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Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:06 amby New Frenco Empire
(The first was locked some time ago, and I couldn't find a second one. So, here it is!)
Basically, post an interesting tidbit about your nation's culture (but this can include military, legislative, or any other interesting facts) that you think the nation above would find a bit shocking. (I would recommend skimming through factbooks or looking for previous posts on this thread for the best possible shock!)
I also ask you do not post so frequently. I recommend waiting until two or three other nations have posted before you do so again. Posting about, say, a half-hour after the last post is fine.
Example:
Nation 1: "Our people hate homosexuals, and stone them to death!"
Nation 2: "We are a country full of lesbians."
Nation 3: "We have perfected wormhole technology."
Nation 4: "A Social Democrat won our last election for president."
Nation 5: "A popular pastime in our nation is paying strippers to kick us in the gut and tell us we don't matter."
And so on...
Since I have nothing to shock, I get to wait.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:20 amby Bojikami
Communism worked for us.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:39 amby New Frenco Empire
State Capitalism is what we hate. Communism is just more convenient.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:45 amby K oyena
k'oyenese newscasts are very melodramatic in style
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:34 pmby Free Terra
We're more free in the literal sense than AMUURICA! (Fuck yeah!)
But to your actual nation, Vulty... We have a less nihilistic viewpoint on life.
Also first, because why the hell not?
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:35 pmby Gallup
Free Terra wrote:We're more free in the literal sense than AMUURICA! (Fuck yeah!)
But to your actual nation, Vulty... We have a less nihilistic viewpoint on life.
Also first, because why the hell not?
We don't care if we are first.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:35 pmby Free Terra
We understand sarcastic situations.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:36 pmby Gallup
Free Terra wrote:We understand sarcastic situations.
So do we.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:37 pmby Vultasia
We understand that Rock n' Roll is freedom.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:41 pmby Gallup
Vultasia wrote:We understand that Rock n' Roll is freedom.
We hate rock and roll
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:42 pmby Free Terra
We aren't buzzkills.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:42 pmby Vultasia
We rock those who don't love rock.
We will, we will, rock you.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:57 pmby Shiggity Diggity
Vultasia wrote:We rock those who don't love rock.
We will, we will, rock you.
Rock is the devils music
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (bless his noodles) prefers Reggae
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:58 pmby Hindu America
Pop is the most popular genre and is even played on the loudspeakers sometimes.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:59 pmby Free Terra
We believe that classical music is the best.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:05 pmby The yoshin empire
Free Terra wrote:We believe that classical music is the best.
We tried to weaponise classical music
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:45 pmby New Event Horizon
We are firm believers that the meme is mightier than the nuke.
Also, congratulations to Vultasia for making it to an MK2 thread.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:47 pmby The yoshin empire
New Event Horizon wrote:We are firm believers that the meme is mightier than the nuke.
Our nuclear powered killsats make believe that the killsat is more powerfull then the meme
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:59 pmby New Event Horizon
You might think that. However, that ideology is in fact a meme we spread to induce trigger-happiness and thus put you at odds with the international community.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:07 pmby Hindu America
We make sense and are actually a nation.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:11 pmby The yoshin empire
Hindu America wrote:We make sense and are actually a nation.
Our memes have us believe otherwise
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:31 pmby Vultasia
We're not an empire.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:30 pmby The Norgan Alliance
Vultasia wrote:We're not an empire.
We love you
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:31 pmby Aleckandor
We ride giant black serpents with wings that eat the flesh of our enemies.
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:33 pmby The Norgan Alliance
Aleckandor wrote:We ride giant black serpents with wings that eat the flesh of our enemies.
We go whaling, but not for whales as they went extinct hundreds of years ago. Instead we hunt down Space Dragons for their meat, for their scales, and to keep their population under control.