TET: Paradise Club

[Gandoor]

IS THAT A RICE COOKER

YES

I fucking love rice.

Except yellow rice.

That can die.

[Immoren]

I don't want to make pie. D:

I just want to be able to make more than tea and instant noodles.

I have just increased your cooking repertoire by 50%.

I nother household appliance I'd use once and then forgot to collect dust in the drawer/cabin.

[Cerdigion]

Hello boys and girls.

[Lordieth]

We're slinging Mandarin about. Which is harder than Japanese.

Preach.

Isn't Japanese notoriously difficult?

The first two writing systems make things a lot simpler. Chinese can be likened to archaic/classical Japanese, which drives even us insane.

Does Japanese have different dialects or subsets?

[The Emerald Dawn]

I have just increased your cooking repertoire by 50%.

IS THAT A RICE COOKER

OH SHIT SON, best step the fuck back. Mother fuckin' RICE COOKER up in this bitch.

You can't beat the deal you get from this badass piece of modern marvelry. It cooks white rice like nothing, then without stopping, BAM. Mother fuckin' brown rice cooked like it ain't no thang.

Ladies be gettin' pregnant just walkin' past this Shaftesque cat. You ever wondered how China has almost two billion people? You that dumb? Seriously.

Rice cookers, fool.

[Jetan]

Preach.



The first two writing systems make things a lot simpler. Chinese can be likened to archaic/classical Japanese, which drives even us insane.

Does Japanese have different dialects or subsets?

I'd say pretty much any language is bound to.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

他还弄脏了我的鞋!

Interesting. Google can only do half of that.

Google shits on everything. Its most recent one was YT.

[Kvatchdom]

Interesting. Google can only do half of that.

Google shits on everything. Its most recent one was YT.

I know, right?

[Coffee Cakes]

Does Japanese have different dialects or subsets?

I'd say pretty much any language is bound to.

Heh, nothing compared to English in the colonies.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Preach.



The first two writing systems make things a lot simpler. Chinese can be likened to archaic/classical Japanese, which drives even us insane.

Does Japanese have different dialects or subsets?

Yep.

Osaka-ben is like trying to talk to a stereotypical redneck if you only ever learned Oxford English.

[Jetan]

YES

I fucking love rice.

Except yellow rice.

That can die.

Sushi rice is especially good.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

Preach.



The first two writing systems make things a lot simpler. Chinese can be likened to archaic/classical Japanese, which drives even us insane.

Does Japanese have different dialects or subsets?

It does, actually. The people of Saga down south for example have their own lingo which we Tokyo-folk can't really understand. Same goes for Akita and Hokkaido, where the Ainu live.

[Lordieth]

YES

I fucking love rice.

Except yellow rice.

That can die.

Do you mean pilau? It's delicious

The real kind with saffron. Not that fake kind that's just coloured with turmeric.

[Sun Wukong]

Preach.



The first two writing systems make things a lot simpler. Chinese can be likened to archaic/classical Japanese, which drives even us insane.

Does Japanese have different dialects or subsets?

Of course.

My mother speaks hick Japanese.

[Kvatchdom]

I fucking love rice.

Except yellow rice.

That can die.

Sushi rice is especially good.

White rice with chicken and sauce.
HNNG

[DesAnges]

Isn't Japanese notoriously difficult?

We're slinging Mandarin about. Which is harder than Japanese.

THat might explain why Google was having problems. It thought it was Japanese.

[Lordieth]

Does Japanese have different dialects or subsets?

It does, actually. The people of Saga down south for example have their own lingo which we Tokyo-folk can't really understand. Same goes for Akita and Hokkaido, where the Ainu live.

This is where my brain begins to shut down. It's like having languages within languages.

[Immoren]

Preach.



The first two writing systems make things a lot simpler. Chinese can be likened to archaic/classical Japanese, which drives even us insane.

Does Japanese have different dialects or subsets?

All languages have.

[Jetan]

Sushi rice is especially good.

White rice with chicken and sauce.
HNNG

Indeed. Too bad my school only ever serves a horrible rice-rye mix.

[Kvatchdom]

White rice with chicken and sauce.
HNNG

Indeed. Too bad my school only ever serves a horrible rice-rye mix.

They look like small vaginas, and vaginas are icky.

[The Emerald Dawn]

We're slinging Mandarin about. Which is harder than Japanese.

THat might explain why Google was having problems. It thought it was Japanese.

Some of the characters were in a Japanese fontset. But I blame her living in Japan for that.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

We're slinging Mandarin about. Which is harder than Japanese.

THat might explain why Google was having problems. It thought it was Japanese.

Old/High Japanese is heavily based on Chinese, if that helps.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

It does, actually. The people of Saga down south for example have their own lingo which we Tokyo-folk can't really understand. Same goes for Akita and Hokkaido, where the Ainu live.

This is where my brain begins to shut down. It's like having languages within languages.

Don't worry. All schools teach standard Japanese, so you'd still be understood wherever you go.

[DesAnges]

THat might explain why Google was having problems. It thought it was Japanese.

Old/High Japanese is heavily based on Chinese, if that helps.

Yeh I got it now. Silly Google, keeping me from knowing Ethel shat in your shoes.

I've got to stop buying a pack of brioche rolls and then just eating them in 5 minutes.

[The Emerald Dawn]

This is where my brain begins to shut down. It's like having languages within languages.

Don't worry. All schools teach standard Japanese, so you'd still be understood wherever you go.

Don't lie to him.