Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

by **New Event Horizon** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:11 pm

Auzkhia wrote:We can kill you with cuteness.

We...

We're working on that.

by **The Fascist American Empire** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:52 pm

New Event Horizon wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:We can kill you with cuteness.

We...

We're working on that.

If our computers rebel against us, we stay beyond the reach of the plug. Works every time.

by **The Holy NeoSpanish Empire** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:10 pm

Ieperithem wrote:We have a democracy. We also out - America you.

we have an autocratic empire and proud of it

by **Auzkhia** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:14 pm

Autocracy might seem prevalent, we have some states that are proper democracies. Example: Switzerland.

by **The Soviet League** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:31 pm

We are mostly Pan Asian and Eastern European, but we occupy all Middle Eastern and some African countries, and even Latin American countries such as Venezuela, and Cuba.

by **The Fascist American Empire** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:55 pm

The Soviet League wrote:We are mostly Pan Asian and Eastern European, but we occupy all Middle Eastern and some African countries, and even Latin American countries such as Venezuela, and Cuba.

We outlawed tacos.

by **The Soviet League** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:17 pm

The Fascist American Empire wrote:
The Soviet League wrote:We are mostly Pan Asian and Eastern European, but we occupy all Middle Eastern and some African countries, and even Latin American countries such as Venezuela, and Cuba.

We outlawed tacos.

YOU MONSTER!

We outlawed many things that the Frenkish do (lets put it like that. No offence NFE). Meaning, we are moral.

by **Ajna** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:17 pm

...No comment...

by **New Pyrrhius** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:25 pm

The Fascist American Empire wrote:
The Soviet League wrote:We are mostly Pan Asian and Eastern European, but we occupy all Middle Eastern and some African countries, and even Latin American countries such as Venezuela, and Cuba.

We outlawed tacos.

You're not just on the naughty list. You're on the Exterminatus list.

Ajna wrote:...No comment...

Our roads have to be reenforced to accommodate mech traffic.

by **The Soviet League** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:29 pm

New Pyrrhius wrote:
The Fascist American Empire wrote:We outlawed tacos.

You're not just on the naughty list. You're on the Exterminatus list.

Ajna wrote:...No comment...

Our roads have to be reenforced to accommodate mech traffic.

For our commercial mechs, they are usually compacted into large boxes, and then shipped underground to the destination selected.

by **Uelvan** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:55 pm

Children can be found playing in toxic waste puddles.

by **United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 5:01 pm

Toxic waste puddles can be seen playing with children.

by **Auzkhia** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:52 pm

The last program to shock you went bankrupt.

by **New Event Horizon** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:51 pm

We have no need for money due to our post-scarcity economy, so reputation is used as our currency stand-in. Imagine if getting likes for a funny picture on Facebook gave you a tangible increase in social status.

by **Auzkhia** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:54 pm

Being born with a cool title and last time grants you great social status.

by **Zaldakki** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:56 pm

We treat ponies like animals.

by **Auzkhia** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:57 pm

Zaldakki wrote:We treat ponies like animals.

That's because yours are not sapient, realists.

by **New Event Horizon** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:09 pm

All rumors that we have been implanting subliminal memes into you are entirely untrue. Move along.

by **Auzkhia** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:15 pm

New Event Horizon wrote:All rumors that we have been ipmlanting subliminal memes into you are entirely untrue. Move along.

Lies.
We catch on.

by **Zaldakki** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:19 pm

New Event Horizon wrote:All rumors that we have been ipmlanting subliminal memes into you are entirely untrue. Move along.

We see your lies!

by **Auzkhia** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:20 pm

We find post skipping to be rude.

by **K oyena** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:21 pm

We find ninjas to be annoying, but only a little.

by **Auzkhia** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:22 pm

We'd never hug Stalin.

by **New Event Horizon** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:30 pm

Auzkhia wrote:Lies.
We catch on.

Zaldakki wrote:We see your lies!

Many bioshells become disoriented when on a natural planetary body due to acclimation to the centrifugal gravity of the New Event Horizon.

by **CHUCK NORRlS** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:02 pm

Know how things can be affected by "Nope! Chuck Testa!"?

We can turn that to our favor (while you guys can't - now that's culture shocking).

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