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Uelvan
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Postby Uelvan » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:05 pm

Burglars with blast charges raid the massive fortified apartment complexes in the city on a nightly basis.

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United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999
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Postby United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:09 pm

Our country is known for its rampant fungus epidemics, blood-related continental erosion, insanity inducing television shows, segue segways, demonic parasites raining down like squishy hail, a military made entirely of a fungus hive mind, mass graves that get up and walk off as a single body, complete disregard for all manner of Newtonian physics and euclidean geometry, and a wide variety of stews.

It's the stews you shall fear the most.
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Immortal Timurid Dynasty
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Postby Immortal Timurid Dynasty » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:46 pm

The ruling class obsess over Tamarlane and his ancient conquests for some reason.
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Postby Bojikami » Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:58 am

Immortal Timurid Dynasty wrote:The ruling class obsess over Tamarlane and his ancient conquests for some reason.

Aspects of our warrior culture still live on today.
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New Frenco Empire
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:02 am

How much makeup someone (man or woman) wears is a good way to indicate who is and who isn't currently working in the military.
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United Dalaran
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Postby United Dalaran » Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:29 am

The first thing that dalaranian children are learning: discipline and obedience.
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Dalaran is more exaggerated version of my personal beliefs. For fun. Thank you and have a nice day.
Strict communist dictatorship ruled by Antoni Kupała. Slavic nation influenced by Mongols. Very cold culture. Policy of armed neutrality.
Population: 80533821.
Area: 938037 sq. kilometres.
Active military force: 5200000.
Reserves: 10800000.
Tech level: Modern Tech.
Luveria wrote:Being peace loving totalitarians.

Won't rp with non-humans.

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Massena
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Postby Massena » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:09 am

Those are the very same attributes which we seek to instill into our national government.
If you are opposed to Israel and support the Palestinians, what you are supporting, basically, is a campaign of total genocide against the Jewish people.

One thing I ask of the LORD, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the LORD and to seek Him in His temple. - Psalms 27:4

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Gyrenaica
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Postby Gyrenaica » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:16 am

Every New Year's Eve, all people,can kill all foreigners, but not with guns. They can do anything to the foreigners. ANYTHING.

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Massena
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Postby Massena » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:17 am

The last time a Citizen of the Republic was murdered abroad, we brought the killers to justice ourselves. It was...not pleasant.
If you are opposed to Israel and support the Palestinians, what you are supporting, basically, is a campaign of total genocide against the Jewish people.

One thing I ask of the LORD, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the LORD and to seek Him in His temple. - Psalms 27:4

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United Dalaran
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Postby United Dalaran » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:27 am

We have found a perfect way to prevent such accidents: we just don't let Dalaranians out!
Dalaran is more exaggerated version of my personal beliefs. For fun. Thank you and have a nice day.
Strict communist dictatorship ruled by Antoni Kupała. Slavic nation influenced by Mongols. Very cold culture. Policy of armed neutrality.
Population: 80533821.
Area: 938037 sq. kilometres.
Active military force: 5200000.
Reserves: 10800000.
Tech level: Modern Tech.
Luveria wrote:Being peace loving totalitarians.

Won't rp with non-humans.

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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:00 am

We don't invade nations because an Imperial subject is murdered by a foreign outlaw.
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Postby Taoju » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:03 am

Neoconservatism is believed to be a western ot to destroy Taojunese traditions
The Republic of Taoju ― Tauzhur Mineli ― Таужур Минули

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Postby Auzkhia » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:04 am

As Monarchists we claim to be "true" conservatives, we won't have any of the wannabe neocon garbage.
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Greater Mackonia
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Postby Greater Mackonia » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:10 am

Cannibalism is the favored means of abortion.
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Auzkhia
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Postby Auzkhia » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:13 am

Abortion is handle at clinics or at the back alley with a clothes hanger.
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Sinovet
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Postby Sinovet » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:35 am

Sinovet's army is primarily composed of a volunteer militia created 96 years ago, indirectly commanded by the Federal General.

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Gyrenaica
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Postby Gyrenaica » Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:06 pm

We nuke 1 smaller, younger country every holiday.

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United Dalaran
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Postby United Dalaran » Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:12 pm

Sinovet wrote:Sinovet's army is primarily composed of a volunteer militia created 96 years ago, indirectly commanded by the Federal General.


(Hell, communist ponies. That problem: start relations or not? Let them decide.)

As for above nation:
Our people are deeply concerned about religiousness, but it may soud a little suprising, they haven't became bigots. Bigotery is rather rare here in Dalaran.
Last edited by United Dalaran on Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Dalaran is more exaggerated version of my personal beliefs. For fun. Thank you and have a nice day.
Strict communist dictatorship ruled by Antoni Kupała. Slavic nation influenced by Mongols. Very cold culture. Policy of armed neutrality.
Population: 80533821.
Area: 938037 sq. kilometres.
Active military force: 5200000.
Reserves: 10800000.
Tech level: Modern Tech.
Luveria wrote:Being peace loving totalitarians.

Won't rp with non-humans.

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Sinovet
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Postby Sinovet » Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:56 pm

Sinovet was at one point a Corporate Dominion, Complete Autocracy, and Absolute Monarchy. The current Socilaist regime was created after the 200 year reign of the Aristocracy was brough to an abrupt and bloody end in 1917


United Dalaran wrote:
Sinovet wrote:Sinovet's army is primarily composed of a volunteer militia created 96 years ago, indirectly commanded by the Federal General.


(Hell, communist ponies. That problem: start relations or not? Let them decide.)

Yep.

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Ereria
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Postby Ereria » Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:59 pm

Our soldiers are trained from age 7.
"Vatan savunmasında gereğinden fazla merhamet vatana ihanettir."
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Hydronium
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Postby Hydronium » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:03 pm

Ereria wrote:Our soldiers are trained from age 7.

Wen we go to war, we just blast the **** out of the other guy, as opposed to sending in soldiers.

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New Frenco Empire
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:03 pm

We train our soldiers at a young age indirectly, via school classes.

@above: Our laser countermeasure systems disagree.
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NEW FRENCO EMPIRE

Transferring information from disorganized notes into presentable factbooks is way too time consuming for a procrastinator. Just ask if you have questions.
Plutocratic Evil Empire™ situated in a post-apocalyptic Decopunk North America. Extreme PMT, yet socially stuck in the interwar/immediate post-war era, with Jazz music and flapper culture alongside nanotechnology and Martian colonies. Tier I power of the Frencoverse.


Las Palmeras wrote:Roaring 20s but in the future and with mutants

Alyakia wrote:you are a modern poet
Top Hits of 2132! (Imperial Public Radio)
Coming at you from Fort Orwell! (Imperial Forces Network)



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Rijkeland
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Postby Rijkeland » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:04 pm

New Frenco Empire wrote:We train our soldiers at a young age indirectly, via school classes.

We have a consolidated banking system! Spooooooookyyyyyyyyy~!
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De Grootheid van Rijken, de Rijkdom van de Koningen
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New Frenco Empire
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:09 pm

Banks? Those old things are still around? The national digital treasury count?
NEW FRENCO EMPIRE

Transferring information from disorganized notes into presentable factbooks is way too time consuming for a procrastinator. Just ask if you have questions.
Plutocratic Evil Empire™ situated in a post-apocalyptic Decopunk North America. Extreme PMT, yet socially stuck in the interwar/immediate post-war era, with Jazz music and flapper culture alongside nanotechnology and Martian colonies. Tier I power of the Frencoverse.


Las Palmeras wrote:Roaring 20s but in the future and with mutants

Alyakia wrote:you are a modern poet
Top Hits of 2132! (Imperial Public Radio)
Coming at you from Fort Orwell! (Imperial Forces Network)



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New Pyrrhius
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Postby New Pyrrhius » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:10 pm

Psykers who have aptitude in both physical and sensory powers are almost always trained to use those powers through the art of Gun Kata.
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