TET 85: Postin' too fast? That's a paddlin'

[Hurdegaryp]

I think I'm blocked by Hippo. xD

That's pretty good to have on your NSG CV.

I don't know why the dolt who got me mad was so effective in getting under my skin - there's just a certain kind of poorly punctuated judgemental rudeness that hits my beserk button every time.

He used the dark side of the Force.

[Sebtopiaris]

I just caught an animal that was crawling around on my floor, and it's on my shoulder now.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Much to learn you have, young padawan.

They're holding me back. I'm ready for the trials!

But are you ready for the Triads?

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

If you're my second in command and Stern's second in command, you're probably past being a padawan

Point taken. Fine, I concede to your wisdom, Jesus.

Nah. Join the dark side. We have cookies.

And Palpatine. And Gallo.

[Morlodania]

I just caught an animal that was crawling around on my floor, and it's on my shoulder now.

What happens when it bites your jugular?

[Divair]

Point taken. Fine, I concede to your wisdom, Jesus.

You'd probably be the equivalent of Mace Windu. A master, but better than the rest of the masters.

[Morlodania]

Nah. Join the dark side. We have cookies.

And Palpatine. And Gallo.

Nah, we're the ancient dark side, you know, the one from WAY before the movies.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

That's pretty good to have on your NSG CV.

I don't know why the dolt who got me mad was so effective in getting under my skin - there's just a certain kind of poorly punctuated judgemental rudeness that hits my beserk button every time.

He used the dark side of the Force.

Or he could have been Sauron's puppet.

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

far-right-winger.

*shudders*

First you think he's a normal ancap or other kind of laissez-faire edgy guy.

Next minute he's calling the Democrats socialists and all Americans who vote on them non-actual Americans, saying America r00lz the world forever and ever <3 <3 and those who hate it are just monkeys and that the fault of many wrong things on Second World War was on Poland.

[Sebtopiaris]

I just caught an animal that was crawling around on my floor, and it's on my shoulder now.

What happens when it bites your jugular?

It's a gecko. The worst it can do is stare at me with those big, reptilian hypnotic eyes o...

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

Point taken. Fine, I concede to your wisdom, Jesus.

You'd probably be the equivalent of Mace Windu. A master, but better than the rest of the masters.

[Morlodania]

Point taken. Fine, I concede to your wisdom, Jesus.

You'd probably be the equivalent of Mace Windu. A master, but better than the rest of the masters.

And one of only two black guys in the whole Star Wars movies.

[Divair]

He used the dark side of the Force.

Or he could have been Sauron's puppet.

[Divair]

You'd probably be the equivalent of Mace Windu. A master, but better than the rest of the masters.

[Morlodania]

What happens when it bites your jugular?

It's a gecko. The worst it can do is stare at me with those big, reptilian hypnotic eyes o...

What if it's a radioactive super gecko?

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

What happens when it bites your jugular?

It's a gecko. The worst it can do is stare at me with those big, reptilian hypnotic eyes o...

LAGARTIXA NA PELE?

VOCÊ É MALUCO? VAI DAR COBREIRO, COBREEEEEEEEEEEIROOOOOO

[Dumb Ideologies]

That's pretty good to have on your NSG CV.

I don't know why the dolt who got me mad was so effective in getting under my skin - there's just a certain kind of poorly punctuated judgemental rudeness that hits my beserk button every time.

He used the dark side of the Force.

It's the first time I've nearly rage-quit from a conversation with a leftist. Maybe I'm the dark side now...

[Sebtopiaris]

It's a gecko. The worst it can do is stare at me with those big, reptilian hypnotic eyes o...

What if it's a radioactive super gecko?

I can't be sure now because it got away. But, in hindsight, I'll say that those little shits sure can move quickly.

[Morlodania]

What if it's a radioactive super gecko?

I can't be sure now because it got away. But, in hindsight, I'll say that those little shits sure can move quickly.

That's because it's a radioactive super gecko!

[Hurdegaryp]

You could always offer the area as a colony to the People's Republic of China. The Chinese government has ways to keep insurgents under control.

Or the Thernsymance. The Thernsymance has ways of inducing perpetual, pacifying bliss.

The dark dungeons of Thernsymance are very pleasant.

[Sebtopiaris]

I can't be sure now because it got away. But, in hindsight, I'll say that those little shits sure can move quickly.

That's because it's a radioactive super gecko!

They can also jump from my shoulder to the floor without breaking any ribs and lick their eyes with surprising cuteness.

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

What if it's a radioactive super gecko?

I can't be sure now because it got away. But, in hindsight, I'll say that those little shits sure can move quickly.

Of course they do, and you shouldn't touch them, they have serious chemicals on their skin that might seriously burn yours and cause a skin condition that lasts for years, that is why they aren't eaten by cats or rats! In the case of symptoms or minor darkening, seek a doctor (with urgency).

[Divair]

Or the Thernsymance. The Thernsymance has ways of inducing perpetual, pacifying bliss.

The dark dungeons of Thernsymance are very pleasant.

Not really dungeons then, eh?

[Morlodania]

That's because it's a radioactive super gecko!

They can also jump from my shoulder to the floor without breaking any ribs and lick their eyes with surprising cuteness.

Because.
It is.
A radioactive super gecko!

[Ethel mermania]

Keep it sheathed? Get your own? Sorry, dude, that's all I got.

How would a cat know how to sheathe a katana?

Teehee. Sheathe...

indeed, well the expedition is over, i hope the little bastards enjoy their new hd and psuedo surround sound experiences, at low, low, black friday prices.