TET: TETris

[Aeken]

Lian! Darn high-tech toilets.

I wish I had a toilet like that.

"Hatakeyama-san, it is most depressing that I have to report that the toilet didn't play music!"
First World Problems, Japan Issue #43.

Stupid fancy asian Toilets. >_>

You all underestimate the importance of music on our toilets. Sometimes when we have to go number 2, there are sounds that go along with the sinning; can't be bothered with that. The music drowns it out. In hindsight, the seat was still warm and the sprinklers still worked but still - the music.

Maeda, you snooty little shit. We're not paying you to be sitting your bum off all day. Get in there and fix that @$%#@%#$^@^ toilet so I can hear music when I shit.

xoxo,
Operations Dept.

AQ'd.

[3 State Alliance]

Can it play Bieber?
If so I think we found the cure for constipation

No, more like another form of it.

I think I know what you mean... Like a nausea cure, right?

[Lies and Ignorance]

Totally. Like Iggy the bitch. Like Iggy the obnoxious twat. Like Iggy the whiny complainer. Like Iggy the liberal flake. But most importantly, like Iggy because Iggy's had your back for three years, and had a lot of shit thrown at me by a lot of people here, only to stay and keep on trucking.

You're a bitch. You're a sweetie. I still like you even if I disagree with you at times.

Disagreeing with me is a pretty good sign you're wrong.

I love ya~!

[Uieurnthlaal]

I like your new flag, by the way.

I blame... Who was it? Someone made me barf rainbows.

Tony Abbott?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I blame... Who was it? Someone made me barf rainbows.

As lovely as it is, something about that just doesn't sound pleasant.

Tard makes it look just right.

[New haven america]

Lian! Darn high-tech toilets.

I wish I had a toilet like that.

"Hatakeyama-san, it is most depressing that I have to report that the toilet didn't play music!"
First World Problems, Japan Issue #43.

Stupid fancy asian Toilets. >_>

You all underestimate the importance of music on our toilets. Sometimes when we have to go number 2, there are sounds that go along with the sinning; can't be bothered with that. The music drowns it out. In hindsight, the seat was still warm and the sprinklers still worked but still - the music.

Maeda, you snooty little shit. We're not paying you to be sitting your bum off all day. Get in there and fix that @$%#@%#$^@^ toilet so I can hear music when I shit.

xoxo,
Operations Dept.

One day, I will go to Japan and destroy all the toilet factories and existing toilets.
I will become a global hero for destroying the evil's of japanese toilets.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

"Dang it, how am I supposed to flush without listening to soothing music?"

Can't shart either.

Japanese World Problems.

You might not realize it, but the rest of the world is way, way behind on toilet technology.

Not our fault we like being pampered while doing the deed. cx

The fact that your toilet has a music function, and the fact it's broken.
Also, my sense of humor is a little overactive today.

It's an amazing experience, being able to listen to elevator music or MP3 with your bum warm and the sprinklers doing all the work for you. It's like heaven, only it's actually real.

Oh Lian, I forgot to mention, your a Saint now.

But I'm not even Christian or Muslim. ('_' )?

how's you doing?

I'm fine, CC. Just here at the office. You? ^^

[Saveyou Island]

Okay, lag is coming. Mods: pls lock now.

[Coffee Cakes]

So like you on the days when you're not sweet? gotcha.

Totally. Like Iggy the bitch. Like Iggy the obnoxious twat. Like Iggy the whiny complainer. Like Iggy the liberal flake. But most importantly, like Iggy because Iggy's had your back for three years, and had a lot of shit thrown at me by a lot of people here, only to stay and keep on trucking.

But... sweet and fun iggy is best. D:

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You're a bitch. You're a sweetie. I still like you even if I disagree with you at times.

Disagreeing with me is a pretty good sign you're wrong.

I love ya~!

A penny for every time I've been told that.

Hussy.

[Luxew]

"Dang it, how am I supposed to flush without listening to soothing music?"

Can't shart either.

Japanese World Problems.

You might not realize it, but the rest of the world is way, way behind on toilet technology.

Not our fault we like being pampered while doing the deed. cx

The fact that your toilet has a music function, and the fact it's broken.
Also, my sense of humor is a little overactive today.

It's an amazing experience, being able to listen to elevator music or MP3 with your bum warm and the sprinklers doing all the work for you. It's like heaven, only it's actually real.

Oh Lian, I forgot to mention, your a Saint now.

But I'm not even Christian or Muslim. ('_' )?

how's you doing?

I'm fine, CC. Just here at the office. You? ^^

Not those irrelevant religions, but NS religion.

[Saveyou Island]

"Dang it, how am I supposed to flush without listening to soothing music?"

Can't shart either.

Japanese World Problems.

You might not realize it, but the rest of the world is way, way behind on toilet technology.

Not our fault we like being pampered while doing the deed. cx

The fact that your toilet has a music function, and the fact it's broken.
Also, my sense of humor is a little overactive today.

It's an amazing experience, being able to listen to elevator music or MP3 with your bum warm and the sprinklers doing all the work for you. It's like heaven, only it's actually real.

Oh Lian, I forgot to mention, your a Saint now.

But I'm not even Christian or Muslim. ('_' )?

how's you doing?

I'm fine, CC. Just here at the office. You? ^^

Don't blame ya. Stupid american toilets; only playing the song of "FLUUUUUUAHHFEEEEERRRRRRJCJDHZHS" and whatever that annoying sound afterwards is.

[Blasveck]

So like you on the days when you're not sweet? gotcha.

Totally. Like Iggy the bitch. Like Iggy the obnoxious twat. Like Iggy the whiny complainer. Like Iggy the liberal flake. But most importantly, like Iggy because Iggy's had your back for three years, and had a lot of shit thrown at me by a lot of people here, only to stay and keep on trucking.

You make it sound so endearing and yet so bitchy at the same time.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I blame... Who was it? Someone made me barf rainbows.

Tony Abbott?

Yes.

[Aeken]

Can't shart either.


Not our fault we like being pampered while doing the deed. cx


It's an amazing experience, being able to listen to elevator music or MP3 with your bum warm and the sprinklers doing all the work for you. It's like heaven, only it's actually real.


But I'm not even Christian or Muslim. ('_' )?


I'm fine, CC. Just here at the office. You? ^^

Don't blame ya. Stupid american toilets; only playing the song of "FLUUUUUUAHHFEEEEERRRRRRJCJDHZHS" and whatever that annoying sound afterwards is.

I always hear The Sweet Escape.

[Chervyshka]

Okay, lag is coming. Mods: pls lock now.

Going off the Rails on a TETris Train...

[Coffee Cakes]

how's you doing?

I'm fine, CC. Just here at the office. You? ^^

Just here at home.
Playing my Wii U.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Okay, lag is coming. Mods: pls lock now.

Going off the Rails on this TET Train...

FTFY

[Napkiraly]

i finished my work

[3 State Alliance]

Okay, lag is coming. Mods: pls lock now.

Going off the Rails on a TETris Train...

Moderate strike... On my position.

[Stern des Meeres]

As lovely as it is, something about that just doesn't sound pleasant.

Tard makes it look just right.

Indeed. She does.

The fact that your toilet has a music function, and the fact it's broken.
Also, my sense of humor is a little overactive today.

It's an amazing experience, being able to listen to elevator music or MP3 with your bum warm and the sprinklers doing all the work for you. It's like heaven, only it's actually real.

That sounds like an experience, to say the least.

[Chervyshka]

Can't shart either.


Not our fault we like being pampered while doing the deed. cx


It's an amazing experience, being able to listen to elevator music or MP3 with your bum warm and the sprinklers doing all the work for you. It's like heaven, only it's actually real.


But I'm not even Christian or Muslim. ('_' )?


I'm fine, CC. Just here at the office. You? ^^

Don't blame ya. Stupid american toilets; only playing the song of "FLUUUUUUAHHFEEEEERRRRRRJCJDHZHS" and whatever that annoying sound afterwards is.

FLUUUUUUAHHFEEEEERRRRRRJCJDHZHS.... BLURGHBLABBLEBLURGH... Fssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh