dimensions for that lane.

Help me pick the name of a Greek Hero so I can call this whole thing Operation ___________. I'm sure everything turns out great for Greek Heroes. Their heroes. Why would the Greeks not want their heroes to be happy?

If you guys can help me, I won't do a thread about it.

Kid is starting to get sleepy. You can put a five year old to bed at like, what...8:00pm without being a dick? He's a good kid. I don't want to be unfair. And he needs to keep his routine. 9:00pm. That gives me about...4 hours before his mom comes back in, her club wear smelling like some metro cocksucker's cosmotini was spilled down her front.

There's a minimum buy in for those dickweeds out there tonight, they better be able to drill her better than I do, 'cause she's got a Default Dick waiting for her at home that she gets either way.

So top of the game tonight, boys, because I'm like Daniel Laruso in the classic nineteen eightysomething film, Karate Kid III:

I'm guaranteed to be in the last round.

haha, thats why I love you hippies.

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

I will bet anybody here that before tomorrow morning I will know if anything was spilled down the front of that strappy sequined tramp-top she was showing her girls off with, and if there is a drink remnant on her sternum, I bet I can tell the base ingredients if it was competently mixed.

Goddamn she better not reroute me because I don't have the fuel to go anywhere else tonight.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

I will bet anybody here that before tomorrow morning I will know if anything was spilled down the front of that strappy sequined tramp-top she was showing her girls off with, and if there is a drink remnant on her sternum, I bet I can tell the base ingredients if it was competently mixed.

Goddamn she better not reroute me because I don't have the fuel to go anywhere else tonight.

You go do that....

[New Maldorainia]

I really hate it when my feet are cold.

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

I will bet anybody here that before tomorrow morning I will know if anything was spilled down the front of that strappy sequined tramp-top she was showing her girls off with, and if there is a drink remnant on her sternum, I bet I can tell the base ingredients if it was competently mixed.

Goddamn she better not reroute me because I don't have the fuel to go anywhere else tonight.

Can't she just pop you open and refuel you inflight? KC-135 style?

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

She's not saying anything and I'm not saying anything. A condom has manifested in an accessible place. I have confirmed landing lights and preliminary clearance from the tower.

I'm in a holding pattern watching the motherfucking Octonauts and their oversensitive Penguin Peso medical officer who makes Opus the Penguin look like Breaker Morant. (If nobody gets ANY of those references, I'm going to lay down in a fucking box right after I plow the dama o' the casa until my eyes roll back into my head so hard my optic nerves are severed and I die in a blissful explosive blind eternity that's like Azathoth opening infinite champagne bottles simultaneously on the moon forever.

But right now, Operation Greek Hero is a go. (I do not anticipate actual Greek. That was not on the menu at her restaurant but once, and I was adjudicated in excess of gross vehicle dimensions for that lane.

Help me pick the name of a Greek Hero so I can call this whole thing Operation ___________. I'm sure everything turns out great for Greek Heroes. Their heroes. Why would the Greeks not want their heroes to be happy?

If you guys can help me, I won't do a thread about it.

Kid is starting to get sleepy. You can put a five year old to bed at like, what...8:00pm without being a dick? He's a good kid. I don't want to be unfair. And he needs to keep his routine. 9:00pm. That gives me about...4 hours before his mom comes back in, her club wear smelling like some metro cocksucker's cosmotini was spilled down her front.

There's a minimum buy in for those dickweeds out there tonight, they better be able to drill her better than I do, 'cause she's got a Default Dick waiting for her at home that she gets either way.

So top of the game tonight, boys, because I'm like Daniel Laruso in the classic nineteen eightysomething film, Karate Kid III:

I'm guaranteed to be in the last round.

haha, thats why I love you hippies.

You're too kind. So help me pick a Greek Hero. Who's your favorite Greek (or classical, or whatever, fuck it, whose your favorite) hero and why?

I got at least three hours before I can put this goddamn elf-collaborate to bed, and then I need to nap up because EDM turns this woman gooey and demanding, which if she's had a few drinks (she started drinking at 40, and she's catching up) should be a damn good thing.

If we weren't in her house, I'd wash the sheets.

[ShellbyvilleHS]

Well

[New Maldorainia]

Anyone else lost track of what is going on, or is it just me?

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

haha, thats why I love you hippies.

You're too kind. So help me pick a Greek Hero. Who's your favorite Greek (or classical, or whatever, fuck it, whose your favorite) hero and why?

I got at least three hours before I can put this goddamn elf-collaborate to bed, and then I need to nap up because EDM turns this woman gooey and demanding, which if she's had a few drinks (she started drinking at 40, and she's catching up) should be a damn good thing.

If we weren't in her house, I'd wash the sheets.

Eh not much into Greek, but Norse? Thor is te shit man!

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

I really hate it when my feet are cold.

You'd make a bad snowman.

[New Maldorainia]

I really hate it when my feet are cold.

You'd make a bad snowman.

I hate snow and the cold.

[New haven america]

Anyone else lost track of what is going on, or is it just me?

I wasn't really on. *Nods*

[Absurrania]

You'd make a bad snowman.

I hate snow and the cold.

Go to Djibouti for a week. You'll realize that cold is much better than hot. Trust me. And yes, that's a real country.

[Ordenburg]

Haha, finally got my computer up and running perfectly again.

[New Maldorainia]

Anyone else lost track of what is going on, or is it just me?

I wasn't really on. *Nods*

But I don't care about you.

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

Well

Timmy fell down a well??? Where's Lassie?

[Absurrania]

Anyone else lost track of what is going on, or is it just me?

I wasn't really on. *Nods*

Never knew what was going on. This is TET men. Go with the flow. I believe we've been here before.

[New Maldorainia]

I hate snow and the cold.

Go to Djibouti for a week. You'll realize that cold is much better than hot. Trust me. And yes, that's a real country.

I am aware, but I am from Texas, and after 100 degree summer weather, this 30 degree weather is annoying.

[New haven america]

I wasn't really on. *Nods*

But I don't care about you.

Well then.

[New Maldorainia]

Well

Timmy fell down a well??? Where's Lassie?

Got rabies, so we had to put her down.