NSG Senate Chamber [NSG Senate] - Version 4

[New Zepuha]

I say we begin twerking, since it represents the beginning of voting.

We need to be allowed to motion to end debate early. Somebody turn off that damn music

[Kamchastkia]

We need to be allowed to motion to end debate early. Somebody turn off that damn music

Taras Ignatiev begins twerking.

OOC: If I saw Dimitry Medvedev twerk IRL my life would be complete.

[New Zepuha]

Bends over and vomits in the waste bin next to her chair

[Unicario]

Alexandra von Hohenzollern procured strong vodka from her purse and drank a large draught from it, muttering rapidly in German, a prayer to get rid of the evil that she was witnessing. She then closed her eyes and put on headphones and blasted Preussenlied into her ears.

[President Pro-Tempore of the Senate]

Seeing as nobody was paying attention Boris opened his little gold snuff box and took a pinch up each nostril before turning back to business.


"Honorable members, let's turn back to the issues at hand. Surely somebody must have something to say about the first amendment to the broadcasting act?"

[Beta Test]

The Vice President marched into the chamber and nearly vomited his lunch upon seeing Taros' disgusting actions. Assuming the chair, he announced "Senator Ignatiev is to be removed from the chamber for 20 minutes, under the laws of common decency."

[Kamchastkia]

*Walks into the center of the senate building and begins twerking again.*

[Ainin]

Seeing as nobody was paying attention Boris opened his little gold snuff box and took a pinch up each nostril before turning back to business.


"Honorable members, let's turn back to the issues at hand. Surely somebody must have something to say about the first amendment to the broadcasting act?"

"If this fails to pass, I hope you all enjoy continuing to pay hundreds of millions of pounds of taxpayer money to the ATN," noted the ATN Director standing outside the Chamber.

[New Zepuha]

The family incentives act is a flagrant waste of money and is not needed.

[Ainin]

The family incentives act is a flagrant waste of money and is not needed.

Not to mention it refers to a nonexistent currency.

[New Zepuha]

The family incentives act is a flagrant waste of money and is not needed.

Not to mention it refers to a nonexistent currency.

What is a NSG$?

[Beta Test]

Not to mention it refers to a nonexistent currency.

What is a NSG$?

Serious? The bill says that? Who wrote it?

[Corenea]

Jen Coren ran to the restroom and throws up on the toilet when she saw Senator Ignatiev performing an innapropriate sexual dance move. She proceeds to put her sunglasses on her face to ignore Ignatiev as she went to the Senate room

[New Zepuha]

What is a NSG$?

Serious? The bill says that? Who wrote it?

None other than our Treasurer Next Washington.

[Beta Test]

Serious? The bill says that? Who wrote it?

None other than our Treasurer Next Washington.

I was going to guess Dragomere. Anyway, it's surprising to see a flagrant waste of money come from a self-proclaimed economic conservative.

[President Pro-Tempore of the Senate]

The family incentives act is a flagrant waste of money and is not needed.

Not to mention it refers to a nonexistent currency.

"Well giving a free monopoly game to each child about that online forum, what's it called? Ah yes. NationStates, it could be educational. What do you think senators?"

[New Zepuha]

Not to mention it refers to a nonexistent currency.

"Well giving a free monopoly game to each child about that online forum, what's it called? Ah yes. NationStates, it could be educational. What do you think senators?"

OOC: NS Ception, our kids create the NSG senate in our universe, who do exactly what just happened.

[Beta Test]

"Well giving a free monopoly game to each child about that online forum, what's it called? Ah yes. NationStates, it could be educational. What do you think senators?"

OOC: NS Ception, our kids create the NSG senate in our universe, who do exactly what just happened.

OOC: NationStates does exist in our universe doesn't it? Does this mean the NSG Senate exists in our universe?

[Ainin]

OOC: NS Ception, our kids create the NSG senate in our universe, who do exactly what just happened.

OOC: NationStates does exist in our universe doesn't it? Does this mean the NSG Senate exists in our universe?

OOC: *faints*

[Minarchist States]

Criticisms in bold.

Family Incentives Act


Urgency: Moderate|Category: Domestics and Development|Co-Sponsors: Tundland, Britanno, Lamaredia, NEO Rome Republic, Divitaen



Foreword
Every modern civilization relies on enough young people who support the older ones, directly by caring about them, or indirectly, by taxes. Or like in the old days, when taking care of them was voluntary, you know? And we didn't have to pay taxes? But nowadays we see that the age pyramid changes dramatically: The old people are getting more and more, while there are areas where people have an average child number at or below 1. That means, this one child has to (partially) pay for three people in the future (parents + itself). Key word is partially. The parents saved up all their lives for retirement, and the child who feels the need to pay back his debts to his parents always does so out of the kindness of his heart, even when he doesn't have to with private retirement centers and charitable caretakers and all that jazz. Now, this quote is about 1/1, meaning one tax-paying person indirectly cares for another one (a retired person, student, child, ...).
In the short term this quote must be stopped from raising, in the long term even lowered. Therefore the Aurentina government shall provide special incentives, directly and indirectly, for families. Thereby the number of children will rise and the quote will lower.




I. In the following, "family" is defined as a minumum of two people who have one or more child(ren) of which they are fully responsible.
"Parents" is defined as the people, regardless of their sex, who are registered legal guardians of the child(ren).

II. Families shall be granted the following direct incentives:
a. A direct money transfer from the government to the parents each month. This payment shall be 100 NSG$(our currency?) per child between 0 and 18 years per month. If the child is between 18 and 24 years old, this payment shall be 50 NSG$ per child and per month. Yano. Way too much.
b. This amount of money must only be paid if the residence of the child is the same as the residence of the parents.
c. Both parents must receive the offer of 5% more free days from their employers. Wth? Why? If the child has to take care of them obv they aren't worth to their employer anymore. Employers shouldn't be required to do this!
d. Direct incentives end when the child reaches the age of 25 years. It should end at 18. That's when parents can kick their child out of the house - after that they are no more liable to the "child" and vise versa.

III. Families shall be granted the following indirect incentives:
a. One of the parents shall be allowed to lower his fiscal relevant income by 500 NGS$ per child and per year. (I think it's an incentive for parents to have more kids like the Nazis tried)
b. This reduction may only happen if the residence of the child is the same as the residence of the parents.
c. This reduction may only happen until the child reaches the age of 25 years.

IV. IV. Single families, meaning one or more of the partners left the partnership by cancelling the relationship or death resulting in only one person remaining as the child(ren)'s legal guardian must receive the following treatment:
a. The incentives mentioned in II.a. and II.c. must be doubled. The age limits stay the same. TOO MUCH
b. The reduction mentioned in III.a. must be doubled. The age limit mentioned in III.c. must remain the same.
c. II.b. and III.b. also apply for single families.
d. II.d. also applies for single families.

/gag

[New Zepuha]

So wait, what I see is social security.

Wth? Why?

Since when has this been in the English language. How did it get past the proofreaders!

[President Pro-Tempore of the Senate]

"Well giving a free monopoly game to each child about that online forum, what's it called? Ah yes. NationStates, it could be educational. What do you think senators?"

OOC: NS Ception, our kids create the NSG senate in our universe, who do exactly what just happened.

OOC: who gets to play DiCaprio's character?

OOC: NS Ception, our kids create the NSG senate in our universe, who do exactly what just happened.

OOC: NationStates does exist in our universe doesn't it? Does this mean the NSG Senate exists in our universe?

OOC: Yes it would exist here.

OOC: NationStates does exist in our universe doesn't it? Does this mean the NSG Senate exists in our universe?

OOC: *faints*

OOC: *Throws bucket of cold water on the prostrate figure.*

[Beta Test]

OOC: NS Ception, our kids create the NSG senate in our universe, who do exactly what just happened.

OOC: who gets to play DiCaprio's character?

OOC: NationStates does exist in our universe doesn't it? Does this mean the NSG Senate exists in our universe?

OOC: Yes it would exist here.

OOC: *faints*

OOC: *Throws bucket of cold water on the prostrate figure.*

OOC: If the NSG Senate does exist... *kills self trying to comprehend the possibilities*

[Corenea]

OOC: who gets to play DiCaprio's character?



OOC: Yes it would exist here.



OOC: *Throws bucket of cold water on the prostrate figure.*

OOC: If the NSG Senate does exist... *kills self trying to comprehend the possibilities*

My character would be an old, male, Christian socialist racist from the NDP in ProgCoa .

[Ainin]

OOC: If the NSG Senate does exist... *kills self trying to comprehend the possibilities*

My character would be an old, male, Christian socialist racist from the NDP in ProgCoa .

A socialist racist? We would probably already have kicked you out of our caucus.