Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

by **Hydronium** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:19 pm

New Pyrrhius wrote:Psykers who have aptitude in both physical and sensory powers are almost always trained to use those powers through the art of Gun Kata.

We don't bluff, we just do.

by **The Soviet League** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:21 pm

People who portray psionic or physical skills far beyond a human, become a Kya'aet Hakyae, or Heavenly Guard. They are extremely lethal, dangerous, and hard to detect. There are no official or semi-official records about them, as they live secluded on a comet in the Kuiper Belt until called on by the Soviet government. They can also "pass" between the reality of Light and the Reality of Absence(our reality).

by **Sinovet** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:22 pm

The leading political group, the Utopians, have set as a primary goal the complete destruction of the economy, termination of capitalism, and abolition of currency.

by **United Dalaran** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:03 pm

We have no shops, food and other goods are provided directly by Ahdym Commitees to all citizens.

by **New Frenco Empire** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:23 pm

The most popular couple in the country is a lesbian one, between the most popular female musician in the country and the 2292 national gladiatorial champion. (Yeah, it's not that hard to tell who usually dominates and submits during sexytime. Interestingly enough, this was an actual topic of discussion.)

by **Sinovet** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:29 pm

Upon threat of absolute military defeat, the Premiere may order Contingency Alpha to take effect, upon which all hostile within Sinovet's borders will be bombed with sub-nuclear missiles, thus eliminating hostile presence from Sinovet's terretory.

by **The Soviet League** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:40 pm

Upon defeat, we usually cave the enemy government from the inside.

by **Uelvan** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:59 pm

Since there are no speed limits, no obligation to follow traffic lights, people drive around in armored vans with turrets mounted on the top, and all vehicles are souped up, Uelvanian roads are hell, especially on the holidays.

by **New Pyrrhius** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:52 pm

During periods of minimal unease, our riot police will use their shields as coffee tables.

by **Auzkhia** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:53 pm

Diabeetus, son.

by **United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:01 pm

Cordyceps, son.

by **The Fascist American Empire** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:18 pm

United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999 wrote:Cordyceps, son.

We are a sane nation.

by **Jherusalem** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:39 pm

When the Syrian Arab Republic launched bombing raids against three of our cities in 1967, we did not reply with diplomatic protests. We bombed Damascus.

by **New Event Horizon** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:15 am

Almost every sophont has lost the ability to react with shock at anything, either because they are perpetually high off their minds or are simply jaded beyond belief through constant NeuroNet usage.

"Oh, it seems that a hull breach is sucking millions of people into the depths of space. I suppose I should finish my drink."

by **New Frenco Empire** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:47 am

We give some of our AI programs the Microsoft Mike voice because it's hilarious.

by **The Soviet League** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:07 am

Our AI comes with a large variety of speech plug ins and programs. Some of them use high pitched noises, not hearable by the human ear, to communicate with other robots and drones. Others use a regular monotone sounding voice, while assassin droids(which are the most humanoid robot to be made in my canon) have a voice that could match to any gender, any age, and sound exactly human. Albeit, assassin droids are very rare and not used much.

by **United Dalaran** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:08 am

We don't trust anyone who is using intelligent computers. Sorry.

by **The Soviet League** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:10 am

United Dalaran wrote:We don't trust anyone who is using intelligent computers. Sorry.

We have computers-no, supercomputers, that can prove the existence of God.

by **The Multiversal Species Alliance** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:28 am

The Soviet League wrote:
United Dalaran wrote:We don't trust anyone who is using intelligent computers. Sorry.

We have computers-no, supercomputers, that can prove the existence of God.

We bury our alcoholics with a shot glass and a bottle of their favourite liquor.

by **United Dalaran** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:30 am

Hey, we do it too!

Due to strict dresscode all people must wear long coats and hide most of their faces. Not that there is cold as Siberia in Dalaran.

by **Auzkhia** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:36 am

Public nudity was never a problem for us.

by **The Soviet League** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:37 am

We usually create railguns just to stomp mutant hordes.

by **Uelvan** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:11 am

An idea of a good time for Uelvanian youth is to drive around massive armored vehicles with a minigun in the back, randomly blasting people behind you as you drive by.

by **Sinovet** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:01 pm

Less than 1% of the population of Sinovet has beleived in God since 1814

by **The Soviet League** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:34 pm

Sinovet wrote:Less than 1% of the population of Sinovet has beleived in God since 1814

Since you are ponies, I wouldn't expect so.

/skipme

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