TET 85: Postin' too fast? That's a paddlin'

[Sebtopiaris]

i can only work with the tools at hand. remember, perfection is the enemy of good enough.

A proper axe can be quite efficient as well. Available in all hardware stores, just like sledgehammers and other tools that can quickly become weapons if necessary.

When exactly would you need to use an axe or sledgehammer as a weapon?

[Morlodania]

But... Why? I always have MY katana...

1. its the mrs not mine
2. its really hard to gey out of the car with it strapped on, ruins the leather seats.

Keep it sheathed? Get your own? Sorry, dude, that's all I got.

[The Holy Therns]

1. its the mrs not mine
2. its really hard to gey out of the car with it strapped on, ruins the leather seats.

Keep it sheathed? Get your own? Sorry, dude, that's all I got.

How would a cat know how to sheathe a katana?

Teehee. Sheathe...

[Hurdegaryp]

A proper axe can be quite efficient as well. Available in all hardware stores, just like sledgehammers and other tools that can quickly become weapons if necessary.

I'll stick to my rifle, thanks.
Considering I can take your head off at 300 meters 9 times out of 10, I think I'm safe.

Staying out of open terrain and using cover to your advantage can be quite useful if you desire to bludgeon a sniper.

[Gallade]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

[The Holy Therns]

I'll stick to my rifle, thanks.
Considering I can take your head off at 300 meters 9 times out of 10, I think I'm safe.

Staying out of open terrain and using cover to your advantage can be quite useful if you desire to bludgeon a sniper.

Everyone wants to be the White Death.

[The Holy Therns]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

Ooo! Deets, deets!

[Dumb Ideologies]

I'll stick to my rifle, thanks.
Considering I can take your head off at 300 meters 9 times out of 10, I think I'm safe.

Staying out of open terrain and using cover to your advantage can be quite useful if you desire to bludgeon a sniper.

I remember watching a very useful informational broadcast on this called "How Not To Be Seen".

[Ethel mermania]

i can only work with the tools at hand. remember, perfection is the enemy of good enough.

A proper axe can be quite efficient as well. Available in all hardware stores, just like sledgehammers and other tools that can quickly become weapons if necessary.

but then i would lose my place in line.

[The Serbian Empire]

So... cold war viking hippies?

Progg musicians. Essentially left-wing underground music. It was a really widespread musical movement in Sweden in the 60's and 70's, starting in progressive rock. These days it's mostly found in punk and hip hop.

Kindly don't call us vikings, by the way. It doesn't amuse me and isn't endearing.

Especially when Vikings were often brutal.

[Hurdegaryp]

A proper axe can be quite efficient as well. Available in all hardware stores, just like sledgehammers and other tools that can quickly become weapons if necessary.

When exactly would you need to use an axe or sledgehammer as a weapon?

Oh, that's simple. Riots, zombie apocalypses, taking a job as an off-season caretaker at an isolated hotel... you know, the usual.

[Morlodania]

Keep it sheathed? Get your own? Sorry, dude, that's all I got.

How would a cat know how to sheathe a katana?

Teehee. Sheathe...

The same way he know how to drive?

I'll stick to my rifle, thanks.
Considering I can take your head off at 300 meters 9 times out of 10, I think I'm safe.

Staying out of open terrain and using cover to your advantage can be quite useful if you desire to bludgeon a sniper.

I'll just use my rifle-mounted grenade launcher.

[Divair]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

They understand. They don't care.

[Ethel mermania]

A proper axe can be quite efficient as well. Available in all hardware stores, just like sledgehammers and other tools that can quickly become weapons if necessary.

When exactly would you need to use an axe or sledgehammer as a weapon?

this black friday line i am on, damm hanukkah falling on blck friday.

[Hurdegaryp]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

What was the agenda of this specific individual?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

What was the agenda of this specific individual?

He wanted to liberate students' underwear from enslavement at the hands of humanity.

[Sebtopiaris]

When exactly would you need to use an axe or sledgehammer as a weapon?

Oh, that's simple. Riots, zombie apocalypses, taking a job as an off-season caretaker at an isolated hotel... you know, the usual.

Sounds fun. Tell me if any of these events occur and I may be able to find and bring a trusty axe to the occasion.

[Morlodania]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

"teachers, students and parents past this point only"...
So, if they pass any other points, what happens?

[Gallade]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

What was the agenda of this specific individual?

Supporting the nationalists up north under the guise of the Worker's Party. Clearly IRA wannabes.

[Divair]

What was the agenda of this specific individual?

Supporting the nationalists up north under the guise of the Worker's Party. Clearly IRA wannabes.

Speaking of which.. I suppose you heard about this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-25085035

[Dumb Ideologies]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

"teachers, students and parents past this point only"...
So, if they pass any other points, what happens?

Molecular disintegration.

[Hurdegaryp]

Staying out of open terrain and using cover to your advantage can be quite useful if you desire to bludgeon a sniper.

I'll just use my rifle-mounted grenade launcher.

That's nice. We begin bombing in five minutes.

[Gallade]

Another whackjob trying to enter school property. Political and religious activists really don't seem to understand the "teachers, students and parents past this point only" signs. We must have accidentally gotten them printed in Arabic.

"teachers, students and parents past this point only"...
So, if they pass any other points, what happens?

The right to prosecute for trespassing.

[Dumb Ideologies]

How would a cat know how to sheathe a katana?

Teehee. Sheathe...

The same way he know how to drive?

Staying out of open terrain and using cover to your advantage can be quite useful if you desire to bludgeon a sniper.

I'll just use my rifle-mounted grenade launcher.

I prefer the grenade-mounted rifle launcher myself.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

There were people trying to sell me shortbread with William's and Kate's faces on the box. Creepy.