TET 85: Postin' too fast? That's a paddlin'

[Thafoo]

I can't be sure now because it got away. But, in hindsight, I'll say that those little shits sure can move quickly.

That's because it's a radioactive super gecko!

If it bites him then he is Geckoman, which is okay I guess. I would rather be bitten by a radioactive super mantis shrimp.

[Morlodania]

The dark dungeons of Thernsymance are very pleasant.

Not really dungeons then, eh?

No, they aren't.
The Thernsymance just has nice dungeon-esq places.

[Gallade]

Mhm. Absolutely stupid struggle. Even if the republicans somehow won this "war", it's not like the Republic would claim the six counties. Total liability.

You could always offer the area as a colony to the People's Republic of China. The Chinese government has ways to keep insurgents under control.

We're already prepared for our future Chinese overlords. Ireland knows how to suck up to both sides.

[Sebtopiaris]

I can't be sure now because it got away. But, in hindsight, I'll say that those little shits sure can move quickly.

Of course they do, and you shouldn't touch them, they have serious chemicals on their skin that might seriously burn yours and cause a skin condition that lasts for years, that is why they aren't eaten by cats or rats! In the case of symptoms or minor darkening, seek a doctor (with urgency).

*rolls eyes*
...Hey, wait a minute, what's that cancerous tumour doing on my shoulder?

[Ethel mermania]

Or the Thernsymance. The Thernsymance has ways of inducing perpetual, pacifying bliss.

The dark dungeons of Thernsymance are very pleasant.

BROTHER FANG, BRING OUT THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

[Morlodania]

That's because it's a radioactive super gecko!

If it bites him then he is Geckoman, which is okay I guess. I would rather be bitten by a radioactive super mantis shrimp.

But... He's Koalaman! He was already bitten by a radioactive koala!

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

You could always offer the area as a colony to the People's Republic of China. The Chinese government has ways to keep insurgents under control.

We're already prepared for our future Chinese overlords. Ireland knows how to suck up to both sides.

I imagined a mix between Hetalia and porn.

Don't do this again.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

Or he could have been Sauron's puppet.

One day Hurde'll go berserk in the same way.

[Gallade]

We're already prepared for our future Chinese overlords. Ireland knows how to suck up to both sides.

I imagined a mix between Hetalia and porn.

Don't do this again.

Your mind is a special little place, isn't it?

[Divair]

One day Hurde'll go berserk in the same way.

Either that or we will.

[Thafoo]

If it bites him then he is Geckoman, which is okay I guess. I would rather be bitten by a radioactive super mantis shrimp.

But... He's Koalaman! He was already bitten by a radioactive koala!

God, that's pathetic. Next thing you're going to tell me is that he was bitten by a radioactive super dust bunny, I assume?

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

One day Hurde'll go berserk in the same way.

Either that or we will.

If TET follows the way of the Wombat? Probably.

[Morlodania]

I imagined a mix between Hetalia and porn.

Don't do this again.

Your mind is a special little place, isn't it?

Well, everyone's mind is a special place...
Especially once they've met me...

[Morlodania]

But... He's Koalaman! He was already bitten by a radioactive koala!

God, that's pathetic. Next thing you're going to tell me is that he ease bitten by a radioactive super dust bunny, I assume?

No, that was Div.

[Gallade]

Either that or we will.

If TET follows the way of the Wombat? Probably.

Just wait until summer.

Man the battlements.

[Sebtopiaris]

Either that or we will.

If TET follows the way of the Wombat? Probably.

What is the wombat? (I assume it's a cuddly marsupial, but maybe not in NS!)

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

I imagined a mix between Hetalia and porn.

Don't do this again.

Your mind is a special little place, isn't it?

Stellium (Mercury, Urane, Neptune) in Capricorn, Sun and Jupiter in Sagittarius, Venus and Pluto in Scorpio.

Not a nice combination. As my mother puts it, it is to be "in weed camp without a dog"

[Divair]

Either that or we will.

If TET follows the way of the Wombat? Probably.

Just keep your urges in check.

[Magna Libero]

The dark dungeons of Thernsymance are very pleasant.

BROTHER FANG, BRING OUT THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

The pink comfy chair?

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

If TET follows the way of the Wombat? Probably.

Just wait until summer.

Man the battlements.

I wasn't here last summer, so I may not be able to comprehend just how much that statement of yours seems to hold under those words. :/

[Divair]

If TET follows the way of the Wombat? Probably.

Just wait until summer.

Man the battlements.

Summer is always "fun"

[Morlodania]

BROTHER FANG, BRING OUT THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

The pink comfy chair?

No, the PINK!!! comfy chair.

[Thafoo]

If TET follows the way of the Wombat? Probably.

What is the wombat? (I assume it's a cuddly marsupial, but maybe not in NS!)

We will tell you when you are older, because at the present moment in time you are all but a youngling.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

If TET follows the way of the Wombat? Probably.

Just keep your urges in check.

Yes, my master.

[Sebtopiaris]

What is the wombat? (I assume it's a cuddly marsupial, but maybe not in NS!)

We will tell you when you are older, because at the present moment in time you are all but a youngling.

PLEASE tell me! PRETTY PLEASE tell me! PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP tell me?