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Doom Legions
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Founded: Apr 11, 2015
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Postby Doom Legions » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:24 am

Legion AI's recieve even less rights than our citizens.
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Koopaguk
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Founded: Apr 15, 2015
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Postby Koopaguk » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:25 am

Koopa's may be immortal. They walk around as skeletons all the time.
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Aplan
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Posts: 66
Founded: Dec 16, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aplan » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:31 am

Oral sex is legal and accepted in public places, provided that:

It is between two (2) individuals
Both individuals are within two (2) years of the same age
The 'recipient' is standing upright during the course of the activity
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:32 am

Sex is unnecessary here.
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Novum Alexandria
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Founded: Jul 08, 2014
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Postby Novum Alexandria » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:33 am

There isn't much you can't do in public places. If someone has a problem with it, they can take their chances in a fight.

AN: Uhh... We spy on all of our allies, and let them know beforehand.
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Doom Legions
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Founded: Apr 11, 2015
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Postby Doom Legions » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:45 am

We don't spy. If we want to know something, we barge in through the front door and take what we need.
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Meta Corporation
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Founded: Apr 27, 2015
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Postby Meta Corporation » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:47 am

We don't need spies. Our Meta Intel meant that we knew before you did.
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Uelvan
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Posts: 1668
Founded: Nov 10, 2012
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Postby Uelvan » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:53 am

The plutocracy happily keeps the common man dumb and apathetic. It makes for good laborers.

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Novum Alexandria
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Postby Novum Alexandria » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:02 am

We're synthetic and automatons, aye, but we're also one of the most promiscuous nations around.
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Doom Legions
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Founded: Apr 11, 2015
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Postby Doom Legions » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:05 am

Novum Alexandria wrote:We're synthetic and automatons, aye, but we're also one of the most promiscuous nations around.

I looked up Promiscuous, apparently summed up it's being sluts. I'm know you lot are all kinds of bad, but not those kinds of bad XD

Anyway, not even the mods could kill us.
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Perrytopia
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Founded: Aug 25, 2012
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Postby Perrytopia » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:13 am

Well, we hold ourselves to a different set of ideals. We see ourselves more as protectors or guardians than subjugators and aggressors.
Nothing to see here, folks. Please move along...
What's up with all these folks nowadays making nations that don't use NS stats? It's always "Multiversal Soul-Snatchers" this or "Tier Infinity Poly-Galactic Mercs" that. I mean, stats are the whole point, right? You know, the thing that makes this different from your run-of-the-mill role-playing forum? Yeah, they're flawed, but its the ridiculousness that makes this game absolutely FANTASTIC
And copying taking creative liberties with Warhammer 40K or Eldritch nonsense doesn't make you as unique as you think...

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Autem Galacticus Nexum
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Founded: Apr 20, 2015
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Postby Autem Galacticus Nexum » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:29 pm

Most Pureblood Neo-Humans (ones who are not deformed) voluntarily rip the skin off of their face and genitals. This is done to show devotion for Futarii and God; this also makes them open to join monastic war orders such as the Ordo de Seraphim and Ordo Hereticus (not the Warhammer kind).
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Novum Alexandria
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Postby Novum Alexandria » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:37 pm

Doom Legions wrote:
Novum Alexandria wrote:We're synthetic and automatons, aye, but we're also one of the most promiscuous nations around.

I looked up Promiscuous, apparently summed up it's being sluts. I'm know you lot are all kinds of bad, but not those kinds of bad XD

Anyway, not even the mods could kill us.

(Roaring 20s + Victorian England)*Promiscuity^9 = Alexandria
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Autem Galacticus Nexum wrote:Most Pureblood Neo-Humans (ones who are not deformed) voluntarily rip the skin off of their face and genitals. This is done to show devotion for Futarii and God; this also makes them open to join monastic war orders such as the Ordo de Seraphim and Ordo Hereticus (not the Warhammer kind).

Alexandrians commonly see religion as some really spooky occult weirdness.
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Autem Galacticus Nexum
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Founded: Apr 20, 2015
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Postby Autem Galacticus Nexum » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:38 pm

There are entire planets dedicated to thousand-mile wide religious art.

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The Norgan Alliance
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Posts: 3152
Founded: Feb 17, 2013
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Postby The Norgan Alliance » Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:13 pm

We're religious, not crazy.
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The Army Republic of Prussia
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Posts: 328
Founded: Mar 15, 2015
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Postby The Army Republic of Prussia » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:35 pm

We are not very religious, but crazy.
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Eldona
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Posts: 54
Founded: Jan 09, 2015
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Postby Eldona » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:45 pm

Beards on a man has been for a long time as an indication of being married.

Hair combed into a bun is the same for a woman.

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Aeiouia
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Founded: Jul 05, 2014
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Postby Aeiouia » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:49 pm

Marriage of all kinds is virtually unheard-of here, since most of our citizens are literally genderless.
Future Tech. Dim-witted living starship creatures in their equivalent to the stone age, attempting to form a civilization.
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:50 pm

"Communist" refers to someone who advocates sharing diamonds in Minecraft here.
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The Army Republic of Prussia
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Founded: Mar 15, 2015
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Postby The Army Republic of Prussia » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:03 pm

We only crack down on protests if they get violent. Killing rioters is glorious, killing innocent protesters? Sparks more anger.
"If that don't work, use more gun"- The Engineer.
"There's something to love about a nation that builds a cannon and then says "Nah, son, not big enough.""-Cumberlanda
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Founded: Dec 31, 2014
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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:04 pm

The Army Republic of Prussia wrote:We only crack down on protests if they get violent. Killing rioters is glorious, killing innocent protesters? Sparks more anger.

You read the Malay Rouge dispatch didn't you? :p
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Nueva Uruguay
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Founded: May 28, 2014
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Postby Nueva Uruguay » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:07 pm

The Army Republic of Prussia wrote:We only crack down on protests if they get violent. Killing rioters is glorious, killing innocent protesters? Sparks more anger.

We crack down on all pro-democracy protests (not that we had any) even if they are peaceful.
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Liberty and Alderney
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Founded: Apr 09, 2015
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Postby Liberty and Alderney » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:41 pm

While we do similar things now after the 2001 terrorist attacks, in the past we used to view peaceful protest as an intergral part of achieving true democracy.
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The UIP
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Founded: Apr 09, 2015
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Postby The UIP » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:46 pm

We encourage peaceful protests and provide areas in public just for that purpose. If it gets out of hand though, it's on.
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Doom Legions
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Founded: Apr 11, 2015
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Postby Doom Legions » Fri May 01, 2015 12:18 am

Whenever people are retarded enough to protest here, the area is locked down and every one is executed for heresy and treason.
Needless to say, there are no protests here.
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